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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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the italian part of the internet is full of memes about an event that happened yesterday. during a live fire exercise of the army, one of the tanks aimed too high shot over the firing range and hit a chicken pen killing 12 chickens.

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


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2 hours ago, teknoman2 said:

the italian part of the internet is full of memes about an event that happened yesterday. during a live fire exercise of the army, one of the tanks aimed too high shot over the firing range and hit a chicken pen killing 12 chickens.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/03/19/italian-army-accused-fowl-play-tank-accidentally-fires-rounds/

 

Edit: Without pay wall

https://www.reuters.com/article/italy-chickens/chicken-farmer-cries-foul-as-italian-tank-blows-up-coop-idUSL8N2LG5VZ

 

Edit2: I guess the Italian Army was bound to win a battle some day... 😇

https://www.reddit.com/r/TankPorn/comments/m80t0h/tank_kill_chickens_in_italy/

 

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“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Italian tank barrage.

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"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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8 hours ago, Gorth said:

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"The farm owners discovered the damage on Thursday morning when they saw that their chicken shed had partially collapsed and many birds had perished."

I wish I could sleep as sound as these people. 😞

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The world as it should be vs the world as it is

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"The man of virtuous soul commands not, nor obeys. Power, like a desolating pestilence, pollutes whate'er it touches; and obedience, bane of all genius, virtue, freedom, truth, makes slaves of men, and of the human frame a mechanized automaton."

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"The man of virtuous soul commands not, nor obeys. Power, like a desolating pestilence, pollutes whate'er it touches; and obedience, bane of all genius, virtue, freedom, truth, makes slaves of men, and of the human frame a mechanized automaton."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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