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I am surprised noone punched him or slapped him in the face...

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Ahh, so thats what that was, i've seen the Scarlet Johanssssseeenn grope footage and I was surprised to see the hand not get slapped.

But now knowing who he is... I understand. His gay powers of campness effectively renders him immune to being called a pervert or whatever. If anyone were to hit him they would be forever tarred with the title of... homophobe!!! :o

Also because he is gay it means he derives no sexual pleasure from this kind of behaviour towards women and so it makes it perfectly acceptable... right?

 

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I don't think he's really gay. I think its just a front for grabbing teh boobies. If I was in his spot I would have tried the same thing. Have you noticed the rack on Scarlet J? Every time I see her on the teevee I reach for the screen. It gets a little embarrassing at the theatres, though.

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I don't think he's really gay.  I think its just a front for grabbing teh boobies.  If I was in his spot I would have tried the same thing.  Have you noticed the rack on Scarlet J?  Every time I see her on the teevee I reach for the screen.  It gets a little embarrassing at the theatres, though.

 

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Ahh, so thats what that was, i've seen the Scarlet Johanssssseeenn grope footage and I was surprised to see the hand not get slapped.

But now knowing who he is... I understand. His gay powers of campness effectively renders him immune to being called a pervert or whatever. If anyone were to hit him they would be forever tarred with the title of... homophobe!!! :o

Also because he is gay it means he derives no sexual pleasure from this kind of behaviour towards women and so it makes it perfectly acceptable... right?

That's my point. I mean, who wouldn't want to be gay?

 

 

Btw Numbers, your new avy/sig combo confuses me. :) One says Hindu/Jain, the other says Third Reich.

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Btw Numbers, your new avy/sig combo confuses me. :) One says Hindu/Jain, the other says Third Reich.

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Heh heh. Another good one. Personally, I think it's a mistake to let someone's proclaimed sexual orientation insulate him from criticism for actions that would otherwise draw fire.

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wait, aren't those boobs fake or something?

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I want to be Numbersman when I grow up. No, wait, I mean Eldar too. Wait, also, Surreptishus.

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Or Hentai.

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I know I do.

 

 

Don't I?

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