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I shall be your end punny one :(

 

Die, Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Die,Die,Die,Die

Die, Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Die,Die,Die,Die

 

(w00t) Aren't you ded yet? Oh well :p

Die, Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Die,Die,Die,Die

Die, Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Die,Die,Die,Die

:lol:

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Are you happy of being alive? If it's no, then it's your lucky day.If it's yes,then I suggest you to run like hell or you're going to like it a little less than before.

 

Don't worry,it won't hurt when I'll remove your head.You'll probably get unconscious by then after I will have severe your second arm and broke your legs of course.

 

I hope this time I won't get blood everywhere on my jacket.It's hard to wash you know.

Posted

"Do you believe in life after death?"

And by the light of the moon

He prays for their beauty not doom

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You : "Your honor what happend was this, this fellow had a little to much Juma juice and started running around with his lightsaber ignigtet"

 

The Jugde : "what happend then?"

 

You : "well you see...he kind of fell down on the blade ...err stabbed himself..you see ..er".

 

The Judge " He stabbed himself?"

 

You "yes i swear Your honor it was a accident...he stabbed himself...Fourteen times"

 

The Jugde " put him in the cell with the Big wookiee who likes to wear pink skirts".

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Tuco also said: I like big fat men like you, when they fall down they make more noise and sometimes they never get up.

 

So the correct thing to say would be: You make alot of noise my friend.

Posted

If I were using an orange lightsaber:

 

"You know when you've been tango'd"

 

 

Apolagies if no one outside the UK gets this.

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(Take chair and hit them with it.)

 

"Time to meet the 'chairman' of the board..."

 

"You wants the committee @sshole, then you best meet with the chair!"

 

"Anybody else want to donate blood to chair-ity?"

 

"Have a seat, b!tch."

 

"You've been sentenced to get the chair, motherf*cker!"

 

"There's some dessert! With a chair-y on top!"

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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Whenever my character hears "Muucho chaka paka", he goes Mace Windu on them:

 

"INTERGALACTIC BASIC MOTHERF*CKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

Posted

DS Male Exile: Vrook, one last thing before I kill you. I always hated you, Revan did too, and I think everyone else did. Die old grouch. My lightsaber will enjoy cutting you limb from limb!

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"We have no choice."

 

"Step up to the fight. Take 'em down."

 

"Complaints?" (as spoken by a clerk in the Complaints Department)

 

"Is this the right room for an argument?"

OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS

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OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT

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