Deathwish

[Rosbjerg]

it's actually a hard question..

 

burning can be faster, but not if the animal breaks your neck first it ..

 

depends on the circumstances I think ..

 

whatever will be quickest! (I don't care about the pain as long as it's fast)

 

guess that makes it fire then? (assuming ants are the animals chosen to eat me)

 

but I would prefer drowning .. I heard it should be very peaceful (once you draw the last breath of course .. alot of panicking before that)

[Commissar]

but I would prefer drowning .. I heard it should be very peaceful (once you draw the last breath of course .. alot of panicking before that)

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Isn't that a bit like saying, "Once you go into shock, you no longer mind the sharp teeth chewing through your intestines"?

[Rosbjerg]

but I would prefer drowning .. I heard it should be very peaceful (once you draw the last breath of course .. alot of panicking before that)

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Isn't that a bit like saying, "Once you go into shock, you no longer mind the sharp teeth chewing through your intestines"?

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I just heard a guy talking about how it was to drow once, he said that it felt peaceful .. and the feeling of water in his lungs made him relax .. and then everything went black!

 

call it schock if you want, but no pain was involved .. and there's alot of pain involved in being eaten ..

[kumquatq3]

Nobody pointed out that FISH hates the open water and giant squid?

[thepixiesrock]

My single greatest fear are giant squids.

 

My second is open water (swimming pools, showers etc.)

 

So i would opt for burning since i have a morbid fear of water...Well actually i would probably choose the shark option because i would have a heart attack due to being so close to open water.

 

Seriously, when we passed a the beach in the car i had to close my eyes and think of bunnies so i wouldn't be so scared.

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Pretty funny coming from someone called FISH

 

 

 

I had a friend once burn most of the hair off his face while trying to light a 1/4 full 55 gal drum of gasoline. It was the last day of summer before school started and he had to go with all his facial hair burnt up looking like pubic hairs.

 

Another friend set most of his arm on fire with a potato gun, truely a classic moment

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[kumquatq3]

curse

 

sure, anyone can come up with one, but can you come up with another post stating that

[julianw]

I read once that some poor guy was dragged off by an unknown cave animal and raped to death. I wonder if any members here would prefer this instead. )

Edited September 30, 2005 by julianw

[SteveThaiBinh]

Which part of me would be eaten first? Are we starting with the legs and moving up? I wonder when you would pass out from the pain... Eaten by what? Something big that would take huge chunks or something small like ants that would just nibble and nibble? Actually, I think I might get nightmares from this, so I'm stopping now.

[Gabrielle]

Burned at the stake like a Witch.

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I agree perfectly. Burning has more symbolism then being eaten alive, at least to me.

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Yeah. Might as well die like some of my relatives in the past.

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

Eaten by Navy's dolphins. Wonder how that feels?

 

 

BTW, Gabrielle, THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

Edited October 6, 2005 by WILL THE ALMIGHTY

[><FISH'>]

Must...resist...urge...to...kill....thread....bumper...

[Musopticon?]

Hah FISH! Pick your poisson

 

ZING!

 

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Edited October 6, 2005 by Musopticon?

[Petay]

@ Mus?

 

Zing! Indeed!

Edited October 7, 2005 by Petay

[><FISH'>]

How could you?!

[Gabrielle]

Eaten by Navy's dolphins. Wonder how that feels?

 

 

BTW, Gabrielle, THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

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So sorry there is no god. Next.

[Gabrielle]

Must...resist...urge...to...kill....thread....bumper...

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Just die already!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Prepare for assimilation into the Realm of Death.

[Krookie]

Burned, mainly because it's quicker...I think. If you were eaten alive they might take it nice and slow. Plus, your family won't have to pay for you to be cremated...

[Blank]

To me burning is better because you are being killed directly by something that is not alive. but if you were eaten alive you would be feeding the thing that killed you and you would feel it all over you... and thats just naaaasty! I understand fire, it burns you. and you can predict what's coming next (painfully charred a little bit, skin excrutiatingly starts to melt, pass out from pain, burn to ashes). But being eaten alive.. what if the creature eating you struck a nerve and it hurt really really bad, and you don't know what its going to eat next

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

To me burning is better because you are being killed directly by something that is not alive. but if you were eaten alive you would be feeding the thing that killed you and you would feel it all over you... and thats just naaaasty! I understand fire, it burns you. and you can predict what's coming next (painfully charred a little bit, skin excrutiatingly starts to melt, pass out from pain, burn to ashes). But being eaten alive.. what if the creature eating you struck a nerve and it hurt really really bad, and you don't know what its going to eat next

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what he said. It depends on where the thing strikes first:

 

leg= painful death

arm= painful death

head= happy death

nuts= really, really, really, really painful death

heart= happy death

eaten by billy bob thorton= stupid death

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I would be happy if it struck at my spinal cord with immense strength.

[Gabrielle]

Come to think of it, if you were eaten alive, you may be lucky to have your throat slashed open and you would bleed to death. That wouldn't take long to die bleeding from the neck.

[Judge Hades]

Nah, they would start with the limbs and only eating the dermal layers first. After than they would slowly eat away from musclature underneath, being careful enough that the body's own natural healing system would stop immediate bleeding.

 

Over the course of months you would only be a torso, and that will be when the real torture begins. (w00t)

[metadigital]

I nearly burnt to death once...........

 

A few years back I was mowing the lawn for my old man, when I got stung on the back of my leg by a bee, after swearing deathly vengance I found the pesky little critters hive in a hole in the ground so I trundled off to look for an instrument of death. Two minutes later I returned with the petrol can from the lawn mower and preceeded to pour petrol dowm the hole not knowing there was petrol dripping onto my shoes!!!!!!

 

When I emptied a fair amount of the can into the hole(and on my shoes) I got some matches and set it alight, needless to say it didn't take long for my feet to be on fire. After what seemed like 10 mins of me doing my lord of the dance routine I managed to kick over the remaining petrol in the can and set the garden on fire also, so here I am with my feet on fire standing in the middle of a raging inferno in a blind panic trying to put out the ground aswell as my feet.

 

I eventully managed to put both my feet, legs and the ground out before anything serious happened but not before leaving a massive black patch at the bottom of the garden, which I covered up with fresh grass cuttings

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Is that how you chose your identity, lawnman? :D

[metadigital]

While neither ranks among my prefered ways to die, I'd go with burning...since...well, I'd think the incessant crunching associated with being eaten alive would drive me insane.  (w00t)

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... Because you don't want to spend the last seconds of your life insane AND lunch.

[metadigital]

octopie can't turn blue... they just can't... my outdoor ed teachers in 6th grade caught a small one and put it in a blue bucket. Octopie try to blend in with the enviroment so that they can trap their prey. in the blue bucket it spent several minutes doing nothing then turned bright red.

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