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Gfted1

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  1. I dont think Ive had "one get away" in my adult life but I did have an epic fail in high school. There was this one girl I lusted after for three years and finally during my senior year I got her. She was stunningly beautiful. We were all set to go to a Halloween keg party when she went and got in trouble with her parents and couldnt go, so she sent her fat friend along to escort me. This is where my tale turns tragic. A heroic amount of drinking led to me sleeping with the fatty, who immediately reported back to the hottie. Hottie dumps me. I am sad.
  2. By Tuesday night there were over 700 cars abandoned on Lake Shore Drive (the street right next to Lake Michigan and a major artery for downtown traffic). The were all towed at no expense to the owner and then the plowing could begin. It just reopened this morning.
  3. Back at work today after the third highest snow amount in Chicago's history. The side roads are still a mess but at least the highway is plowed and salted. O'Hare airport reported 20.2 inches of snow.
  4. LOL, those additional photshops were hysterical.
  5. Hint: It's related to the positioning of Egypt on the map. Ahem, yes of course. I knew that, I was just testing everyone.
  6. From last November.
  7. I still dont get it. Is it because "SECY" could read like "SEXY" if you squint real hard?
  8. That was magnificent.
  9. Thats about my average too, having only once in my life gotten below 100. Golfing for us is usually an excuse to get all liquored up and make fun of each other as we all stink at the game.
  10. Well I must admit Wals, you have a way of saying things that makes me laugh out loud quite often.
  11. SOLD! I cant believe its coming out in a few months and this is the first Ive even heard of it, Im due for a good DK fix. I played the wheels off the first one but the second I never finished.
  12. Saturday the 14th maybe?
  13. Lets see. WoW costs me $180.00/year ($15.00 x 12) and last year was a banner year for me wrt buying games. Bought FO:NV, Torchlight, Borderlands and BG1 of which I didnt finish any. Guess Im not hardcore. All only games that have interested me so far this year are Diablo III and Dues Ex: HR.
  14. And just to throw it out there, if she is willing to mess around on him, shes probably capable of messing around on you. Perhaps you dodged a bullet?
  15. Contains cursing so possibly NSFW.
  16. Unless your future rent is less than what you are getting out of your tenant, maybe move back into your condo? Yikes! I remember 10 years ago bitching about my daughters (then) daycare costs of $600/month, $1200 is just insane. Have you considered using a liscensed private at-home mother for daycare? Its usually significantly less expensive. @theslug: Just follow your weiner.
  17. Hold up, a company wants to charge more for faster speeds and more bandwidth? Those bastards!
  18. Stupid question, but I'm assuming that "Nukes" is some kind of role in the army.. or a technician handling nukes? No, "Nukes" are the guys that work on and maintain the nuclear reactors that power most US aircraft carriers.
  19. ^I wonder if Scotty gave it to them.
  20. ^Just FYI, at least back in the 90's, Nukes were one of the fastest advancing and had the highest SRB (Service Reenlistment Bonus) in the entire Navy.
  21. Happy (belated) Birthday!!!!
  22. Nah, mkreku hails from the land of fiber optics. It must have been a Steam-side problem.
  23. C'mon Volourn, read my sentence again and let it settle it. No need to say the same thing you've already said 5-6 times. We all get it.
  24. Lol, would I steer you wrong? Its a link to IMDb (International Movie Data Base) which lists all movies made, but specifically, the link goes to the B-movie "The Human Caterpillar", which is what Nightshapes picture references.
  25. But in this case you are forced to preorder if you want all the NPC's, right?
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