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Hey Night, which Witcher (see what I did there?) chick is that in your siggy? Don't tell me I missed one! Gotta catch 'em all!

Is that your new girlfriend, Feng?

Good job so far Barracuda, but you really ought to consider making an actual campaign. You can call it...FIFEout! Think of the possibilities: Vault Dweller: Hey, did you have a good time last night? Super Mutant: FIFE-tacular! Vault Dweller: Yeah, I saw you leave with FIFEette. Super Mutant: Oh man, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started FIFEing me. Vault Dweller: Shut the FIFE up! Super Mutant: Yeah! Vault Dweller: Right in the FIFEing parking lot? Super Mutant: FIFE-Yeah! Vault Dweller: Oh! That is freaking FIFE! -- It would be FIFEing glorious I tell you, glorious! And if anyone tells you otherwise just tell them to FIFE off! FIFEout FTW!1

NWN still sucks no matter how many ways you slice it. NWN series is the best ever! R00fles! Only the OC epically sucked. HotU was the best NWN campaign (before MotB came out) but still holds it's own today and is probably better than KotOR. You've really got to try Darkness over Daggerford though. With the exception of HotU, I'd say it's better (and bigger) than any NwN1 expansion/module out there, and most of all it has the BG1 random-world-map-exploration feel to it.

It's actually probably the worst in those series of games behind Champions of Norrath, Baldur's Gate Dark Aliiance 1 & 2, X-Men Legends 1 & 2, and Ultimate Alliance. The controls were too clunky, there was only support for 2 players, and it lacked variance in gameplay that the classes/special heroes in the other games brought. Truer words have never been spoken.

Step aside Mithral Turbo Plasma Rifle of the Heavens +5... Beyond the power of Vorpal Teddy Bears!1 Never you mind it lacks the density/mass-velocity/everything-sacred-&-holy-in-this-world to work - it's vorpal dammit!

Too bad it does nothing to improve Ash's butterface.

Not only is this statement unequivocally, unconditionally true, but lesbianism is also the only known instrumentality that can make vampire sex ala Bloodlines and nurses (that's plural!!) sex ala Witcher even better. Note however, the Doctrine of Lesbiantasticness CANNOT be vicariously imputed to gayness, as the schlong variables (hereby abbreviated variable S) cannot substitute for boobies for want of equation balancing: Pixelaciousness = x * (b00bies); Given that pixelaciousness is directly proportional to number of b00bies, lesbianism proffers not one, but TWO, pairs for a net total of FOUR b00bies. Gayness on the other hand substitutes the aforementioned Quad Boob Setup for 2 pairs of variable S, for a net total of ZERO b00bies. Thusly, the lesbianism quantity contains a greater amount of pixelaciousness than gayness, whereupon the universe falls into balance where men are men, women are grateful, Rodians are innocent victims of circumstance, and Wookiee harboring Correlian smugglers are nothing more than cold-blooded pre-meditated Greedo murderers.

And here's a great site for treating Diablo 3 developments: http://www.mycarpaltunnel.com/

Cohorts, huh? I'm not sure I like the sound of that. So do these dudes & dudettes operate like henchies or party poopers? 'Cause even though every one likes the "SURPIRSE at my oppressive stupidity and momentary genius" factor of henchmen (FO, NWN), their tendency to become a liability gets old. Real fast. Party members on the other hand (ala BG, KotOR) can have scripts (!!) - albeit barely competant ones - or can be taken over by the player, and are on the whole much cooler, less annoying NPCs to be around with in general (unless they're female elven druids - what the hell is up with these b****es? Seriously, it's like they're in a permanent state of PMS...).

The sad thing is that it was still better than IV. Yeah, but even Danger Girl* was better than Suikoden IV, and even Bok wouldn't admit to liking that. *Actual game play experience may vary.

Is it even half way as good as Kenshin though, Kiro-san? 'Cause if it is, then we have ourselves a WINRAR!1 (not the compression utility).

For shame Bok, for shame.

