Gromnir

suicide? sure. if your goal is a succesful suicide then we not see a problem... and police stand offs would NEVER occur if Gromnir's philosophy were employed by the police. HA! Good Fun!

can Gromnir try? >>> ... *** ### we were testing our psychic powers. if your head just exploded, please pm Gromnir at your earliest possible convenience. thank you. HA! Good Fun!

tangential observation: those individuals most in need of good advice is the persons least likely to accept it. take the first shot. sports, fighting, dating, business... works for everything. HA! Good Fun!

how doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail, and pour the waters of the Nile on every golden scale! how cheefully he seems to grin! how neatly spread his claws, and welcomes little fishes in with gently smiling jaws! HA! Good Fun!

never pass up the chance to take the first shot. *shrug* may be barbaric, but such a simple philosophy is responsible for much of our success in life. HA! Good Fun!

ok, now keep in mind that Gromnir only gots a vague notion of what is going on with this card stuff, but some of eldar's post 'bout josh were pretty amusing regardless. "Sawyer may invoke

... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> makes you wish that you were a used car salesman or real estate agent, no? HA! Good Fun!

as an aside, usc don't have even the most attractive co-ed population in southern california. sure, their cheerleaders are impressive, but then again so is the oakland raiders cheerleaders. you ever been to oakland? in so-cal, pepperdine is #1. a handful o' other schools is arguably worthy o' the number 2 spot, but usc ain't one of 'em. matt is a real trooper if he intends to bed all of usc's co-eds. HA! Good Fun! btw, the rumor that ucsb required photographs as part of their app process and had an unofficial "no ugly" rule during the 80s and early 90s is pure fiction.... it just seemed that way.

... so, Gromnir is 'posed to compare you folks to Gods? ... if there were a God o' underwear skid marks or cat hairballs MAYBE we might thinks o' one us posters... compare you to Gods, even the wacky and flawed Greek Gods, is seeming a bit of a stretch even for Gromnir's powerful imagination. HA! Good Fun!

Now now.. Stop barking and allow people to make their own judgements. More celebs.. Madonna. For hyping Kabbalah, turning it into some.. fashion thing. Tom Cruise, for running his Scientology crusade with an almost missionary zeal wherever he goes. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> maybe you ain't noticed, but it is impossible for Gromnir to make another person's "judgements." each man (gender neutral english usage,) will come to their own conclusions. nevertheless, if we had a friend who were buying a house and Gromnir knew that the house had defects, we would be a poor friend if we did not inform him of the house's problems. junai is a defect. is a defect of legendary status at the only other board we has encountered him. *shrug* am just being a good neighbor to fellow posters... informing them o' defects. oprah is #1-10, but we s'pose you could add most o' the espn sports anchors at #11. chris berman and howard cosell were kinda unique in that they believe(d) that they transcended the sports they were reporting... and the fans let 'em get away with it. never liked that, but since those guys were relative aberrations they amused us more than they irritated... but now it seems like every espn anchor has got keith olbermann disease. HA! Good Fun!

some of you may be aware of Gromnir's claim that we has only ever used the idiot or moron label for 2 folks we has come across during our time on game boards. sargy/soggy and junai is some folks on the alfa boards that still use the shorthand of "junai" to insult others for particularly stoopid posts. honest. HA! Good Fun!

understandable... but why then all the new editions? seems like they is trying to get folks who have working copies of nwn to buy the New & Improved edition... but the improved editions is little more than new packaging. am just wondering who falls for such ridiculous marketing games. HA! Good Fun!

haven't seen bg2 on shelves for a while... but it seems like every few months atari finds some way to repackage nwn; platinum and deluxe and supergrooveykewl editions that seem almost identical. atari is squeezing every penny out of that title... am just not sure who is the people buying these editions. HA! Good Fun!

should be a sticky on all internet message boards explaining what is irony... a real time saver that would be. for those who thinks that ironic and sarcastic is synonymous, we bash you upside the head with your state college degrees. just

... that were our point. you ain't soggie in disguise, is you? HA! Good Fun!

am tempted to answer your query. *shrug* HA! Good Fun!

oprah ... 'course if this gets back to her she will probably have our whole family killed. HA! Good Fun!

missed? nwn2 and new jersey? the 1/3 folks we not recognize? ... nope, not missed a thing. now get back to your card game

is good thing that Gromnir ain't doing the card submissions, 'cause we not knows who 1/3 of you is... and another 1/3 we ain't seen post beyond wot. obsidian better announce a new friggin project or else eldar's wacky card game is gonna be the most popular game being discussed on these boards... and if that ain't cause for concern/embarrassment... HA! Good Fun!

bah. we know lots of great women. most of our close friends is women, but they is women. women is different in spite of silly pc fruits who try to convince self that there ain't no real differences. wanna women friend who can bench 300+lbs and hit like a linebacker... drinks hard and knows Chicago Bears starting lineups? why would we want such a thing? met a few women like that and most is... scary. we like women in large part because of their differences. is not a flaw in them or us. HA! Good Fun!

allegorical: go to some of the forums for nwn persistent worlds... ask the older fans (folks in their late 20s and 30s) 'bout bg. is a unusual number of folks that had not played d&d for years... had not played since they were teens. bg is the game that resurrected their interest in d&d... though not necessarily interest in pnp. personally, we thought bg were an ok game, but not the supergroovykewl game that many folks seem to think it is

even while watching a football game? am liking women very much, but whe they asks us if we likes a particular coffee table or not when ND is down by 2 late in the 4th with a 3rd and 8... *shrug* we like women very much, and most we has met are at least as smart as Gromnir (setting the bar kinda low, no?) nevertheless, we likes to play rugby with the boys on saturday afternoons and we likes to talk sports and we likes to, on rare occasions, sit 'round with a bunch o' our friends and discuss angelina' jolie's merits w/o feeling guilty... and we ain't talking 'bout her acting chops neither. ... btw, we had a bunch o' lesbian friends at Cal, and it just weren't the same... though it were fun to kick their arses in basketball... 'cause we ain't real good at basketball. HA! Good Fun!

beware the Gromnir card. mega-offense and good defense... but no loyalty. person who draws the Gromnir card got a 50-50 chance of himself being attacked by it. HA! Good Fun!

"ye spent almost an entire post arguin' direct points that I's brought up, but becuz ya didna "quote" me, ya wasna respondin' ta me post???..." and 'bout 10 other people were saying the same things as you... all the nonsense 'bout ps:t not being a complete failure is hardly soggie's personal banner of futility. the thing is that your individual posts tends to lack any noticeable merit or rationality, so we respond to the other folks... right up until you actually asked to get a personal beating. happy now? "commercial failure, on any level, doesna necessarily equal "total failure"..."