Topaz Quasar Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 I'll begin...... Atris: "Mirror, mirror, on the the wall......" =========================== Mandalore: "Help me take......this mask off." =========================== Handmaiden: "Help me take.......my panties off......" (w00t) =========================== T3-M4: Beep, deet, woop, deer-eet...weep, BEEP! Exile: Where did you learn such filthy language? =========================== Darth Nihilus: ogh missh al tah do....dey tah loo teya Exile: What the hell are you trying to say? =========================== Exile (response to any of Vrook's dialogue): Lalalalalalalalalaala................ =========================== Any of the Jedi Masters: We really screwed things up......... =========================== Darth Traya: Exile, I am your mother's ex-roomate's first cousin's daughter's accountant =========================== Admiral Carth Onasi: Down I go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chibajoe Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 HK-47 - "Astalavista baby" Vista - "The hood? Nah, I'm just having a bad hair day." Mandalore - "All right! Bring it on!" Exile - "Come get some!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BattleCookiee Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 T3: bleep-bliep-bleep-bleep Hanharr: Angry growl HK-47: (Statement) Face it Furball, the droid won Atton: Do you know what wookiees can do to droids? HK-47: (Answer) Nothing, as they get blasted Atton: They can rip your arm off HK-47: (Request) T3, DON'T let the Wookie win HK-47: (statement) Time for burned furball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malagance Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 T3-M4: "Beep-dee-doo-boop-w00t!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odinson Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 HK-47: "Master?" Can we go to the factory where I was manufactured? Exile: Sure! After our series of mishaps I have discovered it's location HK-47: Can I also meet those HK-50's and show them what it mean to be an HK unit. Exile: Of course. The factory is located on.... Damn game cuts. <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Hawk Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Atton: Say um Exile....do you still have that dancing outfit? Could I er...."borrow" it for a while? Mandalore: Canderous....who's Canderous? Kreia: I'm actually going to answer your question instead of giving you cryptic psuedo-philosophical mumbo-jumbo. Hanharr: Growl growll (I think Mira's actually kind sweet). GOTO: Does my bum look big in this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOTORFanactic Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Exile: Great, we have GOTO. A giant floating bollock to go with our tiny floating bollock over there. Kriea: <Jedi mind trick> You will let me wear that slave girl dancing outfit. *drooling Atton* Atton: The Exile is mine. I saw her first. Disciple: No mine. I'm a blond. Mandalore: Quit arguing will ya. I've already had her. *Atton and Disciple cry* Mira: I'm the head of this little pack, and I say I get the Exile. Handmaiden: He's mine. We have fought. Thats like raw sex to an Echani. Visas: Big deal. We have looked upon each other. HK-47 <statement> Master this ending sucks. T3-M4: beep-boop-beep-weet. Exile: I know. We'll go to the funeral of Obsidian's credibility after I've got my medal for saving the Republic. HK-47: <statement> Master you have only delayed the inevitable. The Sith are bound to come back again, and again, and again. Exile: yeah, this ending really does suck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Hawk Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 HK-47: I think I need a hug. T3: Beep-beep. DWEE! HK-47: *Cries* Kreia: Why do you keep listening to me? don't you know I'm just talking *bleep*. Go talk to Atton, I like him, he's smart. Mandalore: What are you *DOING*?! Disciple: Uh....worshiping my love from afar. Mandalore: Ahh my *bleeping* eyes!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aegis Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 What I *wish* one of them would say? "Revan, is that really you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catt Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 HK-47: (statement) Master, I've been online for 45 minutes without a cut scene! Exile: Damn! Hang on a sec while I just save your...