Laozi

And actually Jordan came back mid-way through the 2nd season and they lost to the pacers I believe in the playoffs

I've only eaten at Hooters once, my boss made me eat there on our lunchbreak, and its just awkward. I would think being naked would be preferential to that goofy get-up they make them wear.

You mention "The Lube" and Long John Silvers, whats up with all this superliminal funny stuff?

Those flesh sandwiches? WTF they suck, never listen to Mothman the Fat

The best places are usually local dives, in Austin I'd say Hilberts or Dirty's are the best place to get a greasey burger and a chocolate malt. As for mexican food its probaly Maudie's, Bush gets it sent up to Washington D.C. every couple of weeks or so.

Plus Hakeem is one of the nicest "famous" people I ever met, he spent about twenty min. with my friends and I signing all kinds of stuff and even dunked two basketball. I got so excited I almost wet myself.

Evil, Evil, Evil, Evil, and Ken -- I Thought Satan Wasn't Short

No, Mikan played with Slater Martin, a Texan and Hall of Famer, and I believe atleast one other, but I'm not sure. No, Hakeem Olajuwon's first title in '94. "Hakeem was at the pinnacle of his career. In that year, he became the only player in NBA history to win MVP, Finals MVP and Defensive Player of the Year in the same season. Olajuwon's fame was well-deserved, as the Rockets team was probably one of the most lightly-loaded championship teams of all time. Neither the other starters (Robert Horry, Otis Thorpe, Vernon Maxwell and Kenny Smith) nor sixth man Sam Cassell were considered stars at the time, documented by the fact that Hakeem was the only Rockets All-Star player that year [3]." Now you can almost argue that Horry will be in the Hall of Fame, but not for the conventional reasons, he's just hit big shots at big moments, and in no way lead any team to a championship. You might be able to argue that the Pistons team that won it a couple of years ago won't have anymore then one Hall of Famer on it, but I guess we'll have to see how that plays out.

Supermemory, wtf? So did he have super sense of humor too? Seriously?

A chimichunga -- which I guess is just a deapfried burrito, I dunno

Jordan won 0 championships without Scottie Pippen. Infact theres only been one player to win a championship in basketball without atleast one other Hall of Famer on his team

This is a pretty typical summer day in my hometown.

You mighty be interested that there is an extremely young Steve Earl hanging out with Guy Clarke on the Heartworn Highways movie I'm listening to: "I think we're going crazy Things don't even faze me Her left eye is lazy Nicotine and gravy Miracles amaze me She looks so Israeli Love the way she plays me I think I'm going crazy I don't want to die tonight I don't want to die tonight... "

Thanks, during the winter everything is pretty barren in my hometown, let me get you a picture of what it looks like now.

This again:

You're just high, thats the old hermit who lives on an old abandoned golfcourse outside Austin. Townes Van Zandt's portion of Heartworn Highways. If you've never seen it before you shold definitely try, Townes sings this song that makes this old blacksmith cry, its too good.

Was she drunk? What am I saying, of course she was. Does anyone know the date for the draft?

hmmm... The comparison of rugby to football is a little over done. I mean rugby could be a real tough sport, you know, if the British weren't the ones playing it all the time.

Loser

Not in the traditional Darth fashion, but it was rumored the Emperor called him "Soft-Hands Luke". Why? No one really knows.

Baseball is going to be boring unless you really know whats going on pitch by pitch. Most of the best baseball games I've seen involved little scoring because both pitcher were really on.

Why Eldar, I never knew you cared

You look kind of bat$hit crazy there. They say its never a good idea to post your picture on the internet, but I grew a beard once. It was after christmas during a brief period I spent cloistered at my parents house consuming nothing put southwest eggrolls and Coors Banquet beer. I guess I've got an unusally good game of pocketpool going on or something

Strawberry bananna smoothie I got from Jumba Juice earlier today

Rome: Total War.....again