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The disappointing thing about Gothic is I found an "I Win" sequence of the combat (which was just swing my sword back and forth left to right) and it worked for a huge amount of the encounters.

 

Still, I was engaged in the world and had a ton of fun with it (Gothic 2 that is, I never played the others). The unfortunate thing is my computer went kaboom and my motivation to start all over was limited.

 

 

I remember killing that one super big troll though. That was good times :p

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That was pretty good. He had a bit of a cold though, which hurts the delivery.

 

On a related note: Why would somebody play a computer game about skateboarding when they can go out the front door and do it for real?

 

I admit I've never really understood the concept of computer and video games that are built around doing things that it are very easy to do in real life.

 

I'm waiting for the XBOX exclusive: Clothes Washing 2.

 

Eurogamer gives it a 10.

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On a related note: Why would somebody play a computer game about skateboarding when they can go out the front door and do it for real?

 

I admit I've never really understood the concept of computer and video games that are built around doing things that it are very easy to do in real life.

 

Can you do all of the tricks that they can do in those games? Can you survive 40 foot falls and be able to get back on your skateboard with no injuries? :lol:

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That was pretty good. He had a bit of a cold though, which hurts the delivery.

 

On a related note: Why would somebody play a computer game about skateboarding when they can go out the front door and do it for real?

 

I admit I've never really understood the concept of computer and video games that are built around doing things that it are very easy to do in real life.

 

I'm waiting for the XBOX exclusive: Clothes Washing 2.

 

Eurogamer gives it a 10.

 

Umm yeah, skateboarding isn't as easy as it seems. It will take a year until you can do a slide on a handrail without breaking a bunch of bones. That said, the only skateboarding game that I liked was Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2. It was fun to collect all the stuff and unlock hidden areas.

 

It's a bit like guitar hero vs real guitar.

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Yeah. I don't get Guitar Hero either. Except as some party thing like twister.

 

And I wasn't saying skateboarding is easy. I'd kill myself if I tried, but the point is that if you want to skateboard, there would be much more attraction and satisfaction at getting out and learning the real thing, even if on a limited level.

 

I think its cool when games can provide simulated experiences that are impossible or difficult to get. I love flight sims for example. Although it is possible to get a pilot's license, it is a lot more difficult than getting a skateboard.

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Yeah. I don't get Guitar Hero either. Except as some party thing like twister.

 

And I wasn't saying skateboarding is easy. I'd kill myself if I tried, but the point is that if you want to skateboard, there would be much more attraction and satisfaction at getting out and learning the real thing, even if on a limited level.

 

I think its cool when games can provide simulated experiences that are impossible or difficult to get. I love flight sims for example. Although it is possible to get a pilot's license, it is a lot more difficult than getting a skateboard.

 

I think that the point of games like Skate isn't to simulate the real thing. I certainly don't feel like I'm skateboarding, for me it's just another game. I collect things, get points and unlock new stuff. So it's like a on-wheels platformer with a skateboarding skin.

 

What do you think about Flight simulators?

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I certainly don't feel like I'm skateboarding, for me it's just another game. I collect things, get points and unlock new stuff. So it's like a on-wheels platformer with a skateboarding skin.

 

 

OK. I see what you mean. It doesn't really matter what the game is about, but more just the process of playing the game. That makes sense.

 

 

What do you think about Flight simulators?

 

 

Well, I only like the combat ones with dynamic campaigns (which have gone the way of the dodo bird). I enjoy planning and flying the missions, But I really wouldn't want to do it in real life.

 

Most games I play I enjoy as experiences, but not as experiences than I have any desire to sample in real life.

 

And vice versa: Things that I do (or could do) in real life, I have no interest in doing in a game.

 

But I do see your point as seeing the game as just a exercice in technical skill that has no real world equivalent. Like playing pinball. I hadn't thought about it that way.

 

 

edit: although that leads me to a question: Does it make sense to play a video game about playing pinball or rather just go the arcade with a stack of quarters and play the real thing?

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edit: although that leads me to a question: Does it make sense to play a video game about playing pinball or rather just go the arcade with a stack of quarters and play the real thing?

 

While the game is the same, the feel is different. I feel that a pinball video game is a cheap(er) alternative to the real, better thing.

 

With Skate, the "game" itself is different and the experiences are different enough that you can't really compare them.

 

Also, great that I could explain something to someone and actually have them understand what I was saying. Maybe this internet thing still has potential...

 

Edit: I brought up flight sims, because they are pretty much as close to the real thing as you get in a sim. If you have a joystick then you could almost be flying a real plane(minus the potential to die).

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Edit: I brought up flight sims, because they are pretty much as close to the real thing as you get in a sim. If you have a joystick then you could almost be flying a real plane(minus the potential to die).

 

That's what I have heard, although you would never get me up in a f22 for real.

 

I have spoken to real pilots, commercial and private pilots not military, and they say the single biggest difference between a flight sim and the real thing is situational awareness. WHich is to say, a flight sim doesn't begin to give you the same level of situational awareness that the real thing does.

 

I have heard more than once that in some ways real flying is easier than a sim because of the difference in SA.

 

I'm not sure I believe that though. lol.

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Hum, the second iteration of a game that i have never heard of. Not that interesting, really. Can't wait for his Street Fighter IV/Killzone 2-review though.

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remakes will carry the death penalty

 

 

lol. ;(

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I think the part about the "lets make it a really unsatisfying non-ending so we can set it up for a seuqle that will be released years after everyones forgot the original game" is one of his best observation this far. I cant remeber the last time I played a game that actually had an ending. In most games you just run out of game, and then the credits roll.

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I think the part about the "lets make it a really unsatisfying non-ending so we can set it up for a seuqle that will be released years after everyones forgot the original game" is one of his best observation this far. I cant remeber the last time I played a game that actually had an ending. In most games you just run out of game, and then the credits roll.

 

 

Problem is, you need a good story with good characters to have a good ending. Most games fail the former long before they fail the latter.

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Oh how wonderful that world would be.

 

 

 

But I do remember Dead Space having a very final ending with no hint at a sequel. Mass Effect had some real closure, as well. I'm going to sell FEAR 2 back anyway, can't see the point in keeping it.

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Yes, but at least you felt that you had a complete game.

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One of the worst non-finish offenders is Dreamfall. Its not just a cliffhanger, but it also feels like it ends about 2/3rds through the game. And Funcom still havent decided if they are going to make a sequel, one that if begun today, would see the story continued just 6 years after the first game ended. :)

 

 

 

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