Laozi

Oh, is that what they wanted, then that's easy then: Magic Carpet Ride -- Steppenwolf

This made me laugh and some soft drink came out my nose.

I've already had my own sex and video game conference and man, are my arms tired.

Well, I guess its something unpredictable, but in the end you're right I hope you have the time of your life.

I have a 20gig mp3 player, so too many to list, but I like how you differentiated between Greenday's stuff, that's funny.

The Pixies -- Rock Music

Are you trying to tell us you're a big Winger fan?

Radiohead -- Karma Police

A woman can be a Sith Lord, if she can do an adaquate job with a Sith Lord's laundry. Upon the "separation of the whites" she then becomes a full-fledged Lord of the Sith.

Resident Evil 4 I swear I keep hearing noises outside my window :ph34r:

For some reason I would have guessed Ugly Kid Joe

As someone born tragedically beautiful I am somewhat offended that you "norms" feel that through a few surgeries you can make youself presentable. Most of us can spot some "work" such as the ever common nose job a mile away and shun those accordingly, but I can tell you that everyone of us deep down fears that one of you have somehow infiltrated our ranks and is living among us. I fear that the only way we can be sure is to have some sort of registry done at birth, and we can closely moniter your development through the pubescent years to make sure nothing like this can happen. Even then I would wonder if we would be doing enough.

Being selfish is wrong, since inherently you totally suck.

She's pretty funny but could really only be an elven princess with down's syndrome

Like I said they're actually not bad at all, better or on par with most cafeteria food. I do remember at MMA though, while bivouacing, we had to eat them cold, since they didn't trust most of the kids with fire. A sad fate, but much less sad then waking up with your surroundings on fire. ^_^

What's good luck one day can turn out to be bad luck the next, look towards STDs as a clear example of such an occurance. I would say that I have been extremely fortunate in my life, but I don't like to tempt fate. " *Note these two statements have little or nothing to do with each other*

In the most important games of the year the Rangers as a team as really sucking it up. To me, Jagr is alot like Kobe Bryant, in that he'll take most of the shots, get most of the points, but really won't make anyone around him better by playing as a team. Sure some guys will benefit from the "doubleteams" but not consistantly, not in the way that makes a team great through great passing. Plus Thornton shows up on defense, and as I remember hockey is one of those two way sports. I'm a little surprised that with the big surge that Brodeur isn't getting more hype. If theres one team that wouldn't be anywhere near the playoffs without one player its the Devils, but it seems that people are pretty well used to him playing that way. All and all I guesss I'd rather see the award go to someone who wasn't a goalie, though

Its probaly a tie between Sonic Youth, Fugazi, and Wilco.

I got my fill of the Chicken Spagetti at MMA, but for the most part the rest are pretty good, and plus they come Tabasco Sause and stuff, I always take a few when going on longer camping trips incase I don't catch any fish or something.

Ya, Wilco puts on a pretty mean show live, but its hard to be that song in the context of A Ghost is Born Johnny Cash -- I Got Stripes

Wilco -- Handshake Drugs

Flaming Lips' songs need a gong to really be "centered" well. Jawbreaker -- The Boat Dreams From the Hill

Peter Venkman responding to Audrey, upon her asking for some time off, Ghostbusters. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good catch, but I though it was Ann Potts

Darth Drabek is easily the best Darth.

I have no doubt that someone with your unique qualifications will have no trouble finding a new job in either the food service or housekeeping industries. Best of luck.