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Kaftan Barlast

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  1. Then its just that Carth fellow who cant cut it? Phh
  2. Can I use my companions to open locked containers and repair stuff? Im a soldier, so I dont have any skillz
  3. Im not a console tard Im just happy Ill be able to play it without having to wait over a year for the PC version
  4. But it's fantasy! I wasnt drunk on homemade "viina" and whipping myself with a spruce branch while I played it, but I did not notice a single elf, dwarf or orc in there. It's a Kung-Fu game with some Chinese folklore.
  5. And see, there is no contemporary or sci-fi game where a "kill the rats in my basement with your gretaxe" quest would be acceptable. Thus, Fantasy yet again pr0oves itself to be the worst possible setting* * maybe a "my little pony" RPG would be worse
  6. I loved Jade Empire, and now that I have a 360 this is awesome news :D
  7. Its true to some extent. I know that women have been bothered with my lack of attention to my surroundings, but thats just because I walk around like a proper man with my head in the clouds, pondering scientific theories or why Spiderman married Mary Jane and not Felicia Hardy.
  8. I know most people who have been diagnosed with it use it as the ultimate excuse to do whatever they like
  9. i dont undestand what's wrong with you people. everyone i know has written Witcher off as yet another eastern-eurpoean b-league RPG, and yet you keep praising it? did they ship a completely different game to the US or whats going on? i was thinking of trying it but the more i see of it and the more i read, the less i want to go near it.
  10. But Fionivarr! There's no point in displaying your desktop if you cant discuss it with others.
  11. This idea is wrong and unethical for several reasons: - It is very wrong to force a poor mexican man to risk everything by putting himself in harms way for years to become a citizen, while say, a middle-class Swede can just walz in and attain citizenship without a hassle because he was born into better circumstances. - To send out a countrys poor and unwanted to die on the battlefield while serving the interests of the rich and prosperous is a practice that is as old as it is barbaric and cruel. - No man should be forced or coerced into risking life and limb for a cause he does not believe in. Military service must be voluntary and the soldiers must be compensated fully for the risks they take in the service. And also, why the military? Isnt there hundreds of other ways you could use the manpower? Why not let them plant new forrests, care for the edlerly etc. ?
  12. When in a desert any oasis will do. Lies! The only Fantasy game Ive been first in line to get was NWN2 (I got the box with the horribly ugly purple orc in it)
  13. But the vast majority of RPG's are Fantasy which is unfortunate. I mean, you have to be a pretty tragic person to think elves are cooler than spiderman or wookies. Before this post was edited, i wrote that Fantasy could be rigtfully summed up with a common three letter word which we all know. We're not allowed to write this word but we all know what i was saying :D
  14. Yeah! I mean, I dated a friggin vegan and they molest beans in the most absurd ways, and its still always beans. And there's no way you can make Bouillabaise or Chocolate cake using only beans.
  15. I feel like we've all been eating nothing but beans for 10 years, but when I stand up and declare that I now have had enough beans and would like something tastier, you all go "Why? beans are good" and then Im all like "Even a hot pocket would be better than beans at this point" and then you say "Beans and hot pockets are basicly the same thing." and then I reply "Well, how about.. NO!" and here we are. Beans. The reverse is also true. "Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology." Doctor Who, "Battlefield," 1989 Hey! Quotes are no fair! "I would not know what the spirit of a philosopher might wish more to be than a good dancer." Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900), The Gay Science, section 381 There, happy now?
  16. Arent dogs a kind of small horses? I could give you a longwinded explanation, but I will just say no instead.
  17. I think the crazy enourmous sales of Mass Effect is proof enough that it represents the future of RPG's. And this is despite being released on only one format and sharing launch with heavy hitters such as Assassin's Creed and CoD4. It will very likely outsell Diablo II, which is the best selling RPG of all time.
  18. It did that to me for DAYS. I could register my 360 until just a few days ago. I guess its the christmas rush. you can try to register on http://www.xbox.com/en-US/default.htm if it doesnt work on the 360, then you only have to fetch your gamertag
  19. Logicly, a photo of a naked lady is equally offensive wether this nudity is visible or not. To Americans that is, we Swedes like girls. There's more
  20. Everyone who likes fantasy should be pelted with pinecones, so sayeth the book of kaft.
  21. Mediocre steak still tastes better than mediocre lutfisk. Semicolon. And DA has been on there since NWN1 was released
  22. More and more CG companies have stopped supporting macintosh. Cinema4D is the only major package thats still strong on MacOS. With serious CG workstations your only two real options are WinXP64 or Linux. Even the 2D market is shrinking for the macs, the latest version of Corel Painter(which is originally a mac program) runs much better under windows. Also, no one will hire a macintosh user because they're all smug jerks.
  23. I dont know about you, but Id rather take a bad pancake over a bad pile of manure. Mediocre sci-fi is still much better than mediocre fantasy. And I still dont believe DA will ever be released. All we have seen in these 5 years is a few mockup-screenshots and a small one-room forum buried along MDk and shattered steel.
  24. Dragon age is vaporware, it will never be released, especially not now that EA owns BioWare.
  25. I use it to download all my... free and completely legal educational materials
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