My advice is go to a strip club, those places are always friendly over Valentines day
I've never been to one; doesn't seem my style. The whole experience seems unpleasant TBH. I go in, they show off their bodies, then I leave sexually frustrated. Oh, and I have to pay money for that. No thanks.
EDIT: Wait, aren't you a feminist Bruce? I'm not expert on feminism, but I thought the objectification of women is supposed to be against the rules. Am I missing something?