Gromnir Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/ is boarderline as far as being kiddie safe... feel free to delete with our blessing... not that you need it. HA! Good Fun! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I saw Gromnir posted in the song lyrics thread, and I figured it had to be good. I have to say, I'm a little dissapointed, but it was entertaining. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> weren't meant to be deep or anything... just posted for the chuckle value. have always had a soft spot for "i am the walrus" as it were a song written to belittle and berate folks like bob dylan and allen ginsberg... and others who string together nonsense images and calls it art. I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly. I "If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927) "Im indifferent to almost any murder as long as it doesn't affect me or mine."--Gfted1 (September 30, 2019) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantousent Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Okay instead of outright deleting posts, I'm just setting them as invisible while they're under consideration. draakh, you're moving in the right direction. At least this time your post was sexual without involving food. :D Ironically, Ender's has a better chance of seeing the light of day. Considering where his lyrics have been, I find that oddly amusing. Since we're on the Beatles, here's one: Lennon/McCartney Once there was a way to get back homeward Once there was a way to get back home Sleep pretty darling do not cry And I will sing a lullaby Golden slumbers fill your eyes Smiles awake you when you rise Sleep pretty darling do not cry And I will sing a lullaby Once there was a way to get back homeward Once there was a way to get back home Sleep pretty darling do not cry And I will sing a lullaby BTW, Crimson, my wife and I are Oingo Boingo fans. I'll find my favorite and post it. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Drabek Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Mojo Nixon - Don Henley Must Die (if your store don't have Mojo Nixon, well then it could use some fixin') He's a tortured artist Used to be in the eagles Now he whines like a wounded beagle Poet of despair Puffed up with hot air He's serious, pretentious and I just don't care Don Henley must die Don't let him get back together With Glenn Frey, Don Henley must die Turned on the TV And what did I see This bloated hairy thing winnin' a Grammy Best rock vocalist Compared to what? Bunch of pseudo-serious Kraft angst-a-matic Satanic plot Don Henley Must die Put a sharp stick in his eye, don henley must die Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya Oh (insert "Hotel California" solo over bridge) Quit playin' that crap You're out of the band I'm only kidding, can't you tell? I love his sensitve music His idiot poetry's swell You and your kind Are killin' rock and roll It's not because you baby, take off your beret everyone's a critic and most people are DJs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kor Qel Droma Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Hey, there is no lyrics from the pixies yet on here, so I'll post the lyrics to a song called, um, 'hey'. hey been trying to meet you hey must be a devil between us or whores in my head whores at my door whores in my bed but hey where have you been if you go i will surely die we're chained uh said the man to the lady uh said the lady to the man she adored and the whores like a choir go uh all night and mary ain't you tired of this uh is the sound that the mother makes when the baby breaks we're chained Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kor Qel Droma Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 (if your store don't have Mojo Nixon, well then it could use some fixin') <{POST_SNAPBACK}> we'll travel round the world, just you and me punk rock girl... Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Drabek Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 The best part of that song is "if you GO! i will surely die." It's just so unexpected. I love Joey Santiago's guitar on that song though. Total minimalism, just bending the hell out of those notes. And nice catch, Kor. baby, take off your beret everyone's a critic and most people are DJs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kor Qel Droma Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 So true, DD, so true. Joey was always kind of underrated in my book. He did more with less, if you know what I mean... Punk rock girl is a classic in my clouded eyes... Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oerwinde Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Where are you from that you've heard Straight Outta Jr. High? They are a local band here in Omaha. I have a t-shirt from one of their concerts. You have to hear their new Valtrex song. It is hilarious! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The flash video for Happy Fun Song was featured as the Geek of the Week on the local rock station CFOX's website last year. I downloaded the MP3 and showed it off to my friends who all loved it, but most of their other stuff was too much generic pop/punk. Boner was a pretty funny song though. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 "If i go there will be trouble. If i stay there will be double." This is a man who desperately needs to clarify his objectives. All he needs to tell me is whether he wants to maximise or minimise trouble. