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While Im sure you're being sarcastic, its a good question. Asking nicely doesnt work and with every form of inconveniencing them being classified as torture, we're left with few option until reliable chemical or mechanical forms are discovered.

Once you boil away the cultural incidentals, what your left with is an armed person. Why a sikhs would be legally able to carry a dagger, you know, to defend someone else, and a regular citizen wouldnt be afforded the same rights kinda answers itself doesnt it?

Obama: "WTF did I just eat?" Wife: "Hold it in honey, dont do like Bush."

"Pull my finger, in 3D!"

Congrats! In anticipation of tomorrows crapton of snow (10-12"), Ive submitted for the day off. Also, I hate Chicago.

Damn thing has a mind of its own doesnt it?

Link?

That sounds like the worst idea ever for flooring material. Easily stained/punctured/cut, wouldnt last five munites in my household but I can appreciate that it would look good.

I know I'm bad and wrong, but I can't help thinking how terribly pretty she is. But I agree her music is awful. I've decided to install steel floors. Well, not really, but it would be cool. On a Modernist kick huh? First the business cards and now the floor.

You shut your filty mouth!

*pats back* Don't worry champ, there's always a next time. With only a .2% chance of dropping, and then you have to win the roll, that "next time" could be a long way off.

Crikey, blimey and bloody hell. Can't fiqure out is that epic dedication or some sort of sickness A little of column A, a little of column B.

Was playing WoW yesterday and we were tearing up Tempest Keep. The last boss falls and unbelievably Ashes of Al'ar drops! To non-WoW players that doesnt mean anything but you have to understand, thats like seeing Bigfoot. You always hear about it but nobody has it. In 5+ years of playing I've only ever SEEN it once and here it was, within my grasp. There were only 12 of us there so I had an unbelievable opportunity to win it but alas, I didnt.

I dont think Ive seen even one new episode this season. Ive got 4-5 on my DVR and I just cant muster up the energy to watch them.

Er, you mean Enoch answered Hurlshot's question?

I saw Avatar 3D on Saturday and wow, I was blown away. Granted, I dont think Ive seen a 3D movie since Jaws 3 in 3D so there was a lot of room to be amazed but I was shocked and amazed by how good the visuals were. Gone were the cheesy cardboard 3D glasses, to be replaced with a sturdy pair of plastic ones, kinda like the cheap sunglasses you would get at Walmart. It was so seamless, so perfectly integrated, that I dont think it would be the same movie in mundane 2D. The story was fine and what would normally be a taxing 2h 40m flew right by. And I couldnt believe it but the theater was still packed.

I wish WoW offered a lifetime subscription, Id be on that like a bum on a bologna sandwich.

A study from 13 years ago:

All month The Incedible Hulk has been running on HBO and I love it. Dunno why but ever time I see it on the guide I watch it. Just one of those movies I can watch over and over, like Hellboy.

"Thats not a knife, THIS is a knife."

Those poor bastards cant catch a break:

Huh, theres no more Yugoslavia. You learn something new every day.

Heres a list of games he's credited with.

I think its brilliant. Not only do we sit on our own reserves of coal but oil also. Granted our oil isnt the highest grade (sweet light) and requires more processing, but I would rather buy up and consume everyone elses oil and save our own for the real emergencies.