jaguars4ever

Omricon Evils, let the pwnage begin.

I'm off to go spend some time with the SO. I should be back online about midnight, your time Jags. Hear that Bok? Midnight SoCal homie time.

C'mon guys, it's go time!

Tutu + NPC project. That's all you need.

We didn't suck too badly too!

Ach. They've already tricked me. Volo, what's the difference between the three again?

M&B is awesome. It's essentially a medieval, land-based version of Elite! Best thing since Freelancer.

Master Picard is not impressed.

Unarmed? Pfft. For all you unarmers, I have two words for you: ALIEN BLASTER.

AKA as Lionheart 2: The Bane of SPECIAL

Which is the way it should be - Balors are supposed to be bad-assed mofos. Nowadays on (yeah, I'm looking at you NwN) it's like "w00t, my uber l33t Monk 11/Fighter 12/Invisible Blade 5/Divine Champion 2 with 18 attacks via flurry-of-blows and perfect two weapon fighting w/ dual +5 kamas w/ 15d6 elemental damage can take down the Balor in 1.26 seconds...not counting bleeding damage".

Funny. That's the one I finished which led me to buy Judgment Rites...which in turn I haven't finished. Also: -Morrowind -Oblivion -GTA: San Andreas -GTA: 4 -X2: The Threat

Dear Deadly - fellow Witcher brother-in-arms - many a night have I pondered the same philosophical quandary: Hawt-nekkid-Witcher-b00bies now, or hawter-nekkider-Witcher-b00bies for the days to come. Never did I think such an answer could be possible...until the fateful day I discovered The Price of Neutrality. Allow its b00bie-goodness to sate your Witcher craving until the glorious day the expanded version is released.

I bow my head in absolute utter embarassment at forgetting this gem of a series. My favorite version would be 01/02, the last version with the wibble/wobble tactics system. But the series was amazing. The sucessor series, Football Manager, is still too unbalanced for me to get nearly the enjoyment I got out of CM. Easily the best sports sim of all time. One of the best strategy games of all time. And you could even RP in it, since you assumed the manager's persona. Tactics, acquisitions, finances. Bloody brilliant game. ZOMG, I can't believe I forgot this one. The best CM game ever.

The mounts only got added post-Wyvern Crown of Cormyr though, right?

Bards are cool even though they suck.

In my entire 2 hour CoD4 career, my best match had me at 28-29. Stupid jerks hiding just around corners. So many questions, so few answers! 1. PC or 360 CoD4? 2. What Gun setup did you use? 3. Which glorious map were you on? 4. Why only 2 hours?

Bow down to the CoD4 master-pwner. I just went 40-1-16 on Overgrown.

You mean I trudged and waded through Episodes I and II for nothing? Is III really worth playing to finish this trilogy off? I was only in it for the cut-scenes.

I'm shocked and amazed at some of you people (my buddy Oerwinde especially) who think "executing" these people would be for the betterment of society. These fat criminals are still real, living people with vast amounts of untouched biomass. Fuel is is short supply and gas prices just keeping going up! We need to preserve resources by spontaneously combusting these people so that we - the good folk - can eek out our existence with a little extra warmth and MPG.

Give us the uncensored version, man. Clearly you found your hidden smut cache, and you're holding out of us Pop.

Yeah, neither do I. Too sweet for my liking. But you can get it dry or semi-dry, so don't despair!

I think we're losing sight of the real issue here. The man's not even fat. Now this is fat!

1. Planescape: Torment