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3 hours ago, Raithe said:

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I think I saw someone saying once that if the villain is stopped then killing him is murder. But if the henchman attacks you, you are acting in self-defense.

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Okay, this might go over a lot of non-UK folks heads..

Question: "What did you do as a child that would be considered dangerous today?"

Reply: "Wrote to Jimmy Savile."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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3 hours ago, Skarpen said:

They don't? That's rather irresponsible.

Yeah, here you generally have to seek out any mental health help on your own. Your normal doctor isn't likely to try to diagnose you or even refer you unless you ask for it or are in such bad shape that it's obvious and unignorable in the 15 to 20 or so minutes that they are with you.

Still, I dunno if that chart it accurate but it's believable.

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

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A slow, meditative joke video about a joke game. That said, around 5:00 when he upped the weather and wind for the "true professional player" I sorta lost it.   😛

...there's a 2022 version now, complete with ... multiplayer!

 

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For transparency, multiplayer is tested with 4 trees, but it should support up to 100.
Trees 5 and 6 are rocks. Trees 1-4 and 7-100 are normal trees.

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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really dumb, but I laughed:

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On 4/17/2021 at 10:45 AM, Skarpen said:

How exactly does one witness using a guillotine? 

Not a topic to lose your head over.

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