WILL THE ALMIGHTY

Clearly Bioware is capable of surprising us.

The "official" reason told by the devs is that she died once, and in any case it was only her physical form.

Some people are okay with liking EA products. I know its crazy, but you've got to accept it, Nightshape.

You know what we need? A Sky Captain RPG.

Its a used copy, and I had some very annoying glitches with it, like sudden and temporary "freezes" every few seconds. So this isn't something about the actual Bioshock, just my copy.

Shhh, that's the second twist. ... or is this serious? Because I would like that, depending on how the health regenerates.

Kerrigan > Nippless plant lady Well we haven't seen what kind of character the plant lady is. Although we could probably take a guess and wind up with exactly what Bioware thought as well.

I love how in AC you get this drab, grey environments with a serious and trying-to-be-innovative plot, and then you go play the new PoP and everything is completely different.

I prefer the badass death knight to the blond pretty boy paladin, actually. I suggest you try some singleplayer maps as well, notably RDZ's This Wreckage. Quite possibly the only good singleplayer map to be found nowadays. Also, I really want to play CoD4 again. I'm trying to find it cheap for 10$ or so, seeing as its from 2007 and all. Saw it selling at $59.99 in Best Buy a few days ago I usually go to a small local game store. They sell stuff rather cheap when its old, like FEAR which I got for about 10 bucks after barely a year of release. Last I checked they sold CoD at 30$ max, and that was months ago. Hell, I could buy the entire Ace Combat series (8 games total) for about 60$, and they've also got a huge store of old game consoles like the N64. What's nice about this is it means World at War barely comes close to beating CoD4.

... She reminds me of Kerrigan.

That's just not getting old, is it? OH SHI- I'm a mage. What powers do I get?

So, the game no longer features unlimited ammo? The twist ending is that you had limited ammo all along.

I prefer the badass death knight to the blond pretty boy paladin, actually. I suggest you try some singleplayer maps as well, notably RDZ's This Wreckage. Quite possibly the only good singleplayer map to be found nowadays. Also, I really want to play CoD4 again. I'm trying to find it cheap for 10$ or so, seeing as its from 2007 and all.

I laughed when I realised they used the exact same explosion models from Bad Company.

Weird, I liked the first and second screens a lot. Almost enough to get me interested in the game. But the third just felt weird. :/

I'd prefer if I didn't have to do that. My Hard Drive is only 12 gigs, and I already have Bioshock installed because the game is completely broken if I play it from the disc.

I think the PS3's that cost more have PS2 compatibility.

Actually I'm still stuck at Warcraft 3.

Oh sorry, it seems I'm 15 months late.

And so we enter the Co-op era of gaming.

Even if GlaDoS wasn't there, Portal would still be great. Those are some very inovative and fun puzzles.

The second one actually had more of a 30's vibe. Heck, there was a boss fight with a giant firebreathing mechanical worm that works on gears, and some robot with six legs that was actually the tip of a zeppelin. That, and some planes had weird weapons like the twin tesla bolts. Seemed pretty steampunk to me. Then again, these days newtonian punk and steampunk are pretty much considered the same. Alternate reality/history doesn't have anything to do with it, but usually its all about the art direction according to me. "Pop art", the 50s commercials/advertisements with a sort of dark humour (Incinerate plasmids being advertised like common soap), seems to be shared by a lot of steampunk games, along with a tendency to use pipes, steam, gears, copper, old technology turned new, weapons looking like they were homemade, etc...

Just doesn't seem like my type of game. Looks so generic. :/ ... and they're pulling the Jedi/Spectre/whatever was in JE or BG/Grey Warden **** again, but I think we've discussed this enough. Same thing happened with Fallout 3. I just looked at the game and thought "I don't get it. What's so awesome about it?".

So for the average human being with no knowledge of hardware, what does that mean?

I (thankfully) avoided the expansion packs. Besides, there's a creepy little girl, a giant explosion and Combine some random dudes with armored mechs. I think that's enough to have fun.