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Breaking News: It has come to my attention that Shepard will be able to get drunk and stagger around like an irishman. And that the Normandy now has bathrooms.

 

 

Discuss these groundbreaking features now plz.

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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Breaking News: It has come to my attention that Shepard will be able to get drunk and stagger around like an irishman. And that the Normandy now has bathrooms.

 

 

Discuss these groundbreaking features now plz.

 

THE WITCHER DID IT

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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Yeah, and a billion other stories. Seriously, the idea that Bioware ripped the concept of characters with a tortured past from PST is ridiculous.

 

They were obviously influenced by it. We're not talking about general literature or movies here, we're talking about games which quite happily and freely take concepts from each other.

 

Please don't shake my belief that every Bio character from KOTOR onwards is a whiny b!tch because they're trying to do as deep characters as Torment had. The alternative, that they're just too inept to come up with a way to make characters interesting that doesn't include a tragic past would be, well, tragic.

 

THE WITCHER DID IT

 

nuff said.

 

Btw if you can't wake up in a gutter with some of your credits missing its no good.

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Imperium Thought for the Day: Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life

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THE WITCHER DID IT

 

nuff said.

 

Btw if you can't wake up in a gutter with some of your credits missing its no good.

You have to work with what you've got. You should be able to wake up in one of those toilets with you head in the bowl.

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Breaking News: It has come to my attention that Shepard will be able to get drunk and stagger around like an irishman. And that the Normandy now has bathrooms.

 

Only useful if you can use it as an excuse for walking into the girls bathroom.(While in use) *Achievement unlocked: Pervert*

 

Yeah, and a billion other stories. Seriously, the idea that Bioware ripped the concept of characters with a tortured past from PST is ridiculous.

 

They were obviously influenced by it. We're not talking about general literature or movies here, we're talking about games which quite happily and freely take concepts from each other.

 

Kool aid is bad.

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Breaking News: It has come to my attention that Shepard will be able to get drunk and stagger around like an irishman. And that the Normandy now has bathrooms.

 

Only useful if you can use it as an excuse for walking into the girls bathroom.(While in use) *Achievement unlocked: Pervert*

Hey! It's not pervert if you really are so drunk that you happen to wander in the girls bathroom by accident!

 

:yucky:

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THE WITCHER DID IT

 

nuff said.

 

Btw if you can't wake up in a gutter with some of your credits missing its no good.

You have to work with what you've got. You should be able to wake up in one of those toilets with you head in the bowl.

 

Well Sheppy has some nice babes to hold his head when he's puking at least.

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Imperium Thought for the Day: Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life

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None of the photos I found were SFW :yucky:

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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Well Sheppy has some nice babes to hold his head when he's puking at least.

 

You've just described the Finnish concept of romance: holding the head/hair of your love while they puke their guts out.

 

Strangely, I've always been a lot more successful outside Finland. :yucky:

You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that?

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You've just described the Finnish concept of romance: holding the head/hair of your love while they puke their guts out.

While it would be an honor to think this as a Finnish concept, I'm pretty sure it's quite global :yucky:

 

Especially the Brits seem to understand it's beauty.

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Breaking News: It has come to my attention that Shepard will be able to get drunk and stagger around like an irishman. And that the Normandy now has bathrooms.

 

Only useful if you can use it as an excuse for walking into the girls bathroom.(While in use) *Achievement unlocked: Pervert*

Surely in 2185 they would have unisex bathrooms?

 

Well Sheppy has some nice babes to hold his head when he's puking at least.

I thought that was your yeoman's job?

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I'm sure FemShep will receive adequate compensation for the lack of F/F action with a Thane/Garrus/Grunt foursome.

Technically that's a quintet since Krogan have four testicles.

"Moral indignation is a standard strategy for endowing the idiot with dignity." Marshall McLuhan

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So does anyone here know for sure which save file we import: the autosave, the highest number save, or the char# save?

 

It's the char# save. All you have to do is run the ME2 configuration utility and point it to the folder containing your ME1 saves. It'll do the rest.

Thanks man.

 

Now all I need to do is figure out how to import my Blood Dragon Armor.

 

http://social.bioware.com/me_user_entitlements.php

 

I hope you don't have to flex too many muscles for that :p

Gah - I vaguely remember suppressing memories of this Bio Social Site when "signing up" to play my legitimately purchased copy of DA. :aiee:

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Breaking News: It has come to my attention that Shepard will be able to get drunk and stagger around like an irishman. And that the Normandy now has bathrooms.

 

Only useful if you can use it as an excuse for walking into the girls bathroom.(While in use) *Achievement unlocked: Pervert*

Hey! It's not pervert if you really are so drunk that you happen to wander in the girls bathroom by accident!

 

:aiee:

[shepherd kicks open stall door in womens restroom; occupant screams]

Commander Shepherd: Sorry, retarded.

Miranda: Oh, its okay.

[shepherd kicks open second stall door; occupant screams]

Commander Shepherd: Sorry, dont know any better.

Tali: Oh, bless you then.

[shepherd kicks open third stall door; occupant screams]

Commander Shepherd: Geez, didnt you hear me a second ago? I'm retarded!

Subject Zero: Oh, you're just curious. Well, let me show you how

everything works down there.

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[shepherd kicks open stall door in womens restroom; occupant screams]

Commander Shepherd: Sorry, retarded.

Miranda: Oh, its okay.

[shepherd kicks open second stall door; occupant screams]

Commander Shepherd: Sorry, dont know any better.

Tali: Oh, bless you then.

[shepherd kicks open third stall door; occupant screams]

Commander Shepherd: Geez, didnt you hear me a second ago? I'm retarded!

Subject Zero: Oh, you're just curious. Well, let me show you how

everything works down there.

I take my words back. It IS pervert if you do it jags, no matter how drunk you might be :aiee:

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Damn you Microsoft. X360 players could get ALL the bonus DLC for free, even if it was for a limited time. Grrr.

 

I wonder how many downloaded it though.

1.13 killed off Ja2.

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Bah useless trinkets.

 

Amen.

 

I'm still surprised how the gaming industry has managed to convince the public that its alright to chop up your game prior to release and sell the parts for an additional fee.

And also to convince people that one piece of equipment, skin or whatever is in any way relevant to the gaming experience.

 

I mean people are actually foaming at the mouth over the DLC sh!t.

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Imperium Thought for the Day: Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life

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Will there be a way to get rid of the Terminator look Shepard gets when going Renegade? It's hideous.

The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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