Laozi

Not in the traditional Darth fashion, but it was rumored the Emperor called him "Soft-Hands Luke". Why? No one really knows.

Baseball is going to be boring unless you really know whats going on pitch by pitch. Most of the best baseball games I've seen involved little scoring because both pitcher were really on.

Why Eldar, I never knew you cared

You look kind of bat$hit crazy there. They say its never a good idea to post your picture on the internet, but I grew a beard once. It was after christmas during a brief period I spent cloistered at my parents house consuming nothing put southwest eggrolls and Coors Banquet beer. I guess I've got an unusally good game of pocketpool going on or something

Strawberry bananna smoothie I got from Jumba Juice earlier today

Rome: Total War.....again

"don't ever bring a whore around," I tell my few friends, "I'll fall in love with her." I remember my friend Jesse uttering those lines to our friend Ryan about his girlfriend, luckily Ryan never read the book so he never really understood. Different worlds colliding there. The Sun Also Rises

Ghostface Killah -- Nutmeg The Dave Chappell sketch I saw last night "Keepin' It Real" made me think about this song.

The Exile, easy.

My roomate is watching Gummo. I can really only watch up until the guy pimps out his retarded sister, then the urge to go to Ohio and start killing people becomes too great.

^^Cool, cool. If you find it I'd like to see it. Fishbone -- Bonin' In The Boneyard

massive breakfast taco and a soooooodddddddaaaaaaa

That one brings me back.... albeit to the mid-90s when I was listening to a lot of Fishbone and the Mighty Mighty Bosstones. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yea, they're really no more 80's then say Jane's Addiction, but them and Bad Brains were the only quasi-ska bands I ever listened too, and it helps with them that unlike Bad Brains most of their members weren't bad2hit crazy, just that one who joined the cult and of course the guy who tried to free him, hmmmmm, maybe its time to rethink who was crazier after all.

Fried lice, gross

Bus Dem Shut -- Bob Marley

peanuts

and also its free, how could you beat that?

Fishbone -- Party at Ground Zero Yes, yes, oh god yes. Thanx LadyCrimson

Social Distortion -- Prisonbound

To me it sounds like you might have contracted that mutated strand of syphilis thats been making its way around china and russia. I believe its been called rotchakawlkoff and there is no known cure, only treatment.

Elder, have I told you lately that I love you? Twang Twang Shock-A-Boom -- Nicotine Queen

I listen to Modest Mouse a little mostly Sad Sappy Sucker, but its a little too spastic for my taste. Propagandhi -- Head, Chest, or Foot

Well plus that would totally screw Master Blaster

ass curvature

The last time hmmm.... I kind of cried a little when Eddard Stark died or was killed rather. Strangely enough not the first time I read it, but the second. The last time I had a real go at crying was when we saw my friend's dog get run over. I really loved that Jack Russel and to see that happen really tore me up. That was atleast 18 months ago. Before that it had to be my grandmother's funeral. To be honost we were not all that close, but thats the only time I've ever seen my father cry and to see him like that, god that sucks.