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Funny Stuff: Return of the Funny

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15 hours ago, teknoman2 said:

the Shrek inspired  sexual fantasy is inverse. he should be in the donkey costume and she in the dragon costume

Do you not know what pegging is?

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    27 minutes ago, Orogun01 said:

    Do you not know what pegging is?

    jesus warning, adult language!

     

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    I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

    Thomas Sowell

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    It's funny cause its true...

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    8 minutes ago, Raithe said:

    It's funny cause its true...

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    Does this apply to programming too?

    This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.

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    Fake it until you make it.  Or never do and become management.

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    5 hours ago, Raithe said:

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    Or all the money spent on keeping your physicality up, as that's your market value and the only thing you are known for? 

    Presented with no context whatsoever

    As is proper for a Tim & Eric skit.

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    "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

    3 hours ago, Darkpriest said:

    Or all the money spent on keeping your physicality up, as that's your market value and the only thing you are known for? 

    Or is it that Nigel Farage is rotten to the core, and it's working it's way outside? 🤔

    Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

    9 hours ago, Raithe said:

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    Or just being English.

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

    34 minutes ago, Malcador said:

    Or just being English.

    This man begs to differ

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    Edit: He's 80 BTW.

    Edited by Orogun01

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

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    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

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    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

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    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

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    1 hour ago, Guard Dog said:

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    This hits close to home, I had this very problem on monday morning. Had to reset password, called the call center that deals with that, they warn me that they can't reset the password for my access to the internal timetable and planning system, that was the same as my old password, cases and all.

    Typed in the password I got locked out of Windows with and got immediate access. -.-

      

    1 hour ago, Guard Dog said:

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    My kind of game! 😏

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    Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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