[HK-47 freezes]...bugger T3-M4: Do-wop Be-bop (press ctrl. alt. delete) Exile: Nah, that won't work he's based on Mac OS X T3-M4: Dwooooooooooooooooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funks Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Kreia: Has anyone seen my contact lenses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSLuke Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Exile to Kreia I find your lack of faith disturbing. And by the light of the moon He prays for their beauty not doom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sithmasteryoungy Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 HK-47: (Complaint) Master, why am I the only HK-47 in the galaxy? Exile: Because HK-50s are silver and I don't like that colour! I don't like white either! Handmaiden: But I wear white soooooooo well! Visas: But you like red? Exile: No, I like Atton, he's good, very good! Atton: (Giggle) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob_the_kitty_hunter Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 T3-M4: Beep-beep! Bee-do-weet-boo-wop! Bee-bee-bo-bu-bee-wa! HK-47: (Frightened answer) You're going to do what to my mother?! (Exile walks by the ****pit door) Atton: It won't fit! What the hell?! Disciple: Keep trying! It's almost through! Exile: o_O Atton: Stupid nails! Exile: >XD I've gotta see this! *takes a picture of Atton trying to hammer a nail into a wooden board* Damn... Atton: Oh gawd! You're hideous! I can't believe I thought you might've been hawt before! Kreia: *mind trick* I AM hawt, fool. Now, get me that Dancer's Outfit with your stealthiness. Bao-dur: My mother was a tree. T3: Beep-beep! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! Remote: *cries* HK: (Query) Do you have any 3's, you fat, overgrown, stupid little droid? Goto: **** you. Visas: *looking towards Hanharr* I must look at you! The way Handmaiden sees you! Handmaiden: What'd you say you ho?! Wanna take this outside you Miraluka ****?! Mira: No, Hanharr, I'm not going to be your sex slave again. Hanharr: Grah... Mandalore: ...wow... Exile: Have any of you noticed that every planet we go to, we ALWAYS seem to be forced into going almost one exact way? I mean, seriously! How linear can one guy's life be? Kreia: Of all the damn... YOU NOTICED THAT YET YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED THAT I'M A ****ING SITH LORD?! I'VE GIVEN YOU ALL THE CLUES! BUT NOOOOOOO.... You know what? **** you. I'm going to dance for Vogga tonight, so screw you guys, I'm goin' home! *awkward silence* Exile: >_>;; Ewww... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eji Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Admiral Carth Onasi: Down I go! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> HAHAHAHAHAHAH, oh my god, I involuntarily busted out laughing reading that... I never realized how often Carth said "Down you go!" til I saw that, and it all came flooding back... (w00t) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cASe SenSiTive Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Exile: I hate you old woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Tratious Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Would all you get off my ******* ship and old women go get a face lift you old bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Jebus Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 "Ajutaaa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zubyzu Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Disciple: "Atton, can we stop at the next planet?" Atton: "What, again??" Disciple: "Sorry, guess I shouldn't have had that big gulp on Nar Shadaa." Atton: "Why doesn't this &*%# ship have a bathroom?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThaiBinh Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Atton: Pure Pazaak. Pure Pazaak. Pure Pazaaaaaaaaaaa...... (pushed over cliff by Exile) Mira: Ouch! Are you SURE this droid is deactivated? Mandalore: Aachooo! "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Gizka Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Disciple: "Atton, can we stop at the next planet?"Atton: "What, again??" Disciple: "Sorry, guess I shouldn't have had that big gulp on Nar Shadaa." Atton: "Why doesn't this &*%# ship have a bathroom?" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> T3: dweep-boooooooooooooop!!! (I am not a porta potty!!!) (w00t) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lifthransir Bane Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 HK-47: Statement: It does not fit with me that you would know so many languages, master. Exile: Eet Shuta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 G0T0: I do hope that the next thing you decide must be destroyed to stop the Sith is not the entire galaxy. Exile: Well actually... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mondo Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 T3: bleep-bliep-bleep-bleepHanharr: Angry growl HK-47: (Statement) Face it Furball, the droid won Atton: Do you know what wookiees can do to droids? HK-47: (Answer) Nothing, as they get blasted Atton: They can rip your arm off HK-47: (Request) T3, DON'T let the Wookie win HK-47: (statement) Time for burned furball <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What if I wanted to kill the other bounty hunters but still have the Twi'leks chase me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oerwinde Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Mandalore: Aachooo! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Gold. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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