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Another win tonight as the 'Hawks slowly build towards respectability. I still kind of grimace every time I hear Bondra's name gets called, but I might be getting over it. Lasse Kukkonen is some kind of mechanized penalty golem.

and dairy is rape

I have to admit to being dumbstruck that you know football at all. Goes to show you can't judge a grimoire by its exterior. Well, my Iggles made the playoffs, and on the way beat T.O. and the Cowboys twice on the way, so this season is basically a great already. I'd like to pick them for the Superbowl, but missing the franchise's alltime best offense player, and arguably one of its two best defensive player (Jevon Kearse) will probaly end up being too much. They have enough to beat Elisa Manning and the G-men, but thats as far as things get. Seattle will lose another superbowl, this time to the Chargers, who are lead by Texas product and greatest football player ever: LaDamian Tomlinson. Alas, if only things worked as they should and L.T. and Vince Young occupied the Texan's backfield together, infinite championships would be ours.

A few I have on hand: You ever notice how people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? People come up to me and say, "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile." "Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?" I am a comedian and poet, so anything that doesn't get a laugh

One of my favorites movies. I just watched another of my favorites, Pale Rider.

I can't believe Slapshot isn't your #1 pick, and none of the Mighty Ducks movies can make your hockey top three? Not even the one where they beat the mean, bad Icelanders? Notes On A Scandal Kate Blanchett is a smoking hot lesbian, Kriea comes in, messes everything up. Good movie all and all, got me a second date.

I remember someone vaguely saying something to that point earlier. Right now I just hopre they can get their offense going, and perhaps everything else will sort of work itself out.

Ah, page 66. Something live by Wesley Willis. The lyrics are not really discernable, but you can clearly make out when he is headbutting the audience members.

<_< I remember my first stint with being somewhat sexually aroused. I could not have been older then 4 or 5 and I had this hot babysitter. She was the daughter of one of my mom's friends and in highschool if I remember correctly. Anyways, I used to be deathly afraid of the dark so we slept in the same sleeping bag together and I vividly remember getting this feeling in my pants when my leg brushed against her smooth, shaven, womanly leg. Oh, god I remember those being some of the best two days of my young life. Staying up late watching movies, eating all the Pepperidge cookies I wanted, dancing my heart out to Thriller. Alas, Cindy Adamschauch, where are you now, now that I need you? If only I had stolen that kiss like I had wanted to.

Come'on, Getty Lee, best bass player of alltime. Tsutchie ~ Silver Children

When I was in China and Indonesia everywhere I went people would yell this at me and stick their babies in my face. For the longest time I thought they were saying "Lousy, Lousy" and trying to ward me off with dirty diapers. Slowly I began to realize that it was pretty much the same there as it is in America, to the people I appeared to be a living god. I've used the name ever since to remind myself how carried away people can get when you're as beautiful as I am, and also to remember all the illegitamate children I've left behind.

Aw man, Operation Dumbo Drop again, Kor you've got to get some new movies. Charade, funny movie, and Audry Hepburn is tres hottt in it.

oops :"> I didn't mean to misrepresent things, I meant 30yrs. without a fair trial.

Hmmm.... Reminds me a bit about that Native American who was somehow involved in a shootout which ended in a couple of dead FBI agents. I believe he's been locked up for about twenty or so yrs. without a trial.

Its all in how you look at it. The Michigan defense only played one bad quarter, and in the second half Ohio State really could not stop the Michigan running game. Mostly though, what really makes me want to see it is all the Ohio St. fans who say it wouldn't be fair to make Ohio St. play them again. If you're the true national champion then you can beat any team anywhere, not just at home. UT beat USC last year basically in USC's backyard, and I doubt this year will be anywhere close, but Michigan would put up a better game with its massive offensive line and it's nearly pro-calibur defense then Florida's gimick offense and mediocre defense. Florida has two things working for it: 1. Meyers is a great coach, he won at Utah St. of all places(although alot of his players there were @26+ yrs. old) 2. An Ohio St. Michigan matchup only involves one small region of the country, something that even though its not suppose to, will influence votes. MOD EDIT - Fixed quote. tarna

I watched SNL for the first time in forever, good to see Jack Black is finally running his course.

The Basketball Diaries I had always pointed towards this movie to trump Leo over Brad Pitt in the I probaly shouldn't be but I am acting department, but after seeing this again I'm not sure what to think. Well, atleast he didn't try a British accent in this one.

Yeppers

Three game winning streak since they dropped Yawney, no way you can survive with a name like that. The Hawks could really get on a good run here if they keep playing well.

Johnny Cash -- The Long Black Veil

It was a great game last time, it probaly would be better this time. Michigan just shouldn't be penalized for losing to Ohio St. in Columbus. Michigan would be the only team left that wouldn't be "backing in" to the championship game. In anycase, this year is somewhat a dissappointment with no Vince Young vs. Reggie Bush matchup to decide the National Championship. Troy Smith is a pretty good player, but he not much more then a poorman's Vince Young

Top to bottom the SEC is the deepest conference in college football, but there are no elite teams, and the fact that Arkansas lost last week and was blown out by USC earlier will hurt them. Florida doesn't really belong in the National Title game. Michigan 1 loss to Ohio St. > Florida 1 loss to Auburn

You've seen one yule straw goat, you've seen them all.

Long ago there was a master mountain climber. That man would climb very tall mountains. But no one had ever seen those mountains, so they couldn't understand how amazing it was. So the man continued to climb even higher mountains. The next day and the next. This way he could make everyone know how amazing he was. And finally, the man began to live on the mountain and became an evil thing.

I've got asthma