Post your favourite song lyrics.

[Laozi]

Heres some other classics:

 

NOFX

 

 

"Please Play This Song On The Radio"

 

We wrote this song, it's not too short, not too long

It's got back-up vocals in just the right places (in just the right places)

It's got a few oohs and ahhs (oooh aaah)

And it takes a little pause

Just before I sing the F word

 

Please play this song on the radio

 

Almost every line is sung on time

Almost every verse ends in a rhyme

The only problem we had was writing enough words

(oooh aaah)

But that's okay, because the chorus is

Coming up again now

 

Please play this song on the radio

Please play this song on the radio

 

Please play this song on the radio

Please play this song on the radio

Please play this song on the radio

Please play this song on the radio

Please play this song on the radio (please play this song)

Please play this song on the radio (please play this song)

 

Right about this time

Some **** head will be drawin a fat ****in' line

Over the title on the back sleave

What an ****!

So Mr. DJ I hope you've already made your segue

Or the FCC is gonna take a **** right on your head

 

Can't play this song on the radio (can't play this song)

Can't play this song on the radio (can't play this song)

 

&

 

"The Brews"

 

Friday night we'll be drinkin' Manishevitz

Goin' out to terrorize Goyem

Stompin' shagitz, screwin' shicksas

As long as we're home by Saturday mornin

Cause hey, we're the Brews

Sportin' anti-swastika tattoos

Oi Oi we're the boys

Orthodox, hesidic, O.G. Ois

 

Orthopedic, Dr. Martins good for

Waffle making, kickin' through the shin

Reputation, gained through intimidation

Pacifism no longer tradition

 

Cause hey we're the Brews

Sportin' anti-swastika tattoos

Oi Oi we're the Brews

The fairfax ghetto boys skinhead Hebrews

 

We got the might, psycho mashuganas

We can't lose a fight, as we are the chosen ones

Chutspah, we battle then we feast

We celebrate, we'll separate our milkplates from our meat

 

We're the Brews

Sportin' anti-swastika tattoos

Oi Oi we're the boys

Orthodox, hesidic, O.G. Ois

[Deraldin]

You're right, Meatloaf is much better...

 

I don't need to insert the "rolls eyes" face here, do I?

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You don't like Meatloaf? Fine! Take this!

 

Rocks and Trees - Arrogant Worms

 

My country's bigger than most,

And if asked I boast.

Cause i'm really proud,

So I shout it loud.

Though our numbers are few,

We will welcome you.

Although we don't have history,

Gold medal winning teams,

Heroes or prisoners, world famous volcanoes,

Still what we've got's glorious.

 

Cause we've got rocks and trees, and trees and rocks,

and rocks and trees, and trees and rocks,

and rocks and trees, and trees and rocks,

and rocks and trees, and trees and rocks,

and water.

 

(All right, everyone!)

 

We've got rocks and trees, and trees and rocks,

and rocks and trees, and trees and rocks,

and rocks and trees, and trees and rocks,

and rocks and trees, and trees and rocks,

and water.

 

In Canada, Canada, Canada, Canada, Canada, Canada,

Ca-an-a-da, Can-a-da.

Canada, Canada, Canada, Canada, Canada, Canada,

Ca-an-a-da, Canada.

[Baley]

Emperor- I am the Black Wizards

 

Mightiest am I,

but I am not alone in this cosmos of mine.

For the black hills consists of black souls,

souls that already dies one thousand deaths.

Behind the stone walls (of centuries) they breed their black art.

Boiling their spells in cauldrons of black gold.

 

Far up in the mountains,

where the rain fall not far,

yet the Sun cannot reach.

The wizards, my servants,

 

summon the souls of macrocosm.

No age will escape my wrath.

I travel through time and I return to the future.

I gather wisdom now lost.

I visit again the eternally ancient caves,

before a mighty Emperor thereupon came.

Watching the mortals "discovering" my chronicles, guarded

by the old demons, even unknown to me.

 

Once destroyed their souls are being summoned

to my timeless prison of hate.

It is delightful to feast upon the screaming souls

that were destroyed in my future.

 

How many wizards that serve me with evil, I know not.

My empires has no limits.

 

From the never ending mountains black, to the bottomless lakes.

I am the ruler and has been for eternities long.

I am them.

 

(I am them.)

(I am them.)

 

From the never ending mountains black, to the bottomless lakes.

I am the ruler and has been for eternities long.

My wizards are many, but their essence is mine.

Forever they are in the hills in their stone homes of grief.

Because I am the spirit of their existence.

