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I like Jorian's fast cruiser Impracticable and Xard's Evening Confidence. The latter sounds very English.

His face will always be Hans Gruber to me. Even in Robin Hood I felt as if Kevin Costner was fighting a German terrorist. "Now I have a wench. ....Ho. Ho. Ho."

As I round the corner I see a homeless man screaming "Give me vodka!" While he fights with a large white dog. A man with his arm mangled (possibly by the dog) is limping towards me. I stop to help.

Final Countdown! "Captain! It's the Final Countdown!" "Weeedleweewow. Weddeedleweewowow!" "Captain?"

http://roguey.freewha.com/gaming/pc/x3/help/ship_namer.php Designed for X3, but generates ship names completely at random. My favourite, and now flagship moniker: "Inspiring Chicken"

Pleated trousers? As in pleated skirts?

Surely don't mean Hocus Pocus...from Focus? Damn straight!

Unless you're in a band. The band I was in back in college played one show on top of a Oldsmobile '88. It was at a keg party at our friend's' house. We put the PA and mixer in the back seat of the car and placed the mic stands on cinder blocks. One guy stood on the hood, one guy on the roof and I was on the trunk. The drummer played in front of the car. It was hands-down the weirdest "venue" I've ever played. Class.

i need to get myself a monocole then, clearly And an ostrich

Well, I'm glad that's all the awesome things we've done.

I presume you've all read the Walking Dead graphic novels?

After an exhausting set of intensive running i notice what appears to be two people trying to help someone who has fallen over. At least it looks that way from this distance.

I am so going to this movie as soon as it arrives in the UK.

I wasn't aware you did ANYTHING besides rob nobles and consort with harlots. Annoyed by the parlous state of my home projects, I put on my running shoes and set off for a run through the gathering gloom. I will be wearing an listening to extremely loud earphones.

I you'll allow me to venture my sympathies, I agree. Sometimes the pain of losing someone special is balanced by the knowledge that they squeeezed as much out of life as they could. I think that's why when kids die it seems so awful. Still, I know that emotionally it can be kicker nonetheless. Shryke: one thing you learn from officers in the Army. A gentleman is as a gentleman does, not how he pretends to be.

OK> Imagine just for a moment that I'm a technological imbecile...

Actually, I guess what you really want is some sort of naturally powered zombie mincing machine. Like a watermill but chucking out minced zombie.

You've got me interested. Do you think it has an English language release?

Well, it sounds decent, and it has Bruce Campbell. So it's going on my list of must-sees.

Is it still running at a million miles a second if you refresh? I had that problem the first time I played. I tried it when you suggested it, but no dice. I had to download it instead. Still pretty cool. I really liked the easy thrill of total victory. I also liked having the video show doing stuff. More games should end like that. In fact, I want the next Obsidian game to first show you doing stuff that you actually did, then have 'outtakes', like Bear Gods wandering off into the woods when they think no-one is watching.

I'm wondering where my girlfriend is, as she's not answering the phone. I could go round to her house, but she's probably down at some bar, flirting with other guys. I hope something rotten happens to her. Meanwhile I settle down to the first few lines of my hopelessly unfinished anti-zombie chainmail hauberk.

That's the usual situation in concerts I attend to with my girlfriend yeah it's nothing unusual it's just that she was really wasted and could barely stand on her own, and with all the broken glass i didn't want her getting knocked over and hurt See? A gentleman doesn't have to wear a monocle. *subtext: wear a monocle*

An old friend of mine pointed out that what you really want is a cattle grid.

Hell Kitty is of course roleplaying a dust mite.

The Carla Bruni album. Sort of meh, but it raises teh important hotness issue. And by that, lets compare Cherie Blair and Carla Bruni as first ladies. yes. I also spilled my tea.