Rosbjerg

that was .. interesting.. and here I thought pimping cars was the lowest you could get! but kudos for talent! it takes alot of effort pulling that off!

seriously - this is a joke right? ...

well so long and thanks for all the fish.. hope you have a good summer!

the banana song! http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/bananaphone.html

careful what you say .. or my overpowerful (evil) martial art spirit will take over!

behold the most evil creature of all!!

exactly!

ah well .. I just thought you said bitch as in "yo ... bitch!" .. a loveable nickname for ladies!

no no .. you said a horny bitch .. that has nothing to do with personality! that just means she wants to have sex all the time .. I don't see anything at all wrong with that!

HUH???

if I was a hideous Alien overlord I would use this time point out a few things: You weak pathetic pig-smelly underlings of human waste! it is clear who the inferior race is!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA ... I'm human ....

that too ... If a woman is arrogant I find her physically unattractive .. J-Lo is a good example of that.. I think she's hideous!

hmm .. favorite beauty that's a tough one .. I would say someone like Elizabeth Hurley maybe (don't know why I just find her extremely hot)

hopefully both .. unfortunatly more often it's theoretical, but that's still useful..

I wasn't suprised that they liked it.. I was suprised at how much! ^_^ Most of us guys seriously underestimate girls sexual appetite, and don't know jack about how to get their appetite peaked! which is where close female friends come in very very handy!

this must be the longest thread of people just reciting things, not discussing or saying anything in context with the previous posts ..

so do I .. things have been slowly dying here..

and to Kaftan .. I have several poems I want to use, which 2 danish ones aren't 100% yet .. but here are the 2 I'm leaning towards: Dr

it has to be a freeform poem .. so we can't use jambo/haiku etc .. but I like you remix Hades_One althouh it's not entirely what I was trying to say! do you mind if I use it?? (not in the competition though, but I'll refere to you of course)

fixed ... and thanks! About a certain times mortality is related to the first line ... we all try to stop time, but it vaporizes nonetheless! maybe its "a certain time's mortality" as I'm talking about a moment (but don't want to use that word over and over again) and maybe it's a bit verbose .. but I like being "wordy" ..

Cake - I will survive uuhhh they do a good job with that song! much better than the original imho! :cool:

I'm participating in a contest .. And we need to present 4 poems, 2 in Danish and 2 in English .. I need some help reviewing the english ones (do they make sense, gramma etc) any comments good or bad will be appriciated! if it stinks you are free to tell me, since publishing a crappy poem would be a bad idea! ^_^ here goes: The Notion of an Expectation The present moment vaporizes in the notion of an expectation, when singular dreams engulfs the dying seconds, so that you, in the end, are left with a dreaming expectation, in the instant that you had a notion, about a certain times mortality. We all count on stagnant moments, frozen in notions and dreams, on an eternal passion which will shine its presence, saving us from time-emphasized losses, and enclose us in a self-satisfying view of our own transience. All in all we are quite optimistic. ---- The Complete Human Being The emptiness we feel in others presence, is the symptom of the actual existence we lack. That feeling which is left unsaid, is the result of our own unattainability. Stirring and stagnant we put our own existence into perspective, against the emptiness, against the very idea that constitutes the complete human being. We are the living contrast, who hate our own beloved existence, we are the words we create, but in creating them we form ourselves, so our complete human being is a product of an incomplete comprehension, a fragmented mind which tries desperatly to remake itself. Like a broken mirror trying to reflect the world, we describe it to feel whole. We are the complete human being! ---- and there you have it .. unfortunalty my english skills have eroded over time so I'm not as confident in my abilities anymore .. which is why I need your help! - Rosbjerg

It would be pretty freaky to one day wake up and be confronted with the fact that you are the only one who have ever posted on these boards .. and that all the members here are offsprings of your imagination!

yeah .. ever tasted Big Kahuna? .. supposed to be a hawain burger or something!?

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