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This is just to get sort of acquainted.

 

I don't want a date.

They why aren't you wearing any pants?

 

I don't think it would be hygienic to wear pants when you're covered in that much molasses.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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I used to be indecisive ... but now I'm not so sure.

ba-dam tish!

 

Microtext is bloody annoying. Please immediately give yourself a warning and do not repeat the offense. Also, do not attempt to tell any kind of joke in public ever again. Your idea of humour is severely out of sync with the rest of the humanity.

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Microtext is bloody annoying. Please immediately give yourself a warning and do not repeat the offense. Also, do not attempt to tell any kind of joke in public ever again. Your idea of humour is severely out of sync with the rest of the humanity.

 

Who is this guy?

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
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Wow, tough crowd. Who died and made you Jay Mohr, buddy?

 

I am fairly certain that changing the name of another person without their consent, or indeed knowledge, is not legally possible, so I believe the only one able to do what you suggest has been done would be myself. However, since your question seems to imply that it would be necessary for someone to die to be able to change anyone's name into that, it follows logically that I possibly could not have done it and still be replying to your post. As such, the answer to your question is 'nobody'. Does this satisfy you?

 

Who is this guy?

 

I am no one important. This is the best answer you will get to your question.

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Oh come on peoples. I love Balthy and want to have his babies.  :nuke:

Threesome! Totally! :)

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Especially if the matchups involve them.

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

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Microtext is bloody annoying. Please immediately give yourself a warning and do not repeat the offense. Also, do not attempt to tell any kind of joke in public ever again. Your idea of humour is severely out of sync with the rest of the humanity.

 

Who is this guy?

 

Hes a long time poster from several boards and a decent guy to boot. Beware his bad side as he can verbally rip you up one side and down the other, lol.

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So basically he's just a jerk?

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But not fantastic people.

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http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

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I've been called a jerk on many occasions. I don't understand why you think it's disrespectinh you when I call you a jerk. Be proud you jerk.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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^You are misunderstanding. I didn't take offense on my own behalf, I have been called much worse things than a jerk, and probably deservedly so. I took offense on behalf of all jerks everywhere from your use of phrase 'just a jerk', thus implying that jerks are somehow less worthy than other people. That is disrespectful, damnit!

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Well, then you assume that being a person is above "just" being something else.

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http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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