I am them.

 

I am them.

I am them.

[Musopticon?]

Way to go quoting the best black metal song ever, Baley. Too bad the lyrics are absolutely horrible.

 

Well, I mainly like this song for its pacing and variety of instruments, but here goes anyway:

 

Orphaned Land - Ocean Land(The Revelation)

 

"Before eyes that are blind no more

A sight unseen that tears the soul

All we ever loved and known

Into mass graves is what we're shown"

 

"We see an ocean once was land"

& So they come to understand

This place where man used to be born

Will be man's water throne

 

"All that was magical, beautiful,

will be gone"

These measures call for divine intervention

"All the achievements of man,

one will stand all alone"

One the survives the final selection

"The sand in the hourglass,

moves so fast, slow the sand

And nothing that mankind has strived for

will be al in ocean land"

 

The rain will fall then

Filling the dried land

 

"Here are we servants three,

flesh and blood

Poor and weak,

hear thou speak of the flood"

 

It must be a sign

A massage from God's hand

 

[Cantousent]

Iron Maiden was one of my favorites in my youth. Here's a goldie:

 

5. The Trooper

 

[Harris]

 

You'll take my life but I'll take yours too

You'll fire your musket but I'll run you through

So when you're waiting for the next attack

You'd better stand there's no turning back.

 

The Bugle sounds and the charge begins

But on this battlefield no one wins

The smell of acrid smoke and horses breath

As I plunge on into certain death.

 

The horse he sweats with fear we break to run

The mighty roar of the Russian guns

And as we race towards the human wall

The screams of pain as my comrades fall.

 

We hurdle bodies that lay on the ground

And the Russians fire another round

We get so near yet so far away

We won't live to fight another day.

 

We get so close near enough to fight

When a Russian gets me in his sights

He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow

A burst of rounds take my horse below.

 

And as I lay there gazing at the sky

My body's numb and my throat is dry

And as I lay forgotten and alone

Without a tear I draw my parting groan.

 

It's about the Charge of the Light Brigade.

[Oerwinde]

Happy Fun Song by Straight Outta Jr High

 

Konichi wa!

 

Mitsubishi, Kamikazee, Wasabi, Sony

Kristi Yamaguchi,Donkey Kong

Kawasaki, Rice-a-Roni

Sushi, Kathie Lee

Tsunami, Karate, Cheech and Chong

 

Nintendo, Mojo Jojo

Tae Kwan Do, Quasimodo

Pokemon, Yoko Ono

Ichiro, Gung Ho!

 

Kikoman

Hibachi, Origami, Mr. Kobayashi

Ceiling fan

Atari, Teriyaki, Wang Chung, Chop suey

 

Goo goo g

[kirottu]

Way to go quoting the best black metal song ever, Baley. Too bad the lyrics are absolutely horrible.

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The best black metal song is:

 

Impaled Nazarene - Coraxo

 

Kuolemaa

Saatanaa

Kuolemaa

Saatanaa

Kuolemaa

Saatanaa

 

Lyrics are the greatest too.

[LoneWolf16]

John Lennon "Imagine"

 

Imagine there's no heaven,

It's easy if you try,

No hell below us,

Above us only sky,

Imagine all the people

living for today...

 

Imagine there's no countries,

It isnt hard to do,

Nothing to kill or die for,

No religion too,

Imagine all the people

living life in peace...

 

You may say Im a dreamer,

but Im not the only one,

I hope some day you'll join us,

And the world will live as one.

 

(Imagine all the people sharing all the world)

 

Imagine no possesions,

I wonder if you can,

No need for greed or hunger,

A brotherhood of man,

Imagine all the people

Sharing all the world...

 

You may say Im a dreamer,

but Im not the only one,

I hope some day you'll join us,

And the world will live as one.

[Gromnir]

http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/

 

is boarderline as far as being kiddie safe... feel free to delete with our blessing... not that you need it.

 

HA! Good Fun!

[EnderAndrew]

Where are you from that you've heard Straight Outta Jr. High?

 

They are a local band here in Omaha. I have a t-shirt from one of their concerts. You have to hear their new Valtrex song. It is hilarious!

[Musopticon?]

Way to go quoting the best black metal song ever, Baley. Too bad the lyrics are absolutely horrible.

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The best black metal song is:

 

Impaled Nazarene - Coraxo

 

Kuolemaa

Saatanaa

Kuolemaa

Saatanaa

Kuolemaa

Saatanaa

 

Lyrics are the greatest too.

