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Laozi

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  1. Starburst 'cept the pink ones, save those for tomorrow.
  2. ^^Good song, I'm more of a But On Second Thought fan. John Coltrane -- A Love Supreme: Psalm [Live]
  3. Pixies -- I've Been Tired
  4. I've heard that, but Jesus liked to touch himself, and he just went to purgatory.
  5. Its not my heart that isn't pure, its these hands, they're always in to something they shouldn't, oh there they go again.
  6. Its a tie between Genderbender and The Homo-erotic Assassin: Manuceles
  7. Direct lines of reasoning don't work for Hades
  8. Jets to Brazil -- Sea Anemone "the curtain's a sea anemone in the way it sways to the slow breeze I lie spread out on the floor looking at these things and most of them are yours"
  9. Laozi

    NHL

    'Hawks continue their trend of making either baffling moves or sitting on their hands, I'm not sure which to file signing Lalime under, baffling?
  10. Laozi

    I'm back

    This guys a narc :ph34r:
  11. apples and poppy seed dressing
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    NHL

    Unfortantly its probaly going to be hard for you guys to trade pronger until a couple of the soon-to-be free agents sign with someone, but I wouldn't be surprised if someone worked out a sign and trade deal. I imagine they'll be a big push in Chi-town to get Lidstrom if he makes it to FA(which I doubt) as sort of revenge for the Chelios thing, and I guess I could see him paring up with Aucion, but something tells me they'll be going after Chara even though he's almost sure to cost way to much. I guess I'm hoping they try and get two guys like a Markov and a Kupa especially since Jovanovski seems dead set in going back to Florida.
  13. Propagandhi -- Gifts
  14. Ya, its that guy, basicially his girlfriend is filming it and you see this bear chomp down on his skull and goes to shaking him and he starts yelling at his girlfriend to get the hell out of there, but apparently she doesn't. Its one of those things that you can never un-see. edit: I should note that there is a controversy about the film since both the director and some of the guy's friend swear there was only audio and no video of the actual event.
  15. I saw the bear thing at my friend sherman's the other day, I think somehow both he and his girlfriend get eaten.
  16. This isn't going to be that guy getting eaten by that bear, 'cause I don't want to see that again.
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    Comics

    Crap, isn't that always the way, well I'm sure they'll do a prequel and we can see them then.
  18. My problem is if they have the technology to get here and they know that water can kill them, why the hell would they go after a planet thats surface is 71% water, its retarded. Edit: I did laugh really hard when Mel Gipson ran around the house yelling "I'm insane with anger."
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    Comics

    I see Darth Nihl there, but wheres Darth Zilch?
  20. Its a bit different as they don't crush Skid Row in a softball game or anything, but its definitely the best of the series. It really is a must-see for any Pantera fan. You'll laugh through the whole thing.
  21. Reservoir Dogs I love this film, one of my favorite parts is when you see Tim Roth's character freak out after getting shot in the stomach, it was really the first film I remember a character doing such. Has anyone seen the chinese movie that Tarantino "borrowed" from scene for scene?
  22. My uncle had a bunch of those giant co-op at his house and I remember really going nuts over dig dug. For a little while I knew what Rick Shroeder must have felt like on that show Silver Spoons
  23. No, I actually got beat up a couple of times in highschool by large gangs of cowboys. You know typical "only a queer would listen to this **** ****" type things. It was all pretty typical cliche highschool stuff until one of our friends flipped out and brained a kicker with the truck of his skateboard. Propagandhi -- Nationstates
  24. I'm kind of doing the same thing, but with Propagandhi. I always get a good laugh when singing this song out loud. Less Talk More Rock I'd like to actively encourage the toughest man to dance As hard as he can to this, my song. And bring your stupidest friends along. We wrote this song because it's ****ing boring To keep spelling out the words that you keep ignoring. And your macho **** won't phase me now. It just makes us laugh, we got your cash, Court-jester take a bow. Because did you know that when I was nine, I tried to **** a friend of mine? HE was 8, then I turned 10. 14 years later it happened again (with another friend). This time me on the receiving end. And all the fists in the world can't save you now. Cuz if you dance to this, Then you drink to me and my sexuality. With your hands down my pants by transitive property
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