Things you wish a KOTOR2 character would say......

[the khanster]

Exile: So what are you Kreia, A Jedi, A Sith?

Kreia: I'm actually going to answer your question instead of giving you cryptic psuedo-philosophical mumbo-jumbo.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Exile (thinking to self, while cloaking his thoughts): that'll be quite a cold day in hell

 

Kreia: I'm a

sith lord

...are you blind?

 

*Satan pops up freezing, as exile gapes*

[Nitron]

Exile: HK-47, why are you so angry?

HK-47: Sad Statement: Master, it is because my fuzzy little puppy ran away. Oh, how I miss him.

 

Mandalore: (During a storm on Dxun) Siiiinging in the rain, I'm just singing in the rain!

 

T3-M4: Beet doot beep boo doot, de-doot beep bop boop? (If I can understand Basic, why cant I speak it?)

 

HK-47: Statement: Master, the Ebon Hawk is so bland and stuffy. Query: Would it be possible to paint the interior a nice sky blue and add some potted plants?

 

Bao-Dur: You know, General, the reason I'm so calm all the time is that I suppress all my anger.

Exile: Really? Does that work?

Bao-Dur: Somewhat. As it turns out, this is very unhealthy. I believe I am heading for a massive mental breakdown.

 

Exile: (to T3 on Peragus Station) Domo arigato, Mister Roboto.

[Venarius]

At a docking station

Exile to the dockmaster: [Force Persuade] You will put out your loading ramp so that I may unload my cargo into your hold.

Atton: *Snickers*

Visas: *blushes*

Handmaiden: *gives you "that look"*

[Jivin]

[Exile] Ok, I see it, im going in!

[Exile] Switching to targeting computer... landing ramp in sight...

[Visas] Use the force, edwuado...

[Exile] Uhh ok... *closes eyes*

Bao-Dur (over intercom) General, you switched off your targeting computer. What's wrong?

[Exile] Nothing, I'm fi...What the?... Damnit Bao-Dur get off the security cameras, can't you see im "meditating" here!?

*they hear sounds of blaster shots and then someone running to their quarters*

[Han Solo (out of nowhere)] Your all clear kid! Now lets do this thing and go home!

[Exile] I'm trying! but I cant see anything with my eyes closed! All I see is blue!

[Visas] Stay here... with me, where it is just -us-...

[Exile] But what about him? *looks at at han*

[Han Solo] Forget about me kid, you've got a job to do!

[Exile] Riiight *looks back to visas* Oh wait... here we go...

[Visas] Ohhh!!

[Han Solo] Great shot, kid! That was one in a million!

[Exile] ... and im spent.

[Exile] I must leave now, doing this again would only weaken me for the battle ahead.

[Visas] Then I shall wait; and if you do not return I shall wait until the end of my life where we will meet in places where the force does not touch...

[Exile] Its a date!

[Chewbacca (from nowhere)] *Yells excitedly*

 

[Topaz Quasar]

[Exile] Ok, I see it, im going in!

[Exile] Switching to targeting computer... landing ramp in sight...

[Visas] Use the force, edwuado...

[Exile] Uhh ok... *closes eyes*

Bao-Dur (over intercom) General, you switched off your targeting computer. What's wrong?

[Exile] Nothing, I'm fi...What the?... Damnit Bao-Dur get off the security cameras, can't you see im "meditating" here!?

*they hear sounds of blaster shots and then someone running to their quarters*

[Han Solo (out of nowhere)] Your all clear kid! Now lets do this thing and go home!

[Exile] I'm trying! but I cant see anything with my eyes closed! All I see is blue!

[Visas] Stay here... with me, where it is just -us-...

[Exile] But what about him? *looks at at han*

[Han Solo] Forget about me kid, you've got a job to do!

[Exile] Riiight *looks back to visas* Oh wait... here we go...

[Visas]  Ohhh!!

[Han Solo] Great shot, kid! That was one in a million!

[Exile] ... and im spent.

[Exile] I must leave now, doing this again would only weaken me for the battle ahead.

[Visas] Then I shall wait; and if you do not return I shall wait until the end of my life where we will meet in places where the force does not touch...

[Exile] Its a date!

[Chewbacca (from nowhere)] *Yells excitedly*

 

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

 

DAmn.....

[WITHTEETH]

Atton: Nothing

HanHar: English

t3-M4: Whistle at the ladies as they walk by

HandMaiden:So tell me what you want

Mira:What you really really want

Visas:ill tell you what you want, what you really really want

Kreia:you wanna you wanna you wanna

HK-47I really really really want a ziggy zig AH

Discciple: if you want to be my lover!

