Orogun01 Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 15 hours ago, teknoman2 said: the Shrek inspired sexual fantasy is inverse. he should be in the donkey costume and she in the dragon costume Do you not know what pegging is? 1 1 I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilloutman Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 (edited) 27 minutes ago, Orogun01 said: Do you not know what pegging is? jesus warning, adult language! Edited September 17, 2020 by Chilloutman 2 I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 (edited) n/m Edited September 17, 2020 by rjshae "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard Dog Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 1 5 2 2 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 1 5 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoman2 Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 3 4 1 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneCommander Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 3 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 It's funny cause its true... 2 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 8 minutes ago, Raithe said: It's funny cause its true... Does this apply to programming too? 1 1 This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 Fake it until you make it. Or never do and become management. 1 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkpriest Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 5 hours ago, Raithe said: Or all the money spent on keeping your physicality up, as that's your market value and the only thing you are known for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyrock Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 Presented with no context whatsoever As is proper for a Tim & Eric skit. RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azdeus Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 3 hours ago, Darkpriest said: Or all the money spent on keeping your physicality up, as that's your market value and the only thing you are known for? Or is it that Nigel Farage is rotten to the core, and it's working it's way outside? Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 9 hours ago, Raithe said: Or just being English. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orogun01 Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 (edited) 34 minutes ago, Malcador said: Or just being English. This man begs to differ Edit: He's 80 BTW. Edited September 19, 2020 by Orogun01 2 I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneCommander Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard Dog Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 1 1 1 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard Dog Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 1 1 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard Dog Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 2 1 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard Dog Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 1 4 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Azdeus Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Guard Dog said: This hits close to home, I had this very problem on monday morning. Had to reset password, called the call center that deals with that, they warn me that they can't reset the password for my access to the internal timetable and planning system, that was the same as my old password, cases and all. Typed in the password I got locked out of Windows with and got immediate access. -.- 1 hour ago, Guard Dog said: My kind of game! Edited September 19, 2020 by Azdeus Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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