a girl walked up to me and said "If you were my dog I'd get your hair cut"
and I said "if you were my parrot you would learn to shut up!"
another time .. this time I was left speechless .. I had a contest with a friend about who could be the most obnoxius flirter! so we would walk up to a girl and say something like "Damn your ****** smells good" or something stupid .. so I did, but the girl replied "no, see me and my boyfriend was just outside and he pumped me full so it kinda stinks!" = (me)