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Jesus was a Terrorist. Jesus was a terrorist Enemy of the state That's what the Romans labeled him So he was put to death He died for his beliefs What's changed today? Today bible-thumping cannibals Reap money from his name Buy cable networks & power With old ladies' checks If Jesus saw Pat Robertson What do you think he'd say? Tax free then re-write our laws And sick 'em on you Women don't control their bodies TV preachers do Censor everything from bathing suits To science books From the schoolroom to the bedroom They want our thoughts - or else They treat us like the Romans Used to treat the Christians Even some church-going folks are scared Modern catacombs of fear Built with money, power, and threats Rock 'n Roll is labeled porn Sell a record, you're under arrest Instead of fighting AIDS They try to stop us having sex They brag that they won't quit Till they take dominion over our lives Is freedom of speech such a terrorist act Is spiritual peace such a satanic threat Believe what you want But we'll fight to keep Our heads from being cemented in your sand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Pixies - The Happening They got a ranch they call Number fifty-one They got a ranch they call Number fifty-one Can't see it all 'less your flying by Just sitting there square Baking in the sun Beneath the sky Sky Sky Sky They're gonna put it down Right on the strip They're gonna put it down On the Vegas strip They're gonna put it down And step outside Into the lights Right outta that ship Saying Hi Hi Hi Hi I was driving doing nothing on the shores of Great Salt Lake When they put it on the air I put it in the hammer lane I soon forgot about myself and I forgot about the brake I forgot about all laws and I forgot about the rain They were talking on the 9 and all across the amy band Across the road they were turning around and headed south with me It got so crowded on the road I started driving on the sand My head was feeling scared but my heart was feeling free The desert turned to mud it seems that everybody heard Everybody was remembering to forget they had the chills Then I heard the voices on a broadcast from up on the bird They were getting interviewed by some Goodman whose name was Bill I'm almost there to Vegas where they're puttin' on a show They've come so far I've lived this long at least I must go and say hello Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyCrimson Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Kate Bush - UnderIce. Listen to it very loud through headphones and feel creeped out... It “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 That's quite generic, to say the least. No need for deleting. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyCrimson Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Yeah, it's more a 'mood' song...have to hear it. edit - oh wait maybe that wasn't directed at me...never mind. “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinterSun Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 It was going to be "Fistf*cking Gods Planet" but I decided to change it. master of my domain Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draakh_kimera Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Hey, if you want garuanteed deletion, you could post lyrics involving some form of sex. I've managed to get two entries deleted so far...Do i listen to the wrong kind of music? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 So songs like WinterSun's are allowed, but ones with sexual references aren't? Nice to know our mods know how to prioritize things. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draakh_kimera Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Well, I wouldn't really refer to the lyrical content of the songs I submitted as sexual "references"...They happened to be a bit more explicit Oh, and those lyrics of wintersuns'll prolly get deleted too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 "Who gets the most deleted songs? A new board game on the Obs fora!" kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantousent Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Can I spend a few minutes somewhere other than this board? Geez, Mothman. Anyhow, this is America. Violence is never a problem, only sexual references. :D okay, okay, mods can joke too you know. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinterSun Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 What was wrong with my song?As Mus said,it's fairly generic.It could've been much more extreme. master of my domain Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 And..well, that was metal. It's like blaming goth rock for being too melancholic. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 (edited) What was wrong with my song?As Mus said,it's fairly generic.It could've been much more extreme. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Probably the replete references to violence and against a particular religion. And it wasn't necessarily the song itself, just that it seemed hypocritical to allow things like that but not things like sexual references. But I've said enough already. And since it was deleted anyway, there's really nothing else to talk about. Edited August 18, 2005 by Mothman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draakh_kimera Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 "Who gets the most deleted songs? A new board game on the Obs fora!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Game? Game?!? Are you mocking me??? This is goddamn serious :angry: Have some happy lyrics: Bob Marley - High tide or low tide: In high seas or in low seas I'm gonna be your friend, I'm gonna be your friend. In high tide or in low tide, I'll be by your side, I'll be by your side. (I heard her praying, praying, praying) I said, I heard my mother, She was praying (praying, praying, praying) And the words that she said (the words that she said), They still linger in my head (lingers in my head), She said, "A child is born in this world, He needs protection, Got, guide and protect us, When we're wrong, please correct us. (when we're wrong, correct us). And stand by me." yeah! In high seas or in low seas, I'm gonna be your friend, He said, "I'm gonna be your friend." And, baby, in high tide or low tide, I'll be by your side, I'll be by your side. I siad I heard my mother, She was crying' (I heard her crying'), yeah! (crying', crying'), And the tears that she shed (the tears that she shed) They still linger in my head (lingers in my head) She said: "A child is born in this world, He needs protection, Got, guide and protect us, When we're wrong, (when we're wrong), correct us. And in high seas or low seas, I'm gonna be your friend, I'm gonna be your friend. Said, high tide or low tide, I'll be by your side, I'll be by your side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 To Mothie: Sheesh, talking about petty. Did you take it that seriously? I mean; blatant? You make it sound like the song was some kind of malcotent. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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