rjshae Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 1 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rjshae Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 2 2 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyCrimson Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 That's called friends with benefits, right? “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skarpen Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoman2 Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 1 5 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skarpen Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 5 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoman2 Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 3 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComradeYellow Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 The most undervalued scene in cinema history 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 5 1 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 1 1 "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 4 "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amentep Posted April 26, 2021 Author Share Posted April 26, 2021 36 minutes ago, Gfted1 said: Plot twist: the genie makes it so cat and dog owners only live 10-16 years to fulfill the wish that cat and dogs live as long as humans. Co ckatoo and turtle owners are like: Edit: Fish owners be like: 5 I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 I imagine overpopulation problems would be solved. 1 "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard Dog Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 4 minutes ago, Amentep said: Plot twist: the genie makes it so cat and dog owners only live 10-16 years to fulfill the wish that cat and dogs live as long as humans. ****atoo and turtle owners are like: I’m guessing the genies name was Clavicus Vile 2 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilloutman Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 4 I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rjshae Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 6 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilloutman Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 5 I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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