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Roll? Come up snake eyes?

Chris Hansen is on his way!

That is disturbing on so many levels. I'm probably missing something but I have no idea what game that bear is from, care to enlighten me? You honestly don't know about Pedobear? Read this.

Here's the New Orleans Pelicans' mascot:

yeah, somewhat disturbing Any better now? *Twilight Zone music* Oh dear lord, you've turned it into crappy MMO character name format. Well, at least it's not xXRaNdOm ViDeO gAmE nEwSXx, that would have been the absolute worst.

FMV games can be very enjoyable, you just have to embrace the cheese. Don't be afraid of the cheese. Take in the cheese. Be one with the cheese. Let the cheese fill your pores.

Ouch... that's cold!

Ah, The 7th Guest, the game that sold thousands of CD-ROMs. I thought the game was more hilariously cheesy than scary, but I enjoyed it and The 11th Hour back in the day.

You can, but it's illegal in at least 20 states. I'm not sure about other countries.

Shroud of the Avatar Developer Commentary: http://www.ign.com/videos/2013/10/31/shroud-of-the-avatar-developer-commentary Other than the (hopefully placeholder) animations, particularly the hilariously stiff running animation, I think it's coming along nicely.

How dare you, Alan! How dare you come in here with reasonable thinking and rational accounts! The internet is for wild overreactions, sweeping generalizations, doomsaying, trolling, and occasionally funny memes. We'll have none of that rational thinking here, mister. Now go to the corner and think about what you've done.

More like TrissFX. You, sir, have just won the internets.

I demand a Super Boobs™ option in the settings that requires a separate physics card to run! Are you sure you're not thinking of Dead or Alive? Also, TressFX, pfft! AMD should have been working on BreastFX instead. Give the people what they want!

They need to save something for E3 2014.

Bill Shatner is the best. These days it's intentional comedy, but he is still the Undisputed Heavyweight Unintentional Comedy Champion of the World: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvQwXOCKNLY

Some new screenies (I think these are all new): Somebody needs to back off on the sharpen filter just a tad, otherwise they look spectacular. The level of detail on dem flyin' beasties is ridiculous. I'll be building a new system around the time this game should be coming out. I may need to pack 2 or 3 GTX880s or R10 390Xs or whatever to get this level of eye orgasm.

True. Though, if I read correctly, the game has Steam Workshop integration and you can scoop up a bunch of user made routes for free.

One last paragraph about the Sawx, then I'll give it a rest. It was meant to be this year. Everything fell into place. Lackey was finally fully healthy and finally became they guy they were hoping he would be. Buchholz came back strong and was at least healthy for half of the season. New arrivals Victorino, Napoli, and Gomes gave the team more than most people thought they would (Napoli and Gomes not so much in overall stats, but with big timely hits). Koji Uehara was essentially picked up off the scrapheap and after not one but two closers went down with season ending injuries, he inexplicably turned into 1990 Dennis Eckersley (okay, I may be overstating that one just a little bit). You can't really duplicate a season like this, but it will be interesting to watch them try next year.

Yeah, I can also now mainly concentrate on the NFL. That's not necessarily a good thing, though, as I'm a Cowboys fan and this is our team theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ Anyway, there's always hot stove.

Nice. It was down to this and Euro Truck Simulator 2 for me. One really cool thing I've heard about this franchise is that anyone that had Train Simulator 2013 got automatically upgraded to Train Simulator 2014 for free. Hopefully they do this for TS2015 too. Sure would be nice if the big publishers treated their customers like that instead of, here's a "new" Madden or FIFA with slightly upgraded graphics and updated rosters, otherwise basically identical to the previous game, pay us $60.

Looks like she went in for a close look of your thick junk. The badonkadonk comes from the Orcish side of my family.

I have nothing against "childish" games, some of the best games ever have been silly & "childish". Super/Paper Mario, Rayman, Pikmin, Psychonauts, Monkey Island, Sam & Max, and Space Quest, just to name a few. Just because a game appeals to a wide audience, including children, doesn't mean it can't appeal to adults. Games don't have to be grim and/or gritty to be good. I'm 37 years old and I still play "childish" games. I say that with pride.

That's what indies are for, though I'll give Ubisoft some credit for publishing some different (and/or old school) games in the near future (Might & Magic X: Legacy, Child of Light, Valiant Hearts: The Great War), plus recently the wonderful Rayman games and the gloriously goofy Blood Dragon. Also, I need Mirror's Edge 2 to happen, so EA can't go under just yet.

LOL. My team managed to go up against one of the few teams with a fanbase more obnoxious than our own. Vastly more obnoxious in this case.