Walsingham Posted November 16, 2009 Posted November 16, 2009 I just realised that what we need is one of those 'Which Starwars character are you?' questionairres which checks which forumite you are. Anyone feel up to that? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Enoch Posted November 16, 2009 Posted November 16, 2009 If I made one, every response be that the user is an Eldar alt.
Kaftan Barlast Posted November 16, 2009 Posted November 16, 2009 I wanna be Taks, because he is the most advanced troll we have. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
Guard Dog Posted November 16, 2009 Posted November 16, 2009 I want to be Shryke, he gets more girls in a weekend than I do in a year... "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
theslug Posted November 16, 2009 Posted November 16, 2009 I want to be guard dog because he choose Shryke. I would be patient waiting for my opportune moment to strike. The physical shock of how much tail he's pulling down would mentally exhaust him which is just around the time I take over his compromised consciousness and subjugate him into some sort of mental prison. From there I would reap all the sexual rewards but when the dust settles and I leave his body, it is not my wiener that rots off but his. And thus I have won life. There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached.
Walsingham Posted November 16, 2009 Author Posted November 16, 2009 I want to be theslug. Mainly because I could carry on being weird and no-one would notice, buta lso because he's younger and fitter than I am. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Hurlshort Posted November 16, 2009 Posted November 16, 2009 I want to be Kor Qel Droma, because he lives in Canada and they worship ice hockey up there.
Calax Posted November 16, 2009 Posted November 16, 2009 I'll just stay with me thanks Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
alanschu Posted November 16, 2009 Posted November 16, 2009 I want to be Kor Qel Droma, because he lives in Canada and they worship ice hockey up there.
Rosbjerg Posted November 16, 2009 Posted November 16, 2009 I wanna be... hmm.. taks, I want to see the world as a republican.. just for a day.. Fortune favors the bald.
I want teh kotor 3 Posted November 16, 2009 Posted November 16, 2009 Either Wals or The Architect, because they're funny. Or Shryke, because he gets more girls in a day than I have ever gotten. Or Fionavar, because his picture is a dragon. and dragons are epic. In 7th grade, I teach the students how Chuck Norris took down the Roman Empire, so it is good that you are starting early on this curriculum. R.I.P. KOTOR 2003-2008 KILLED BY THOSE GREEDY MONEY-HOARDING ************* AND THEIR *****-*** MMOS
Rostere Posted November 16, 2009 Posted November 16, 2009 I want a "Which Obsidian Employee are you?" questionnaire! Anyway, it would be fun to do one about forum members, but perhaps we should first decide on which members. I nominate Walsingham, taks, lord_of_flies and funcroc. "Well, overkill is my middle name. And my last name. And all of my other names as well!"
Daaave Posted November 17, 2009 Posted November 17, 2009 I would like to be me, because I'm awesome like that. MAKE IT HAPPEN PEOPLE! Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck.
Krookie Posted November 17, 2009 Posted November 17, 2009 I want to be Nick so that I could slaughter Llyranor in his sleep. But I want to be Llyranor so I could slaughter Nick in his sleep.
Shryke Posted November 17, 2009 Posted November 17, 2009 I want to be Shryke, he gets more girls in a weekend than I do in a year... but if you're me than i wouldn't be me and if i wasn't me then who the hell would i be?! and who would be you if you weren't you?! aaaaaaargh confused when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!
lord of flies Posted November 17, 2009 Posted November 17, 2009 Here's a little something I whipped together. Post what you got. I got Krezack.
Deadly_Nightshade Posted November 17, 2009 Posted November 17, 2009 Lord of Flies' alt Yes, comrade. You are my alt. Best get to being a good little Marxist and driving every topic towards the one true discussion (class struggle). Remember, class struggle permeates every part of life! Don't be shy! "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum." -Hurlshot
Blarghagh Posted November 17, 2009 Posted November 17, 2009 I want a "Which Obsidian Employee are you?" questionnaire! Anyway, it would be fun to do one about forum members, but perhaps we should first decide on which members. I nominate Walsingham, taks, lord_of_flies and funcroc. I also nominate Kaftan Barlast and mkreku. And those guys who look exactly the same and always post at almost exactly the same time.
Walsingham Posted November 17, 2009 Author Posted November 17, 2009 It would seem that I too am LoF's alt. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Gorgon Posted November 17, 2009 Posted November 17, 2009 It wouldn't surprise me if he rigged it so that everyone turns out that way. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
kirottu Posted November 17, 2009 Posted November 17, 2009 I would want to be Nick i am so I would get to spend quality time with Llyranor. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
Gorth Posted November 17, 2009 Posted November 17, 2009 It wouldn't surprise me if he rigged it so that everyone turns out that way. What did you expect from a communist poll? It's a single party system “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
Gorgon Posted November 17, 2009 Posted November 17, 2009 Now now be fair. You get to chose between voting for the glorious leader, and voting for the glorious leader. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
Blarghagh Posted November 17, 2009 Posted November 17, 2009 I also nominate Gorgon, whose Paul-Reiser-Playing-The-Devil-In-Aliens avatar is just something that connects with Obsidian in my brain now.
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