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It's fathers day all you daddies out there feel happy for yourselves.

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

Calax is advertising one of Hallmark's fake days.

 

Banplz!

I took my dad out to lunch.

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RIP

I'm going to have my wife call my dad soon and wish him a happy father's day.

Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community:  Happy Holidays

 

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Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris.  Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!

I bought my dad a blender, which he told me that he's never going to use. :blink:

We watched The Outlaw Josey Wales and had a couple of beers.

We went to a family picnic. Today it was humid and got up to the 90's so I didn't spend much time outside, though.

If I ever met my father I would cave in his skull with a hammer.

If I ever met my father I would cave in his skull with a hammer.

You said that about God, too.

If I ever met my father I would cave in his skull with a hammer.

 

Why?

Lets just say I have a deep hatred for the man and if I ever find out who he is I will kill him.

Lets just say I have a deep hatred for the man and if I ever find out who he is I will kill him.

 

If you've never met him, why do you hate him?

Its one of my irrational hates, Surrep, and I'll leave it at that.

Awww, does Hades need a hug?? 'cos I think Mothman just signed on... :blink:

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Jaguars4ever is still alive.  No word of a lie.

Um... No.

If I ever met my father I would cave in his skull with a hammer.

Is this because he named you "Sue?"

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If I ever met my father I would cave in his skull with a hammer.

Is this because he named you "Sue?"

it's an oedipus complex...

 

I got my dad some jelly bellies.

 

 

when I get the chance I have GOT to go back to the Jelly belly factory and get some more belly flops.

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

If I ever met my father I would cave in his skull with a hammer.

 

Why?

 

It's completely understandable. Heck, if I ever found the man responsible for Hades, I'd want to knock him in the skull too.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
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One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Awww, does Hades  need a hug??  'cos I think Mothman just signed on... :thumbsup:

 

No.

If you guys must know he pretty mch abandoned my mother when he found out she was pregnant. Left town, that sort of thing.

If you guys must know he pretty mch abandoned my mother when he found out she was pregnant.  Left town, that sort of thing.

 

Men!

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If I found out that my woman was pregnant with Hades One, I'd leave the continent.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

If I ever met my father I would cave in his skull with a hammer.

Is this because he named you "Sue?"

 

Haha. That song is goddamn awesome.

 

I gave my dad a pretty picture I drew. It had him wearing a t-shirt saying "working class hero" and stuff.

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