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Laozi

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  1. Blue Bell Ice Cream
  2. Laozi

    NHL

    Yeah not really the way to endear yourself to your new team and its community. I didn't really catch exactly where the incident happened though?
  3. Damn, just when we had the aliens convinced we didn't have enough natural resources left to make invasion worthwhile.
  4. Tom Jobim -- Se Todos Fossem Iguais a Voc
  5. Laozi

    NHL

    Apparently Mark Bell is involved in some sort of felony hit-and-run deal while driving drunk. Sorry Hurlshot.
  6. Still not as good as my laserdisc version :cool:
  7. I dunno, I've never really listened to Radiohead, I've got a housemate now who mopes around and tells me how great Radiohead is atleast twice a day, and thinks it would be really "cool" if we learned some of their songs so he can live out some mastubatory fantasies. On the other hands I've notice he always has atleast two girls in the house, so his angle can't be totally wrong. Miles Davis -- Autumn Leaves
  8. Radiohead -- Karma Police My housemate just got a DVD with it, never saw the music video before, pretty funny really.
  9. I would probaly use the piss defense and hope that my titan captor believed it would give him warts or some such. If that didn't work then I would release my bowl like the nobel canine. Not that anything like that has ever happened to me. "
  10. Have you tried rotating it to the left and uninverting the mouse?
  11. Jawbreaker -- Jinx Removing
  12. A Texan if I'm not mistaken
  13. The French Connection decided to bring out an old favorite
  14. Elliott Smith -- Clementine
  15. Laozi

    NHL

    Chicago second to last, wtf? Ruutu is going to need to crack a few skulls to get us some respect it seems. And Bell is pretty good, not the best skater or shooter, but he'll make things happen by going bat-sh1t crazy at the goal and then harshing the other team's melo.
  16. Screeching Weasel -- Cool Kids
  17. You and Bj
  18. Dramarama -- Anything, Anything
  19. Mos Def -- Umi Says
  20. The price you pay for having an extremely stupid belief system.
  21. Sonic Youth -- Shadow of a Doubt Harmonics
  22. Most people don't move as well with a load in their pants, you still carry the same weight just in an awkward place, and plus you have to "tone down" your movements as to not allow said substance to escape down you legs.
  23. Force bowel expullsion: enemies get a -5 to movment and -8 charisma
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