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I'm definitely not messing with the Hungarian army. Over here calling in an airstrike on your own position is something you when being overrun by screaming bastards, not something you do over your coffee and cornflakes in the morning. Don't worry, the planes are craptastic.

Pred grabbing the facehugger midair was kinda satisfying.

Don't you mean Dark Sector or whatever? Guy in black clothes throwing some huge glaive?

+passive bonuses to weapon performance and armor strength

Nice underwear.

I can't sit on our roof.

Would monsieur prefer la Fallout 1-2/3 debate? Again? Dunno, something that purposefully conveys a thought/emotion?

Yeah.

Nothing (except the budget) standing in the way to become deep. Also, painting some **** and dieing and leaving it up to the new generation to make sense of it isn't deep either.

A painter would say all three. I'd say neither 'cause your not even trying. Also, don't try to ask me to define art. What I'm saying is that something that combines graphical, audible and written presentation (and therefore has the potential to contain artworks of all three...art forms) and throws in interactivity and immersion for good measure, "cannot" be called art* because "I say so". No sense no reason. *Or an art form if you wish. I see what half the problem is.

Nah, our airplane pilots make precision milk strikes on open bottles. That's how they train.

I'm on a HIGHWAY TO HELL! Wait, wrong band. *clears throat* BURNING NOW I BRING YOU HELL! Did you just forget who you are talking to? My bad, mr Contradiction.

Street Sharks is where it's at, foo'!

Yeah, it's called Carpathians.

I knew I should've repeated the "ignorant masses" part. No I don't. Lots of things now considered work of art weren't popular. Painters died of malnutrition. Poets died of malnutrition. No. Money. For. Food. Crappy. Works. Now. They're. Called. Art. No. Video games are not art. They are mindless entertainment and nothing more. Then why don't you refute my points instead of repeating your mantra? You have no logical explanation, just some arbitrary BS mantra. Talk about your vaunted progress. I wrote "can't tell" for a reason. They may find it fun (no they wouldn't, but you never know when Enlightment hits), but you can't just say "they think it's boring" because they haven't even played it.

No, just fond childhood memories. Also, was awesome in a touching way.

Videogames are the epitome of the philosophy of economy of words, acting, music and interactivity. Good levels convey the same thought and emotions of a well written short story in a few minutes. The sold copes of Torment however don't pertain to how fun it is considered because not having bought it, the masses can't tell. Also, sold numbers =! artsyness. Refer to above post.

Rap is a Man's soul, foo's! Some morons just aren't manly enough and the Awesomeness makes them go mad and they hallucinate some fake BS of

Don't train cars count as a sort of crate-mother figure, like the alien queen?

PROTIP: Top 3 causes of poet death: 1:Malnutrition 2:Syphilis 3:Shot by his gay lover.* You know poets, the people who use "poetic freedom" as an excuse to write badly structured and nonsensical poems that "for some reason" are called art. *And some got executed for their "art".

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We story our milk in cows.

The developer has one of the worst track records I have seen in recent years. This could actually be worse than the movie-based game. Fixed that for ya.

Hundreds of employees cost money. Voice actors cost money. Long lines for VAs cost more money. Lines get rewritten after VO is recorded. Actors cost more money.

DO IT! And have someone record her reaction! Then upload it! Share the link! When I want to have the endless and mindless shooting kind of fun, I load up Painkiller or UT. When I want fun that even vaguely fits into the intellectual territory I load up the Fallouts. Not counting the third. Guess when I want scenery porn, then I can load it. And Charles Dickens' books were just books. Probably with butt ugly covers. Good thing books existed for centuries and aren't limited by some arbitrary prejudice of the ignorant, self-important masses or we couldn't call them art. Well, I'm at this forum for a reason (hint: begins with S and ends with tory, but don't tell anyone). Torment had gameplay?! Why didn't anyone tell me that?!