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Our family gathering went off without a hitch and it looked like a good time was had by all. My kid was grousing a little bit about still having to sit at the "kids table" and when I pointed out that there was no room at the "adult table", I was asked to "make room" next time. My wife really hit it out of the park with cooking dinner, which isn't her strong suit, and there were loads of leftovers going home with everyone. That made her happy that everyone liked it. Afterward we watched Godzilla vs. Mothra. What a weird movie.

Its like a window to my soul.

Aw crap, and hes the one that accidentally ran her over! I don't know if I'd be able to live with myself if I did that.

Is it "dark side" to use the force for creature comforts? Say I wanted to hover instead of walk or I left my beer downstairs so I make it fly up to my hand...is that dark side?

Hehe, the force is just telekineses with "jazz hands". But you are right, I probably would start abusing it.

I dunno GD. Not having to get up to get something would be pretty damn useful.

Regarding Yoda, does "the Force" extend a users lifespan or did he live 900 years because thats what his species is capable of?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB4I68XVPzQ

Eight.

Happy Easter! We're hosting dinner this year so the whole fam is coming over Sunday and we are cooking a honey baked spiral cut ham and lots of side dishes. Everyone coming over is also bringing a plate of something. Good times.

US drops largest non-nuclear bomb in Afghanistan. I was honestly shocked to see this is the first battlefield usage. EDIT: Ninjad' by Malc in another thread.

I don't really understand the exclusionary mentality either. As a test, I called Rosatis pizzeria and asked if they only employed pizza makers from Naples but the East Indian guy that answered the phone just laughed at me. Being serious though, I imagine only chiefs / medicine men / tribal bigwigs got to wear them?

South African youths raving in NA headgear? Huh. I dont know anything about NA culture so I didnt know that was considered disrespectful either! I think I may have even had a faux one of my own when I was a wee demon. Authentic ones are spectacular to behold.

I am willing to concede that 72 years isn't that long. Out of morbid curiosity I googled "living holocaust survivors", and they cast a pretty wide net, but the number is ~100,000. They say the youngest would be ~71. Interesting! Probably. He was a rascal, or so the family papyrus tell me.

PINEAPPLE! Run that bum out of office!

Wheres the cutoff for whining? Did you know that my great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandpappy, Augustus Gvtedus XIVIIXIII! was fed to the lions in Rome for being a Christian? I tried to get reparations from the Italian government but they told me "così pisciare su un recinto elettrico". Nah, I'm just kidding. I suppose I feel that once the event is over and the threat is removed, people should stop acting persecuted.

Leukemia got him. He slayed me on The Chappelle Show.

RIP J. Geils and Charlie Murphy.

The MASSive Mass Effect: Andromeda writing contest.

Meh, don't mind me. I'm just shaking my fist at the sky.

Because even an oblique reference is met with gasps and wailing. Obviously. Its animated on my screen. Chompy gonna chomp.

Sorry it wasn't obvious but I was being facetious. I'm generally annoyed when a group thinks they have a monopoly on suffering. Its been 72 years. Let it go.

Congrats!

Oh, I'm 100% sure there were people that gasped. Which was probably closely followed by clutching their chests and averting their gazes. As we have all learned, nobody has, or ever will again, suffer as the jews have suffered. Also nobody can EVER be as evil as Hitler. True story.

Sean Spicer Raises Outcry With Talk of Hitler, Assad and Poison Gas. Typical race to see who can be more offended. Bwahahahaha....