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It could cause severe damage to anyone that accidentally caught sight of it.

 

Kinda like that video in "The Ring" (but more disturbing) :)

"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.

Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds." - HK-47

 

"BEEP BEEP BOOP!" - T3-M4

 

"Rawararr!!" - Zaalbar/Hanharr/...pretty much all Wookies...

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Things like ewoks give the fast-forward button a good work-out.

 

Please George, no more "cute" animals/species.

“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
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Things like ewoks give the fast-forward button a good work-out.

 

Please George, no more "cute" animals/species.

 

Yousa think so Jar Jar??

"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.

Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds." - HK-47

 

"BEEP BEEP BOOP!" - T3-M4

 

"Rawararr!!" - Zaalbar/Hanharr/...pretty much all Wookies...

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George would just make up some deus ex machina reason for the ewoks surviving, or just ignore the holocaust altogether (it obviously never occurred to him when he produced RotJ). Or make a prequel. Or time-travelling ...

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George would just make up some deus ex machina reason for the ewoks surviving, or just ignore the holocaust altogether (it obviously never occurred to him when he produced RotJ). Or make a prequel. Or time-travelling ...

 

An Ewok Jedi used the Force to prevent the debris from falling....

DAWUSS

 

 

Dawes ain't too bright. Hitting rock bottom is when you leave 2 tickets on the dash of your car, leave it unlocked hoping someone will steal them & when you come back, there are 4 tickets on your dashboard.
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Nope, all the citizens of the Empire took a look at the cute little furry Ewoks and decided they were worth saveing. They started a 'Save the Ewoks' Campain which transported them to a safer planet.

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I thought they all went to Naboo.........................................

 

Can you imagine Gungans and Ewoks together on the same planet? Even Yoda would be building another Death Star to get rid of that world.....

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Nope, all the citizens of the Empire took a look at the cute little furry Ewoks and decided they were worth saveing. They started a 'Save the Ewoks' Campain which transported them to a safer planet.

How generous of the Empire. I never saw them as the giving type.

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But then I'm sure they made a 3rd Death Star we never heard of and destroyed the planet the Ewoks were on, coincidentally a planet we havent heard of.

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I wonder if it is of the Dark Side to kill ewoks? :o

And by the light of the moon

He prays for their beauty not doom

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I wonder if it is of the Dark Side to kill ewoks? ;)

 

It's an act of goodness, purity and mercy - to the rest of the world/universe. It's a tough business, but someone has to do it. For the good of all. And gunguns too. :ermm:

 

Well, as long as GL doesn't mess with Kotor, I'll be happy.

HK47: Commentary: It is not possible to destroy the master. It is suggested that you run while my blasters warm, meatbags.

Bastila to Revan: You are easily the vainest, most arrogant man I have ever met!

Canderous to Bastila: Insults? Maybe if your master had trained your lightsaber to be as quick as your tongue you could have escaped those Vulkars, you spoiled little Jedi princess!

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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,270874,00.html

 

 

And here's a little news: Lucas tells me he will make two more live-action films based in the "Star Wars" era.

 

"But they won't have members of the Skywalker family as characters," he said. "They will be other people of that milieu."

 

The two extra films will also be made for TV and probably be an hour long each. But, like "Clone Wars," Lucas doesn't know where on TV they will land.

 

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Next thing you know, we'll find out it's a movie set in the KOTOR era...

 

From what i understand george lucas wanna make a sitcom tvseries surrounding the period after the skywalker era or something, and someone else is gonna be making starwars 7+, but since there already made scripts for the 7+ i suppose it wouldnt be that hard either to let another do it, aslong as its one you trust to fullfill your vision of starwars.

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You know what is truly scary. If SuperShadow's bull**** about him making "canon" Star Wars Movies.

 

I could feel sorry for SuperShadow if he did do that. I don't have it in me to actually feel sorry for him. He and everyone involved would be dead(howbeit brutally), in jail or on the run. If they follow SuperShadow, they know what they are getting into. And if they remoting believe his bull****, they deserve of the punishment they get.

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supershaow is probably a star wars fanatic with too much free time on his hands, nothing more!

And by the light of the moon

He prays for their beauty not doom

Posted

Supershadow is worst craptalker in the internet

How can it be a no ob build. It has PROVEN effective. I dare you to show your builds and I will tear you apart in an arugment about how these builds will won them.

- OverPowered Godzilla (OPG)

 

 

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Has SuperShadow tried starting some junk involving K3 yet? lol

DAWUSS

 

 

Dawes ain't too bright. Hitting rock bottom is when you leave 2 tickets on the dash of your car, leave it unlocked hoping someone will steal them & when you come back, there are 4 tickets on your dashboard.
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After Jar Jar was made a pivotal figure in the movies, Darth Maul was killed off like a dork, and countless moments of lame unbelieveable (even for a sci-fi setting) holyer than thou dialogue and a rushed ending to the last of the prequals, Lucas should start a career in making panda-bear porn movies. (These exist. I [kid] you not.)

 

-Farb

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"Politicians. Little tin gods on wheels". -Rudyard Kipling. A European Fallout timeline? Dont mind if I do!

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