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The time is ripe to invade Canada!!!!


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....and finish polar bears will come after.

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche


"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

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Be carefull you two. The Canadian military in response to the disposition of the government today took a second mortgage to purchase another catapult from the chinese. It's armed with beef infected with MadCow disease, SARS and Celine Dion.


Jaguars4ever is still alive.  No word of a lie.

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Muahaha... that was step 1 of the sneaky Danish plan for Hans Island... :thumbsup:

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein

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In the old west, if they were trying to track someone and felt they were close, they used to take a single horse out in the open. The horse, when seperated from the rest, will whiny. Any horses in the area would respond, giving up the position of any "hidden" horses.


Likewise, if you take a Canadian in the open, he will "eh?". Fire into the direction of any responses.

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Funniest thing about the whole thing: Polls show the goverment will be about the same when the next election is held, so this is completely pointless.

The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.


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