Leeuwenhart

I want just 1 in my team. And i want it 1st person. And give me guns. Yes. Guns. Lots of guns. And zombies and robots and aliens. Apocalypse FPS. PILLARS OF APOCALYPSE. XD

I read this in a Donald Trump voice... Sad! Hahaha

Vithrak Druid. Walks next to you in spiritshift form as a hound. When trouble starts...for maximum effect... He shifts OUT of spiritform! And everybody sh*ts themselves hahahha "RUUUNNN!!!"

Am i the only one who read: Erotic Companions?

Its marketing. Its a pull. Wait some months. Then get the plushie. Sales 1 on 1

"Life...is sooo hollow."

It will be like Harry Potter... 6 years for a spell to kill somebody XD

Sea Bitch!

Tell it to the Dutch and their mocking of Napoleonic Code by giving themselves crazy surnames "that would never stick anyway" XD

Wait...what?! You mean i can't stab a guy that cuts in line at the post office? Omg what have i been doing?!

What would the world be without vulnerable women and priests? Euh... wait a sec... that sounded weird

Hey! Wait a minute... thats my tattoo!

Falvano... trying to learn that the world is round in the wrong way

Obi Schwann Kenobi here ^^^ ;D

I dont know bout you guys... but where i live fish costs more then steak. Regular vs regular that is

"You should see the other guys"

Yes... i am super hyped for maia. It fits better then bringing kana back. Its the same but new. Best of both worlds. Like your wifes sister...mmmmmm

For an anecdote of my own: I work in food service for 15 years now. 5 as an employee. 10 as a boss. I have an open kitchen by the bar. Means while i cook and make their food we talk. For 10 years ive talked to 1000s of people. People not from my little circle of friends. Im an open book. My customers know me. And we talk about everything. Everybody at the counter is in on the conversation. 20 people at once. If the topic of gaming pops up (Which does often with the younger folk since i wear merch to work sometimes.) i dont see looks of recognition or nods of approval there just is a disconnect. They dont share that passion. (The ones that do are zealouts haha praise them!) Im not talking hyperbolic here. Its not that im blind... bz like i said people look for friends other people that share interests. I look for it. And dont see it anywhere. Not in those numbers. All my buddies are gamers. All their wifes/gfs not. Maybe its an age thing. Im 35. Maybe 20s got boatloads of girl gamers... But my gf is 21. And none of her sisters her mother (40) her cousins her friends game. And shes from another country. And another social layer of society. So its not all close to me. Heck ... we looked so hard for 1 femake member of our d&d group i had to seduce girls into it after i seduced them into bed! Rolls for charisma check*... Tek tek tektek...tek. Natural 1. "Thats hard sheesh... where were the days of my nat 20s" XD Also... arent you a mod and supposed to defuse the situation? XDXDXD

Ok. Lets talk about anecdotal. How many mothers like yours do you know? And your gf is a gamer. How many other girls are like that. I never in 1 post said there were no female gamers. I just said in quantity Male gamers>Female gamers By a wide margin. Now most people are friends because they share interests and characters. Thats why your friends game. Your female friends game. But look at gfs of those friends or people not from your inner circle and how that goes. Thats why i gave an example of friends+families. Bz their spouses you dont pick. You get them bz they fall in love / are attracted to them. So you get people in your friends pool that are different. Like i said. You go online you can find 1000 gamer girls. But a million gamer guys. Also... Paying attention to what? Like girls that hide and play on my games when i sleep? If you play on ps network how many times you get grouped with guys... how many female voices between them? I played Destiny for 2 years cannot remember 5 times i got teamed with a girl. Once again: No gamer girl= not what i said. Ever.

Since apparently I have acquired a passive ability that allows me to know "how men work", I think I'm going to start writing an Eder x Aloth fanfiction.Besides racial talents and subracial skills now Gender Passive abilities! For women: they know how men work. Great. Now you guys can go to work everyday and we can game and take care of that brat in the other room that keeps interupting our special time on tuesday night because i cant on any other day because im tired from work and busy from work... Wait a minute... No work=Every Night is Special Time. Wife comes home 5h later: "Im tired. I know that look. Work was hard. Save it for tuesdays." #fml

More stories about some of our fav companions from the first one. Everybody must at least wanted 1 of those for an encore. I even got 2!

More you say? Nay! Bigger i say. BIGGER EXPLOSIONS! Bone Flesh Meat and Marrow Everywhere And Fireworks Lots and lots of fireworks!

To be fair i liked that too. Only had that pig on me the whole way.

Kanye? Mmmmm... Tomorrow the writers come back and slap everybody across the board for this topic... Hey guys. How bout getting back on track? Romance!

Fulvano is a lie!