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If I ever met my father I would cave in his skull with a hammer.

Is this because he named you "Sue?"

it's an oedipus complex...

 

I got my dad some jelly bellies.

 

 

when I get the chance I have GOT to go back to the Jelly belly factory and get some more belly flops.

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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If I ever met my father I would cave in his skull with a hammer.

 

Why?

 

It's completely understandable. Heck, if I ever found the man responsible for Hades, I'd want to knock him in the skull too.

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If I found out that my woman was pregnant with Hades One, I'd leave the continent.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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