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6 hours ago, Gfted1 said:

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2 hours ago, Hurlshot said:

RIP Harambe

 

1 hour ago, Malcador said:

The Rime of the Ancient Mariner was a warning, indeed.

 

 

 

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I hate that question in interviews.

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I feel attacked.

 

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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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yeah, why would anyone want to work in any company? any answer besides "because i need money to live" is a lie, they know its a lie and they expect you to lie... and if you don't lie you are disqualified

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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The answer definitely is not "because the receptionist is smoking".  Friend's experience.

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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6 hours ago, InsaneCommander said:

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How about a compromise?... safe sex and less environmental impact!

https://www.bbc.com/worklife/article/20191209-the-vegan-condoms-keeping-sex-lives-safe-and-sustainable

 

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Actually the ecological impact of a new human roaming around for years is much bigger than that of a condom, so those kids are stupid.

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Actually, I think most of the forum regulars fall into the latter half of this nowadays...

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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3 hours ago, Raithe said:

Actually, I think most of the forum regulars fall into the latter half of this nowadays...

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Neither, first saw him as Prince William of Orange in Sharpe, which maligns the historical Prince a fair bit.

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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10 hours ago, Pidesco said:

Actually the ecological impact of a new human roaming around for years is much bigger than that of a condom, so those kids are stupid.

Well, according to this, I can eat as much meat as I can. I don't have kids, I rarely fly and I don't have a car.

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Rosamund Pike buries all of her awards in the garden...

"I just find it an uneasy thing to display any award in your home, because how do people interact with them when they come home?" she explained. "Do they say, 'Oh, wow, look, those are your awards'?"
"I think it's awkward, so I bury it in the garden with a little bit showing up so you can have an enticing glimpse of a hand or the globe maybe."
Pike then went on to detail a potentially hilarious future scenario as a result of her burying all these awards: "When I'm dead and gone or when somebody else buys the house, they'll be landscaping and they'll hit metal and they'll think they found buried treasure and they'll have, in fact, found a host of awards."

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42 minutes ago, Raithe said:

Rosamund Pike buries all of her awards in the garden...

 

 

"an enticing glimpse of a hand or the globe maybe." Buried, with a little bit showing up.

That is a teaser to the Wheel of Time right there, intentional or not.

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Look at the Mike and Jay Podcast turning 10:

 

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Give me ears, so I hear
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