WILL THE ALMIGHTY

I try to respect EA with games like Dead Space, which really is great, but they're just plain evil.

Why do the zombies stop right before hitting you? Takes out all the tension of having someone run up to you with an axe.

And we could have whipping mini-game!

Quit my job today. It felt damn good and took about 25 seconds.

It has to do with pretend violence. Its not like we're nominating Hitler or anything.

The fictional character in the bible version or the real historical version? Mel Gibson version.

Meh. Dead Space plays better.

Give it another millenium. In the meantime give me a goddamn steampunk RPG.

Replaying through Dead Space a third time, on hard difficulty, with only the plasma cutter. This is surprisingly easy, but only because I really know how to play this game. Be quick enough with your cutter, use stasis when you need to and always check if there's another zombie coming up and you'll be fine. Not to mention that using only the plasma cutter means you only get plasma cutters rounds, and that upgraded, this gun kills anything.

You really like ruining my days with this sort of news, don't you?

As long as you update it more than once a week, I'll love it.

His accent is killing me.

Huh. He didn't get killed. That's a nice start.

Killzone 2 Opening Cinematic I got chills.

This better be good. Seems like it lost most of its subtility.

Found out how to avoid the incredibly annoying quick time events in Prince of Persia. Basically, don't block, always dodge or deflect. Takes a little practice and its more than a little annoying, but at least I can enjoy the game again now.

I'm wondering if that's actually awesome or not. Signs point to no.

Wow. Hadn't noticed that before. I am going to love this year.

Sorry man - but the thought of that made me laugh out loud.. Lol. It's really hilarious on it's own. Some stuff is very good translated, other stuff is B-movie corniness pure. I especially liked when Benezia died, she literally said "Ughh". I think that could potentially be more hilarious than the French version.

Die Hard RPG? Am I the only who thinks this could be awesome?

Or get worse?

From the few times I've gone to church, they seem to get equal shares.

Henry Fonda. Enough said. Or better yet.

I nominate Martin O'Donell. ... what? Totally realistic.