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Elliott Smith -- Southern Belle

Its learning to be a hippie douche bag, or just being too lazy to do alot of math.

Christians generally don't like movies that depict magic unless the "power" is granted by Jehovah. Anything else is a consider witch craft or simply dark arts. As Taks likes to point out alot, Christians are usually seen as less intelligent by your average college graduate or personal computer user.

No way, thats totally CGI

You two are related, right?

I can't say that I'm really scared, but I am kind of scared.

"I was talking Peachy Peach about Kissy Kiss. You buy me a soda? You buy me a soda. You by me a soda and you try molest me in the parking lot. Hip hip hip"

Furbies!!!!!!!!!!!

You'll find out in a minute <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But you won't know anythings happen until you're already mildly sore

I think Vrook least deserved his fate, people hate him because he was grumpy, but he probaly just had a swollen prostate, or a shrunken colon

Elliott Smith - Clementine

Ya it goes almost exactly like that

The Shins- Caring is Creepy

I thought that guy ate himself to death. Prefuse73 -- Between a Man and Woman Next maybe Rev. Al Green

Being colorblind can be tough,

Prefuse73- Gratis(Pedrovs.Prefuse) I'm not usually into electronica or trip hop or whatever the kids are calling it now days, but this guy is pretty damn good

Executive Producing is much different then just "Producing" in the film industry. My guess is he'll approve some things, be at some press conferences and then collect a check at the end of things, that is unless he wants to flush his career down the toilet and actually work on the Halo movie

Like inside his suit he's filled with nugat?

partisan politics are "stupiding up the batch" as the previous posting suggest. The best thing about the Onion is that they don't have an agenda other then to make people laugh.

Ya Yoda would have kicked Voggendaus's ass anytime

I own all three systems and I would personally rate them as so: X-box Game Cube PS2 Sometimes I like to look at my PS2 and wish it was something useful, like a landmine, or a suicide pill, or any other Sony product.

That doesn't make it any less funny Exar Kun, my love for you is like a berserker

I hope that Michael's parents aren't too shook up, and to keep in mind that now they have someone to watch the cat so that they can go on that trip they've been putting off. Also Michael is very adept at taking out the trash and can probaly handle washing the dishes on most nights.

Too true, being cynical is one of the easiest things, don't half-ass it