Woman's Toes Licked By Man Hiding Under Car

 

Police in Tulsa, Okla., are searching for a man who hid under a woman's car at a Wal-Mart parking lot and then licked her toes as she loaded groceries into the vehicle, according to a report.

 

The woman said she was at the Tulsa Wal-Mart located near 81st Street and Lewis when she felt her toes being licked.

 

She assumed it was a dog but when she looked down, she saw it was a man lying under her vehicle.

 

Connection with this thread?

Crap, time to move again.

Well, you know, like Lennon said... "whatever gets you through the night, 'salright"

 

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Wait, no! Unacceptable!

One question: Why?

Because it's a violation of personal space?

Um, I meant "Why do this in the first place?" not "Why is that unacceptable?"

Because women's feet are sexy.

Well...some.

that's something new . I think they just wanted something to spark readers' interests.

 

newspaper: man murders family

reader: meh

newspaper: man licks woman's feet under car

reader: That bastard!

Good point. I should also point out:

 

1) You want he should lick something else?

2) Jesus washed people's feet. Does that make him just as creepy?*

 

 

 

*This one is going in my stakeout questions.

Good point. I should also point out:

 

1) You want he should lick something else?

2) Jesus washed people's feet. Does that make him just as creepy?*

 

 

 

*This one is going in my stakeout questions.

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1. ice cream?

2. No, but did he lick them clean?

Good point. I should also point out:

 

1) You want he should lick something else?

2) Jesus washed people's feet. Does that make him just as creepy?*

 

 

 

*This one is going in my stakeout questions.

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No to one and yes to the second.

Man:"Slurp, slurp, mmmnnmm, slurp"

 

Woman:"Oh my God! I will call the press and make you famous all over the internets you perv!"

 

Man:" (w00t) "

I'm pretty sure it would go more like this;

 

Man: (Licks womans toes)

Woman: (Thinks it must be a dog or something, so she looks down. See's man's head.) "AAHHHhhhhhhhhhh!" What are you doing?!

Man: (Gets out from under the car on the other side and runs away.)

I'm pretty sure it would go more like this;

 

Man: (Licks womans toes)

Woman: (Thinks it must be a dog or something, so she looks down.  See's man's head.) "AAHHHhhhhhhhhhh!"  What are you doing?!

Man:  (Gets out from under the car on the other side and runs away.)

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If you ask me, that sounds like the voice of experience talking. Except, obviously, the voice of experience in this case would be mumbling because of athletes foot.

 

You guys post links to some weird stories, and that one's one of the tops.

Nevermind that, Toe Licking Bandit!

 

TOE LICKING BANDIT!!!

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buy an artificial foot and lick away at home no need to take your desires out on the public .. but hey, you have every right to have them (in private)..

Now come on, Rosbjerg, you know VERY WELL that an prosthetic limb would in no way provide sufficient stimulation for such a person.

 

 

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Woman's Toes Licked By Man Hiding Under Car

 

Police in Tulsa, Okla., are searching for a man who hid under a woman's car at a Wal-Mart parking lot and then licked her toes as she loaded groceries into the vehicle, according to a report.

 

The woman said she was at the Tulsa Wal-Mart located near 81st Street and Lewis when she felt her toes being licked.

 

She assumed it was a dog but when she looked down, she saw it was a man lying under her vehicle.

 

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hahahahahahahaha!this guy must be a very very 'unique' one w such a trap to a woman

She assumed it was a dog but when she looked down, she saw it was a man lying under her vehicle.

 

ahahahahaha

Now come on, Rosbjerg, you know VERY WELL that an prosthetic limb would in no way provide sufficient stimulation for such a person.

 

 

This sort of interaction requires other consenting adults to participate, for mutual benefit.

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Hey, you can always lick your own feet. Sort of like foreplay before masturbation, no?

It's amazing how this thread refuses to die....

I'm so glad you decided to help keep it alive.