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This board is missing the :moshicon:, but this will suffice:

\,,/ :cool: \,,/

[kumquatq3]

http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/

 

is boarderline as far as being kiddie safe... feel free to delete with our blessing... not that you need it.

 

HA! Good Fun!

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I saw Gromnir posted in the song lyrics thread, and I figured it had to be good.

 

 

I have to say, I'm a little dissapointed, but it was entertaining.

[LadyCrimson]

(What is the law?)

(What is the law?)

Animals came from miles around

So tired of walking so close toe the ground

They needed a chance, that's what they said

Life is better walking on two legs

But they were in for a big surprise

'Cause they didn't know the law!

CHORUS

(What is the law)

No spill blood

What is the law

(No spill blood)

(Who makes the rules)

Someone else

Who makes the rules

(Someone else)

The rules are written in the stone

Break the rules and you get no bones

All you get is ridicule, laughter

And a trip to the house of pain!

CHORUS (in reverse order)

We walk on two legs not on four

To walk on four legs breaks the law

What happens when we break the law?

What happens when the rules aren't fair?

We all know here we go from there

To the house of pain!

To the house of pain!

(What is the law)

What is the law

(Who makes the rules)

Who makes the rules

We walk on two legs not on four

To the house of pain

To the house of pain

To the house of pain

To the house of pain

To the house of pain

(No spill blood)

[Cantousent]

I've only had to delete one song so far. I can't remember the name, but it was the Caligula song. Heh, even the NWA song passed muster.

 

This is the second time I've seen that Gay Bar song. It looks like there's a cat, a dog, and a... rabbit? huh? Weird stuff.

 

I like your song, Lady Crimson. Who is it? Is it an original, or are you quoting?

[Musopticon?]

Mister Bungle didn't pass the moderation. What a surprise.

[LadyCrimson]

I like your song, Lady Crimson. Who is it? Is it an original, or are you quoting?

 

It's a song by Oingo Boingo...aka Danny Elfman's old band.

[EnderAndrew]

This may be the second one to get deleted.

 

"The Reason"

 

I'm not a perfect person

There's many things I wish I didn't do

But I continue learning

I never meant to do those things in you

And so I have to say before I blow

That I just want you to know

 

I've found a reason for me

to make sure you don't bleed

A reason why it's safe to screw

and the reason is lube

 

I'm sorry that I hurt you

It's something I must live with everyday

And all the pain I put you through

I wish that I could take it all away

And be the one who doesn't hurt your rear

There is no reason to fear

 

I've found a reason for me

to make sure you don't bleed

A reason why it's safe to screw

and the reason is lube[x4]

 

I'm not a perfect person

I never meant to do those things in you

And so I have to say before I blow

That I just want you to know

 

I've found a reason for me

to make sure you don't bleed

A reason why it's safe to screw

and the reason is lube

 

I've found a reason to show

A side of me you didn't know

A reason why it's safe to screw

And the reason is lube

[Carnage]

This may be the second one to get deleted.

 

"The Reason"

 

I'm not a perfect person

There's many things I wish I didn't do

But I continue learning

I never meant to do those things in you

And so I have to say before I blow

That I just want you to know

 

I've found a reason for me

to make sure you don't bleed

A reason why it's safe to screw

and the reason is lube

 

I'm sorry that I hurt you

It's something I must live with everyday

And all the pain I put you through

I wish that I could take it all away

And be the one who doesn't hurt your rear

There is no reason to fear

 

I've found a reason for me

to make sure you don't bleed

A reason why it's safe to screw

and the reason is lube[x4]

 

I'm not a perfect person

I never meant to do those things in you

And so I have to say before I blow

That I just want you to know

 

I've found a reason for me

to make sure you don't bleed

A reason why it's safe to screw

and the reason is lube

 

I've found a reason to show

A side of me you didn't know

A reason why it's safe to screw

And the reason is lube

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:D

[alanschu]

At first I thought you were actually quoting the Hoobastank song, which just didn't seem like something you'd do.

[EnderAndrew]

At first I thought you were actually quoting the Hoobastank song, which just didn't seem like something you'd do.

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Those are the Hoobastank lyrics, aren't they?

 

[Shryke]

Tool - The Patient

 

A groan of tedium escapes me,

Startling the fearful.

Is this a test? It has to be,

Otherwise I can't go on.

Draining patience, drain vitality.

This paranoid, paralyzed vampire act's a little old.

 

But I'm still right here

Giving blood, keeping faith

And I'm still right here.

 

Wait it out,

Gonna wait it out,

Be patient (wait it out).

