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Atton: Something up?

Exile: How about a game of Pazaak, Senate rules?

Atton: No, not right now. I was hoping we could talk.

 

Exile: Do you know anything about men?

Mira: Men? They're why I dress like this.

Disciple: That's hardly surprising.

 

Kreia: Ask, and I will answer.

Exile: No, you won't.

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Exhie: But what about Atton?

Kreia: Atton is, as always, the fool. And the Force watches out for ones such as him, I feel. As it does for the old such as I.

Exhile: Did he love me?

Kreia: He is a fool and that should answer all of your questions.

Exhile [raving mad]: Well... [screaming] IT DOESNT!

[Exhile stabs Kreia in the stomach with her lightsaber].

Exhile: [after Kreia dies] Schutta.

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Posted

Dorak: A woman and her small child are beset by a desperate-looking group of thugs. They are menacing her with weapons and she screams to you for help. What do you do?

 

Revan: I just stand there and look at it laughing. Then i kill everybody and loot their bodies.

 

Dorak: You are in combat with a Dark Jedi allied with the Sith. There is a pause in the combat. What do you do?

 

Revan: I say: "Yeeesssss!! Use your aggressive feelings."

 

Dorak: You are the head of an Enclave on a contested world. The Dark Jedi have infiltrated and are causing unrest across the planet. What do you do?

 

Revan: Help them.

 

Dorak: As I suspected, you would be most suitable as a Sith Lord.

 

:D

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or how about..

 

Dorak: A woman and her small child are beset by a desperate-looking group of thugs. They are menacing her with weapons and she screams to you for help. What do you do?

 

Revan: I relish in the blood of demons, madness craves your essence!!

 

Dorak: You are in combat with a Dark Jedi allied with the Sith. There is a pause in the combat. What do you do?

 

Revan: Come child, embrace, forgive .. demons!! night!!

 

Dorak: You are the head of an Enclave on a contested world. The Dark Jedi have infiltrated and are causing unrest across the planet. What do you do?

 

Revan: *unintelligible mumbling only broken off by high pitch screams*

 

Dorak: As I suspected, you would be most suitable as a Malkavian!

 

doh.. wrong setting!

Fortune favors the bald.

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Male Exile *thinking*: Atris, Handmaiden, Mira, and Visas all love me. I'm such a lucky guy.

 

Kriea *Force bond*: Sigh, typical male.

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Exhie: But what about Atton?

Kreia: Atton is, as always, the fool. And the Force watches out for ones such as him, I feel. As it does for the old such as I.

Exhile: Did he love me?

Kreia: He is a fool and that should answer all of your questions.

Exhile [raving mad]: Well... [screaming] IT DOESNT!

[Exhile stabs Kreia in the stomach with her lightsaber].

Exhile: [after Kreia dies] Schutta.

Yes!

 

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Posted

I don't know if you know this song, but I'd like that:

 

HK-47 "Daddy, can I go out and kill tonight? I feel - I feel like taking a life"

Posted
Atton: Something up?

Exile: How about a game of Pazaak, Senate rules?

Atton: No, not right now. I was hoping we could talk.

 

Exile: Do you know anything about men?

Mira: Men? They're why I dress like this.

Disciple: That's hardly surprising.

 

Kreia: Ask, and I will answer.

Exile: No, you won't.

 

Good stuff.

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(Carth and Exile after Carth asks the Exile if he met Revan in his time away)

 

Exile: Well, she did kind of leave a message......

Carth: She did? Tell me for Vaders sake!

Exile: She said she missed the spanking.

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Atris: I don't get it. I'm one of the cover art characters, I'm damn sexy and I'm surrounded by a legion of hot slaves. Why is my part in this story so weak? Handmaiden, call my agent.

 

 

Nihilus: I don't get it. I'm one of the cover art characters. I can kill planets with the force and I look really cool. Why am I only in the story for 3 minutes total? Visas call my agent.

 

 

Nihilus and Atris meet in a bar.

 

Atris: I hate my agent. He gave the part to the handmaiden.

 

Nihilus: Yeah, my servant got a better deal on this story than I did. When I complained he set it up so I don't speak english nor do I get any subtitles. Also I am killed in the first and only fight I have.

 

 

 

 

Exile: Your hand! Are you alright?

Kreia: I am fine. I just need to rest.

Exile: Yeah, I'm sure there are many sith LEFT to fight. Bwhaha. Get it?

Kreia: I don't get it.

Exile: I think your sense of humor was LEFT behind. *snickers*

Kreia: You aren't making any sense.

Exile: Never mind. I'm learning how to listen to other people's thoughts. Can you give me a HAND. Hehee.

Kreia: I hate you.

 

 

Exile: So what uses does that remote have?

BaoDur: Well, he helps me with repairs and is nice to have in a fight. We are also the Tatooine bowling champs three years running.

 

Visas: Hey, Atton. Can I try flying the ebon hawk?

 

Handmaiden: I am relieved this installment of KotOR doesn't involve a trip to Tatooine. I wouldn't last a second there.

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Zhar: We have decidied you are sutible for Jedi training

 

Revan: What, again?

 

Vrook: What? What do you mean again?

 

Revan: Well, I am Revan. I have done all of this before

 

Vandar: How did you know you were Revan!?

 

Revan: Bastila talks in her sleep.

 

Vrook: Bastila!?!

 

Bastila: I couldn't help it!

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Zhar: We have decidied you are sutible for Jedi training

 

Revan: What, again?

 

Vrook: What? What do you mean again?

 

Revan: Well, I am Revan. I have done all of this before

 

Vandar: How did you know you were Revan!?

 

Revan: Bastila talks in her sleep.

 

Vrook: Bastila!?!

 

Bastila: I couldn't help it!

LOL.

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Atton:*in Trayus Core*What's with the damn racket?

Female Exile:Me smash!

G0-T0:You're all idiots.

Male Exile:STFU G0-T0!!*keels goto*

both exiles:We're one and the same.Let's have s-*both are silenced by a frag grenade*

Hanharr:Why Kriea,WHY?!!?!

Mira:I made j00 keel so why the ****are j00 still alive?

Hanharr:I r0x0r y0ur b0x0rz.

Mira:WTFXYZ?

Hanharr:*makes love to Mira*Thanks Sab! ^_^

Mira:Sab!!!:angry:

Sab(me):Hanharr why did you HAVE to do that?!?!

Hanharr:Hug me. ^_^

Sab:This is THE worst ending ever.

Male Exile:Tell me about it. :thumbsup:

Sab:I don't get why this was rushed.

Male exile:Neither do I.

Sab:I think I'll eat a pizza.

Male Exile:I think I should go with you cause I don't like wookie on humans.

Sab:I say we steal the Hawk and keel them.

Male Exile:Sounds like a plan.*Sab and Male Exile steal the Ebon Hawk,keel every one,eat pizza,and destroy Malachor THE END at least until a dark jedi goes"bwuhahaha."*

Posted

Exile: So what does Remote do?

Bao-Dur: It helps me in my peeping hobby.

Exile: Riight...

Bao-Dur: It

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Kreia: No Exile, I have no idea why that mining droid is carrying 5000 credits, a lightsaber lens, and a Jedi Master robe.

 

Atton: Damn. When the Republic find out about Peragus the s**ts really gonna hit the fan!

 

Visas: I lose my powers once I've slept with a man.

 

GO-TO: I'm a giant floating testicle. Bow down before me.

Exile: I'm gonna kick your ass.

GO-TO: I have no arse to kick.

Exile: I'll just kick you in the nuts then.

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