Lucky for him, you're a dog lover DR.
It's time to get your doggie ready for on-leash training.
Don't forget your poop scoop.
I prefer cats over smelly dogs.
What I do today? Watch Michigan lose to Penn State. Boo!
Cats are superior beings
You remember that movie Honey I Shrunk the Kids?
Well, if that happened to you, your feline "friend" would turn on you like the scorpion, and rip you up the shreds first after having maimed you, and then toying with you as your life expires.
Our loyal canines, however, would defend us to the death. Just like Anty. Oh Anty, how we miss thee...