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Uh... yes. Of course we can. :ph34r:

Interestingly enough, the focus of the LSL series (barring the last installment) wasn't sex. It was Al Lowe's particular brand of comedy genius. After all, EGA-powered eroticism isn't all that enticing.

And you call that a story? It didn't even have horse sex!

I believe Navarre, Hermann, and the MiB/WiBs explode when you knock them out, be it via electric prod or darts. But anyway, I don't think it would be much fun to play the whole game without killing anyone. Not that I favor wanton slaughter, but sometimes it can be annoying to get past certain points without somebody knocking an alarm or shooting at you. EDIT: No, actually they don't. Navarre and Hermann can't be knocked out and the MiB/WiB don't explode if you put 'em to sleep.

Is that the emoticon you use when you make a random comment with no relation to the post you're replying to and then lash out against anyone who notes it? Oh, nice. I've always thought we needed that one. "

Er... how about some K2 art?

Um, they are all connected, you know? :ph34r:

DoA Xtreme Beach Volley anyone? "

Uh, Baley. Flaming a moderator? Man, not even I would do that. :ph34r: This is probably the only aspect of the review that bothers me. I'm even willing to put up with an easy game if the story is good enough. But as with Bloodlines, I'm not going to support sloppy development by buying the game. I'll probably just rent it. "

Yes, please.

We decided on a third alternative last night, though apparently somebody forgot to post it. It appears you probably won't get to put your theory to the test, fortunately for you (and the rest). Trask Lives! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> In really, really tight pants! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Gluupor, Gluupor... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Don't do it, Gluupor!

How exactly is "well developed" equal to "100+ hours in length"? It appears that somebody has made a connection here that doesn't quite belong.

HA! Baley dodging the issue, and not very subtly, might I add. 21 here. But until I get a job and have children, I'm sure I'll still be for all intents and purposes rather childish myself. Though soon enough I'll be wearing military camos. Does that count for anything? BTW, this is one of those recurring threads...

No, you don't see them storming the plane. But a soldier greets you as soon as you get out and they have the whole terminal bottled tight. Yes, the return is... interesting. As I said, it's fun to try (and a very valid course of action).

I would settle for them posting them here.

I thought it was the Quake 3 engine that was going open source.

It's fun to try. A shotgun blast to the back of her head usually does the trick. But Lebedev gets it, regardless of what you do since UNATCO has the hangar surrounded.

What about Ender?

No. There is no Tekken Ball in T5. No minigames, save for Devil Within and the space shooter (and the "Tekken History" stuff). I hear that once you beat it, you can get some of the more expensive character customization items there, in place of some of the blue thingies. I can't confirm it, since I haven't been able to bring myself to beat that piece of crap, quite frankly.

Bloodlines! *cries himself to sleep*

Lei as far as I know is considered the bottom of the barrel in T5. But even at the competition level, that isn't such a big deal. With enough practice, I've read of people that reached the final stages of tournaments with Kuma or Jack. I don't pay attention to that, I tend to play with the characters I like, not with those that have 1337 sk1llz.

Jinpachi is a lame-o. His stun attack is faster than even some jabs, and there's nothing you can do to break the stun. This added to the move read can make him a pain in the ass. Fortunately, the AI is extremely stupid and there is always a move it doesn't know how to defend against. For example Jin/Devil Jin's d+1 connects about 95% of the time. The only real reason to beat Jinpachi is to unlock other characters, so it's just a matter of finding the killer move and spam it.

Nice.

Right. The same excuse as always.

Shame on you!