You should have waited for the enchanced edition, Rosb. It's supposed to have completely revamped voice acting amongst other things. Yes pixellated b00bies - I'm talking about you (technically two). I thought only the German version got a voice revamp? and the English just had updated text, animations, reduced loads times and some new missions.. God I hope not. English Geralt sounds like Christopher Lambert during a bad bought of influenza (Note however, his voice range itself is actually greater due to some bizarre twist of fate...and general woefulness of Canadian actors in general). That being said Rosb, "just" and "load times" should never, I repeat NEVER be mentioned in the same sentence when talking about The Witcher. It's just poor form and it gives the children nightmares.

Once you Super Sledge a kid in the groin/eye while exclaiming out loud "Muhaha - The Slayer Walks the Earth" , there's no going back. Trust me on this.

I couldn't agree more! I stopped reading after "Freelancer 2" for need of supplication while beholding these prophetic words of wisdom as foretold by Lord Jergal, Lord of the End of Everything, progenitor of knucklesbones, skull-bowling, the empty throne and everything totally sweet and awesome. However this is not enough. We must complete the ritual for purposes of posterity so that future generations can behold the sacred scriptures made 99% of win (and 1% from turnips, since Jan Jansen is kinda cool too. Annoying, but cool): Vampire the Masquerade 3 Gladius 2 King's Quest 9 Independence War 3 Baldur's Gate 3 Arcanum 2 Tachyon the Fringe 2 Planescape 2 A barely competent Star Trek game

Thought I would upload some pictures of it. Out of slight curiosity (and a pinch of jealous animosity) how much did that bling-bling cost you, Luc?

You should have waited for the enchanced edition, Rosb. It's supposed to have completely revamped voice acting amongst other things. Yes pixellated b00bies - I'm talking about you (technically two).

Chugs down lore potion and takes a closer look. +Dogmeat: Dogmeat = Real Ultimate Canine. This wasteland shepherd owns, has owned and will continue to own. Period. +Open-endedness: The linearity of rpg's these days is about as common as a chav in Chelsea, and equally as annoying. +There's AI: The more artificially enchanced stupidity can be limited the better. -AI: It's "radiant". -Exploding Cars: FPS gimmick where every environment must have explodables. Um, the last time I checked, cars in FO ran on stable microfusion cells that 1) were usually stripped; & 2) even if they weren't they didn't explode into mintature nuclear mushroom clouds. I mean, HELLO? -Fatman: Say, that's a nice portable mini NUKE launcher you're carrying? Is this for real - seriously? An FPS wannabe "BFG" based armed with NUKE bombs. Smartest innovation to the wasteland yet ever since well, it was nuked with bombs. -No Stupid Dialog: Set your int to 1 and watch the fun. Ah those were the days...FO1/2. Heck, even NWN had stupid dialog. No stupid dialog for a series that had stupid dialog has got to come down to dev laziness IMO. -No eye/groin shots: Almost totally destroys the fun of aiming. You've just critically missed the barn door doring a crunching 0 damaged. Yeah it sucks, but at least nostalgia will make for good party talk. -Unkillable children: Sounds like a cop-out to avoid public controversy. What ever happened to allowing choice? Oh yeah, we voted Republican... -Traits are gone: Character customization cripplage FTW! But at least we have... -A perk every level: The more the better, right? Wrong. -Deathclaws are mutated BEARS now: WTF, mate? -Combat: It's not meticulously turned based anymore. It's not even turned based. It's real time w/ a pause button! Now this can work well (ala Mass Effect) but then it's not a FO sequel is it? (See how simple that was, Beth). Conclusion: Oblivion with guns, it's OBLIVION w/ GUNZ!1

Mentally challenging or sexually challenging? It might sound like a non-issue, but it makes a heckuva difference.

... I mean, yeah, good thing none of us were stupid enough to buy this. Fortunately I've kept my receipt...or rather I keep my receipts in eventuality that such a dread purchase is made. Not that I need it of course.

Good riddance. She was useless baggage with acting more wooden than Keanu Reeves. Even her eye candy purpose was liek WTF, Mate? She wasn't even that hot. Mildly sexy at best. And then only in the right lighting.

I'm helping the British economy by buying from Amazon.co.uk! Their stuff cost like twice as much, but I got Season 3 Battlestar Galactica like 6 months earlier. Thanks Gordon Brown!

How about now just adding the extra important parts for those who don't feel like reading the post.

ZOMG...mutiny and Jesus Baltar! Tonight's episode was awesome!