[Topaz Quasar]

Atton: Nothing

HanHar: English

t3-M4: Whistle at the ladies as they walk by

HandMaiden:So tell me what you want

Mira:What you really really want

Visas:ill tell you what you want, what you really really want

Kreia:you wanna you wanna you wanna

HK-47I really really really want a ziggy zig AH

Discciple: if you want to be my lover!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

How could you......

[jaguars4ever]

Atton: Nothing

HanHar: English

t3-M4: Whistle at the ladies as they walk by

HandMaiden:So tell me what you want

Mira:What you really really want

Visas:ill tell you what you want, what you really really want

Kreia:you wanna you wanna you wanna

HK-47I really really really want a ziggy zig AH

Discciple: if you want to be my lover!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

*spits*

[Jivin]

hahaha

[Darth Kavar]

I acctually had the wish to have some dialog options to appear when talking to Kreia.

 

First of all at the Ebon Hawk:

(when talking about Nihilus)

Kreia: "One cannot have power of that magnitude that her master possesses and still think and perceive the universe as we do, as most of us do. "

-though in another dialog later on

(also talking about Nihilus)

Exile: "How can anyone have that kind of power?"

Kreia: "Power? Do you think so?"

Kreia: "You would be wrong. There is no strength in the hunger he possesses... and the will behind his power is a primal thing."

->Exile: "Well... ehm... it was you who said he has power of great magnitude, not me."

 

Next in the end game first after killing Atris we know that this dialog can appear:

Kreia: "You must confront him. He is part of the past, and like this false Jedi, must be laid to rest."

Kreia: "Only then shall you be ready for your final test. If not, then you shall die."

Exile: "Then I shall meet him in battle... and then I shall confront you."

Kreia: "Such arrogance."

-then comes the moment where lightning comes out of holocrons right at you- kinda found this moment extremely corny so at Malachor I'd wish I had my revenge:

Kreia: (after round one) "Good... you have strength. But you have yet to learn the full extent of power."

Exile: "Such arrogance. <Force Lightning>"

[WITHTEETH]

Atton: Nothing

HanHar: English

t3-M4: Whistle at the ladies as they walk by

HandMaiden:So tell me what you want

Mira:What you really really want

Visas:ill tell you what you want, what you really really want

Kreia:you wanna you wanna you wanna

HK-47I really really really want a ziggy zig AH

Discciple: if you want to be my lover!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

*spits*

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

 

 

Thank you thank you be here all day! :cool:

[Daaave]

Atton: Nothing

HanHar: English

t3-M4: Whistle at the ladies as they walk by

HandMaiden:So tell me what you want

Mira:What you really really want

Visas:ill tell you what you want, what you really really want

Kreia:you wanna you wanna you wanna

HK-47I really really really want a ziggy zig AH

Discciple: if you want to be my lover!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

 

All prty members beginto sing: you gotta get with my friends,

Make it last forever friendship never ends,

If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,

Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

 

What do you think about that now you know how I feel,

Say you can handle my love are you for real,

I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try,

If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye.

 

Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,

So tell me what you want, what you really really want,

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really

really really wanna zigazig ha.

 

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,

Make it last forever friendship never ends,

If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,

Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

 

So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me

you gotta listen carefully,

We got Em in the place who likes it in your face,

We got G like MC who likes it on an

Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady,

and as for me, ha you'll see,

Slam your body down and wind it all around,

Slam your body down and wind it all around.

 

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,

Make it last forever friendship never ends,

If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,

Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

 

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta,

you gotta, you gotta, slam, slam, slam, slam,

Slam your body down and wind it all around,

Slam your body down and wind it all around,

Slam your body down and wind it all around,

Slam your body down zigazig ah.

If you wanna be my lover.

[KOTORFanactic]

Remote: PIIIIIIIKAAAAAAAAACHUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

 

 

HK-47: Question. Master why did Obsidian cut the content?

Exile: Because they bow down to the lord and master. The almighty Darth Lucas.

HK-47: Assumtion. Oh it sounds like it will be fun to kill him.

Exile: BUT! There is another who controls Darth Lucas. The all powerful DARTH GATES!

HK-47: Request. May I engage in some enadulterated violence against them, for not granting me revenge against the HK-50s by cutting the HK factory?

Exile: Why, not, we don't have anything better to do.

[Wynne]

Exile to Visas: "I have some questions for you."

Visas: "Ask... and I will answer."

a) You keep bumping into that low-hanging girder above the loading ramp - are you trying to tell me something?

b) Why are you running around the galaxy in your grandmother's curtains?

c) Can you take Kreia out shopping while we go into the refugee sector? I'd like to help out a few people without listening to a freaking sermon every time I give five credits to someone.

d) Can you decapitate the next commoner for me who badmouths the Jedi when I speak to him? I'm kinda low on lightside points as it is.

