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Laozi

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  1. I really got frustrated during that Czerka employee thing too. Atleast its consistently bad and not randomly bad
  2. Dumbass. <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
  3. Ya isn't there alot of sex and violence in the Dannish version, even some beastialities?
  4. The trick is when she hits you scream like a little girl, then when she turns in disgust, nail her in the kidneys. Atleast thats how I beat up all the girls
  5. Vector Prime is the nadir of starwars novels, and if not certainly close to it. Where as before I had always enjoyed Salvatore's work, and believed his work well above the carping that most fantasy writers endure, he certainly did himself no favors in writting that "rag".
  6. I hope to god that Constantine doesn't
  7. They've been crap for the past several years. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think they reached their zenith with "Terry Tate Office Linebacker"
  8. You are the Steve Vai of fantasy art "
  9. Man, you must have e.s.p. or something
  10. I got to say I think its kind of weird that you know that, I mean I couldn't tell you on monument in Denmark, I guess my ignorance isn't limited to Denmarkian stuff either.
  11. You remind me of that kid Finny in A Seperate Peace with your games and what not. Watch your back, one of your friends may try to kill you
  12. They should just nix the whole dual wielding thing.
  13. I'm not sure, but my money would be on that George Bush went to private school, and had about a C average
  14. Oh , I also didn't know Darque was a guy, but oh well
  15. Well its a little know factt that the mandalorians are indeed amphibians, and can switch sex when in need.
  16. I didn't think Magnolia was too bad, I'll always imagine that Tom Cruise is really like that at home. I forget the actor's name who played the cop, but he was priceless
  17. I guess he means me theres atleast two people in my apartment who scored significantly higher then I did. The worse part is ones my roommate so now for the next couple of weeks I'm going to have to endure how its amazing someone with my "affliction" (ADHD) even score higher then 130. Whats funny is my friend whos easily the most intelligent person I know only scored 122 or something like.
  18. I try to get back to the house as fast as I can to call for help
  19. Well I still don't see how it really works, what if you're colorblind?
  20. It boldly went where all Star Trek has gone before
  21. 144.....is that divisible by twelve? Anyway I'm a genie. And I've been playing hours of Dynasty Warriors 3 and drinking nothing but chocolate milk, and only got 3 hrs. of sleep due to my insomnia. I've never taken an I.Q. test before, are they all like that? I bet this is actually an anti-I.Q. test where they're really testing how dumb you are.
  22. When I run I listen to the theme song to Sanford and Son and imagine myself hauling junk and having a heart attack
  23. They just should never make video games out of movies, unless its really good like Mortal Kombat 18
  24. I'm eating this sandwich +10 and its awesome
  25. ::yawn::
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