 

If there were no rewards to reap,

No loving embrace to see me through

This tedious path I've chosen here,

I certainly would've walked away by now.

Gonna wait it out.

 

If there were no desire to heal

The damaged and broken met along

This tedious path I've chosen here

I certainly would've walked away by now.

 

And I still may ... (sigh) ... I still may.

 

Be patient.

I must keep reminding myself of this.

 

And if there were no rewards to reap,

No loving embrace to see me through

This tedious path I've chosen here,

I certainly would've walked away by now.

And I still may.

 

Gonna wait it out.

[Kaftan Barlast]

 

Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever. We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom. Sure the world wide web is great but you, you make my salivate. Yes, I love technology but not as much as you, you see. But I STILL love technology. Always and forever.

 

Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above. Always and forever. Always and forever. Yes, our love is truly great. Always and forever. Why do you need me? Why do you love me?

[Walsingham]

By the Two Nice Girls

 

When I was a young girl like normal girls do

I looked to a woman's love to help get me through

I never needed any more than a feminine touch

I hated the thought of kissing a man it really was too much

 

I did not drink, I did not smoke I did not say "goddamn"

I was polite I was sensitive before I loved a man

My family, they were proud of me were proud of what I am

But then along came Lester and my tale of woe began

 

I spent my last ten dollars on birth control and beer

My life was so much simpler when I was sober and queer

But the love of a strong hairy man has turned my head I fear

And made me spend my last ten bucks on birth control and beer

 

It was June 1983 when Mary Lou and I did part

She said she loved another dyke my god, it broke my heart

I was bitter and disillusioned to lose another girlfriend

Lester came to work at Papa's store and decided to ease on in

 

Before my last heartbreak nothing made me more sick

Than a hairy-chested, cheap double-breasted suited man with a hard d*ck

I guess that I was curious I guess that I was young

I guess it was that rum and coke I guess that I was dumb

 

I spent my last ten dollars on birth control and beer

My life was so much simpler when I was sober and queer

But the love of a strong hairy man has turned my head I fear

And made me spend my last ten bucks on birth control and beer

 

For of course, for a woman to love a man she must also love to booze

If a woman don't drink beside her man then she will surely lose him

As I sit in this hetero honky-tonk and reflect upon my past

I think about those girlfriends and why they didn't last

 

For there's certain thrills that lesbian love simply cannot supply

Like paying for abortions from sperm gone awry

And so I say to you my friends without this man I'd die

So listen to my tell of woe and hang your head and cry

 

I spent my last ten dollars on birth control and beer

My life was so much simpler when I was sober and queer

But the love of a strong hairy man has turned my head I fear

And made me spend my last ten bucks on birth control and beer

 

~~

 

Of course, set to classical country and western music it is even better.

[Musopticon?]

Gold quality.

[Deraldin]

 

Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever. We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom. Sure the world wide web is great but you, you make my salivate. Yes, I love technology but not as much as you, you see. But I STILL love technology. Always and forever.

 

Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above. Always and forever. Always and forever. Yes, our love is truly great. Always and forever. Why do you need me? Why do you love me?

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Log in to you - Arrogant Worms

 

You double-clicked my heart

You've upgraded my life

You booted up my hard drive

Please be my cyber-wife

You've logged into my soul

You've downloaded my dreams

Let's go to my chat-room

And I'll show you what I mean

 

I wanna log in to you

So I can prove my love is true

You're the apple of my IBM, let me interface with you

I wanna log in to you

(Log in to you)

 

Password incorrect

My login was denied

I gotta open up your motherboard

Put my Pentium inside

 

I got a 21" screen

The colours'll make you dizzy

My attachments are full of love for you

But your modem still rings busy (Beep beep)

 

www dot love

you at me dot com

You can unzip all my floppy files

And spin my CD-ROM

 

I wanna log in to you

So I can prove my love is true

I'm free of any virus

And I've been debugged too

I wanna log in to you

So I can prove my love is true

Come be my laptop dancer, I got lotsa RAM for you

I wanna log in to you

 

www dot love

you at me dot com

www dot love

you at me dot com

www dot love (C'mon c'mon!)

you at me dot com (Everybody now!)

www dot love (Lemme hear ya!)

you at me dot com (Yeah!)

www dot love

you at me dot com

w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w- (www dot love)

(you at me dot com)

I wanna log in to you (www dot love)

(you at me dot com)

I wanna log in to you (www dot love)

(you at me dot com)

I wanna wanna wanna yeah yeah (www dot love)

(you at me dot com)