 

__________________

 

Exile, to the 13th down-on-his-luck NPC beggar: "No, no... don't be silly! I may be trying to save the universe but I always have time to go diving in trash compactors looking for your lost Wookiee doll."

 

__________________

 

Exile, to the 17th poor NPC commoner: "So in summary, I will get you the missing hindparts of your droid, pay off your gambling debts, have you reinstated in your job, talk to the local crime boss about your girlfriend, and in return you will grumble about how Jedis are the worst thing since venereal disease and then offer me a measly reward you don't really expect me to accept?"

 

Atton, exasperated: "For gawd's sake, hire a freaking receptionist for these guys! We need to focus on the big picture here: Sith - Republic - Universe. Sheesh!!"

 

Oh, all those are TOO good... too, TOO good... *wipes tears of mirth*

 

Actually, I would like to see following dialogue options during the "Bum"-Episode on Nar-Shadaa:

 

*lmao* Those options were pretty damned great, too!

 

Sion (to female PC):  I hate you because you are beautiful to me.  And in that weakness lies death.

 

Exile:  This is a beautiful moment we're having.  Can we please fight?

 

Next thing I know, Atton will be telling me I sweat cute blood.

 

Hypothectical scenario.

 

That was so sick, and yet so lovely.

[Vashanti]

[Atton in the cell in Peragus, upon meeting the Exile]:

"I find your lack of pants disturbing."

 

[Visquis to Hanharr, at his underground Dueling Arena]:

"Get in there, you big furry oaf!"

 

[Handmaiden, upon seeing the Ebon Hawk]:

"They came in that thing? They're braver than I thought."

 

[Atton to the Exile, about Kreia]:

"Where did you dig up that old fossil?"

 

[HK47]: "[statement]: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a blaster at your side, kid."

 

[><FISH'>]

Do you still remember how we used to be

Feeling together, believing whatever

My love has said to me

Both of us were dreamers

Young love in the sun

Felt like my saviour

My spirit I gave you

We'd only just begun

Hasta Manana, always be mine

Viva forever I'll be waiting

Everlasting like the sun

Live forever for the moment

Ever searching for the one

 

Yes I still remember every whispered word

The touch of your skin, giving life from within

Like a love song that I've heard

Slipping through our fingers, like the sands of time

Promises made, every memory saved

As reflections in my mind

 

Hasta manana, always be mine

Viva forever, I'll be waiting

Everlasting, like the sun

Live forever, for the moment

Ever searching, for the one

 

But we're all alone now, was it just a dream

Feelings untold, they will never be sold

And the secrets safe with me

 

Hasta manana, always be mine

Viva forever (Viva forever), I'll be waiting (I'll be waiting)

Everlasting (Everlasting), like the sun (like the sun)

Live forever (Live forever), for the moment (for the moment)

Ever searching (Ever searching), for the one (for the one)

Viva forever (Viva forever), I'll be waiting

Everlasting, like the sun

Live forever (Live forever), for the moment

Ever searching, for the one

Viva forever (Viva forever), I'll be waiting

Everlasting, like the sun

Live forever (Live forever), for the moment

Ever searching, for the one (for the one)

Viva forever, I'll be waiting

Everlasting, like the sun

Live forever, for the moment

Ever searching, for the one.

[><FISH'>]

Baby seems we never ever agree

You like the movies

And I like t.v.

I take thing serious

And you take

[><FISH'>]

sorry couldnt resist =(

[><FISH'>]

And finally my most favorite song of all time:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The seaweed is always greener

In somebody else's lake

You dream about going up there

But that is a big mistake

Just look at the world around you

Right here on the ocean floor

Such wonderful things surround you

What more is you lookin' for?

 

Under the sea

Under the sea

Darling it's better

Down where it's wetter

Take it from me

Up on the shore they work all day

Out in the sun they slave away

While we devotin'

Full time to floatin'

Under the sea

 

Down here all the fish is happy

As off through the waves they roll

The fish on the land ain't happy

They sad 'cause they in their bowl

But fish in the bowl is lucky

They in for a worser fate

One day when the boss get hungry

Guess who's gon' be on the plate

 

Under the sea

Under the sea

Nobody beat us

Fry us and eat us

In fricassee

We what the land folks loves to cook

Under the sea we off the hook

We got no troubles

Life is the bubbles

Under the sea

Under the sea

Since life is sweet here

We got the beat here

Naturally

Even the sturgeon an' the ray

They get the urge 'n' start to play

We got the spirit

You got to hear it

Under the sea

 

The newt play the flute

The carp play the harp

The plaice play the bass

And they soundin' sharp

The bass play the brass

The chub play the tub

The fluke is the duke of soul

(Yeah)

The ray he can play

The lings on the strings

The trout rockin' out

The blackfish she sings

The smelt and the sprat

They know where it's at

An' oh that blowfish blow

 

Under the sea

Under the sea

When the sardine

Begin the beguine

It's music to me

What do they got? A lot of sand

We got a hot crustacean band

Each little clam here

know how to jam here

Under the sea

Each little slug here

Cuttin' a rug here

Under the sea

Each little snail here

Know how to wail here

That's why it's hotter

Under the water

Ya we in luck here

Down in the muck here

Under the sea

[Odinson]

I wish a Selkath were here.

[><FISH'>]

damnit sucky you got me spamming!

 

 

 

 

 

 

I can show you the world

Shining, shimmering, splendid

Tell me, princess, now when did

You last let your heart decide?

 

I can open your eyes

Take you wonder by wonder

Over, sideways and under

On a magic carpet ride

 

A whole new world

A new fantastic point of view

No one to tell us no

Or where to go

Or say we're only dreaming

 

A whole new world

A dazzling place I never knew

But when I'm way up here

It's crystal clear

That now I'm in a whole new world with you

Now I'm in a whole new world with you

 

Unbelievable sights

Indescribable feeling

Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling

Through an endless diamond sky

 

A whole new world

Don't you dare close your eyes

A hundred thousand things to see

Hold your breath - it gets better

I'm like a shooting star

I've come so far

I can't go back to where I used to be

 

A whole new world

Every turn a surprise

With new horizons to pursue

Every moment red-letter

I'll chase them anywhere

There's time to spare

Let me share this whole new world with you

 

A whole new world

That's where we'll be

A thrilling chase

A wondrous place

For you and me

[><FISH'>]

[TIMON]

Hakuna Matata!

What a wonderful phrase

 

[PUMBA]

Hakuna Matata!

Ain't no passing craze

 

[TIMON]

It means no worries

For the rest of your days

 

[TIMON AND PUMBA]

It's our problem-free philosophy

Hakuna Matata!

 

[TIMON]

Hakuna Matata!

 

[YOUNG SIMBA]

[spoken] Hakuna Matata?

 

[PUMBA]

[spoken] Yeah. It's our motto!

 

[YOUNG SIMBA]

[spoken] What's a motto?

 

[TIMON]

[spoken] Nothin'! What's-a-motto with you?!

 

[PUMBA]

[spoken] Those two words will solve all your problems.

 

[TIMON]

[spoken] That's right. Take Pumbaa here

[sung] Why...when he was a young warthog

 

[PUMBA]

When I was a young warthog

 

[TIMON]

[spoken] Very nice

 

[PUMBA]

[spoken] Thanks.

 

[TIMON]

He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal

He could clear the savannah after ev'ry meal

 

[PUMBA]

I'm a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned

And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind

 

[PUMBA]

And, oh, the shame

[TIMON]

Oh, the shame!

[PUMBA]

Thought of changin' my name

[TIMON]

What's in a name?

[PUMBA]

And I got downhearted

[TIMON]

How did ya feel?

[PUMBA]

Ev'rytime that I...

 

[TIMON]

[spoken] Hey, Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids!

 

[PUMBA]

[spoken] Oh, sorry.

 

[TIMON AND PUMBA]

Hakuna Matata!

What a wonderful phrase

Hakuna Matata!

Ain't no passing craze

 

[YOUNG SIMBA]

It means no worries for the rest of your days

 

[ALL]

It's our problem-free philosophy

Hakuna Matata!

Hakuna Matata! Hakuna Matata!

Hakuna Matata! Hakuna Matata!

Hakuna Matata! Hakuna Matata!

Hakuna Matata! Hakuna --

 

[(OLDER) SIMBA]

It means no worries for the rest of your days

 

[ALL]

It's our problem-free philosophy

Hakuna Matata! [repeat]

 

[PUMBA]

I say "Hakuna"

 

[TIMON]

I say "Matata"

[Rosbjerg]

Kreia coming in to the meeting room where everyone is gathered .. and says "GOOD NEWS everybody!!"

[><FISH'>]

ok i will stop now.

[Vashanti]

Kreia: "Let us FLY ... to the Jedi Enclave!"

 

Jedi Council:

"We're Knights of the Jedi Enclave!

We dance with holocrons we've saved;

We do routines and chorus scenes

With footwork both sure and brave!

We dine well here on Dantooine,

We eat Kath, Kinrath and Soylent Green!"

 

doot doot doo

 

Kreia: "On second thought, let's not go to the Jedi Enclave. It is a silly place."