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Despite your lack of fondness for Thane, do you like fish sticks?

For a flick, perhaps. But this is Bruce Campbell at his best: Tachyon.

Yo, Calax , Ima let you finish reading this recruitment advert, but Beyonce has one of the best guilds of all time!! ―Kanye West

Jag's Top 10: 1. 2. 3. PS:T - Smoldering Corpse Bar 4. 5. IWD - Kuldahar 6. 7. Jade Empire 8. Morrowind 9. Freelancer - Omricon Space 10. FO1 - Wasteland

You should have experienced all the Telos cut content so far. Incidentally, here's the complete list of what's restored: http://www.deadlystream.com/showthread.php?t=228

You, my friend, are clearly a very wise person. Such is the clarity of your insight, I do believe your basis of trust would be well placed in my proposal. I am Nigerian royalty, and I need you to send me money. Unfortunately, my funds became trapped during the last military regime here in Nigeria, but all that is required is your bank account number I can enlist the help of my Nigerian relatives in clearing up this misunderstanding. Don't worry, you can trust us (we are ROYALTY), and we live in trustworthy place (NIGERIA), so the quicker you wire the funds, the quicker I can see to giving your one of my wonderful non-war-torn Nigerian palaces. And you are the snarkiest SOB this side of the codex. What made you leave the godforsaken KotOR II boards anyway? Do you crawl out of that cave every solstice to prey upon the other boards only to return there once you have annoyed everyone sufficiently? Yeah, pretty much. Those prey aren't going to annoy themselves you know. Besides, I've been needing a new cave of operations every since Volourn's boom-boom got infected with VD.

You, my friend, are clearly a very wise person. Such is the clarity of your insight, I do believe your basis of trust would be well placed in my proposal. I am Nigerian royalty, and I need you to send me money. Unfortunately, my funds became trapped during the last military regime here in Nigeria, but all that is required is your bank account number I can enlist the help of my Nigerian relatives in clearing up this misunderstanding. Don't worry, you can trust us (we are ROYALTY), and we live in trustworthy place (NIGERIA), so the quicker you wire the funds, the quicker I can see to giving your one of my wonderful non-war-torn Nigerian palaces.

Ah, Rosebjerg my friend. To have come so far and still not see the light. It has never been a question of whether my Basilisk War Droid can charge up your loading ramp. It is to be expected that that is true. And this is undoubtedly so with the automated docking procedures that assist us in this day and age. The true issue is whether you're willing to turn away from Wikipedia. Don't fight the trope, for the more you struggle, the more it will tear its claws unto your soul as you resist. Instead, embrace the trope and give in to it powers of banality. Only in such madness, can clarity be achieved. Then the lines of demarcation between man vs woman, good vs evil, Taco Bell vs Del Taco, becomes nothing more than worldy abstraction. And at that point, Roseberg, you're no longer browsing the trope. You are the trope.

TRANSLATION: See kids, this is why boyscout camps are bad, mkay?

Holy Crap - I click that link, and now it's 1:52 AM? ****ing TV Tropes!

How is it worse? She (?) is an alien. I just don't like when they take human beauty canons and build alien/fantastic chracters around them. That's just my opinion, though. Agreed. I don't mind beautiful alien girls, but there needs to be ugly ones, too. Ones that are more... alien. Ones that don't attract us because they simply aren't part of our species. Something less anthropomorphic and more believable. But if she's not smoking, then she becomes unboneable. And therein lies the problem. Remember guys: If she smokes, she pokes.

If she really is a romanceable fish, then all my excursions below the equator would not have been for naught.

@My buddy Ramza: Just pay the measly 50 squid you stingy, paranoid, ****er! Jeez, all this musterbating over a nerd toy that's not even going to get you laid anyway. But if this obscure artifact of geekdom means that much to you then just escow the funds via PayPal, and if he pullies his wullie, then bitch to PayPal and they'll set you straight.

Because it deserves it's own thread. Not just because of it's epictude, but because dignifying the "other" thread with this, is like thanking the doctor's office for the antibiotics they promised you, but which ultimately you had to get from the pharmacy. It's like like catching the clap, and going to their office for your penicillin. But to your horror they tell you it's this penicillin-resistant gonorrhoea. But, then your fears are temporarily alleviated with shallow promises of new anti-biotic in development, which actually isn't in development, and when you ask about getting your shot, they tell you "It'll be ready when it's done". What good is that when my schlong falls off?! And besides, it's my wang. I don't need the condescension on how to use it. Yeah, I know I shouldn't have stuck it where it doesn't belong, but let's focus on the solution not the problem. That's what I think about "the other guys". Anyway, commence the awesomeness of TSLRCM!

Ah, Storm of ZOMGthisISmajorSUKAGE. Don't let them take your 5 bucks, man. With 5 bucks you can buy 5 items at the dollar store. Or even a Svirfneblin hooker. Honesty, the best part of the whole game was Shymon and Scarbunkel:

you haven't seen movies without action until you've seen Shoot em up, or the transporter series. Or Cranked. Ah...the Transporter series. You know you have B-movies? Well this is like a C-movie. A C-movie package that's specially terrible, and terribly special at the same time. It's like that ugly chick that your diss in front of your friends to be Fonzie cool, but secretly take back to your room for your viewing pleasure. You're ashamed to admit it, because even though she's BUTT UGLY and looks like a transvestite (don't worry she's not...I, um, checked), there's still this UNDEFINABLE SEXY quality about the way she flaunts herself. Think Lady Gaga. That's what Transporter is to me. --> --> --> --> -->

Technically, nothing can supersede the Constitution. However, it can be amended if a proposition by Congress is assented to by 2/3 of both the Senate and the House of Representatives, in addition to 3/4 of all states.

Obama wins!!!

Checkered b00bies FTW!1

No Sarah Palin hunting with FAKE Sarzoky then?

Here's what I just whipped up, Ark: Name: Oleg Taktarov ST - 9 PE - 2 EN - 9 CH - 2 IN - 5 AG - 9 LU - 4 Tag: Unarmed, Melee, Science Level 2: Little Leaguer Level 3: Intense Training - Endurance Level 4: Iron Fist Level 5: Intense Training - Strength Level 6: Toughness Level 7: Bloody Mess (or Lead Belly) Level 8: Strong Back Level 9: Rad Resistance Level 10: Nerd Rage (or Mysterious Stranger) Level 11: Finesse Level 12: Life Giver Level 13: Fast Metabolism Level 14: Adamantium Skeleton Level 15: Cyborg Level 16: Better Criticals Level 17: Action Boy Level 18: Paralyzing Palm Level 19: Infiltrator Level 20: Ninja

do you mean the cards or the language? the cards are still censored as to not have them censored would make an AO rating happen quite swiftly, language isn't. but if you go on their official forums in the european section there's a simple patch that changes the cards back. Thanks Calax. I guess I can buy it at my local SoCal homie store, and patch it, rather than importing it. Gotta have teh b00bie cards!1

Does anyone know if the US Enhanced Withcer Edition is "censored" or not?

Have you found out the President's big secret yet jags? Yeah, and it was a very big ode to FO2.

Three Dog doesn't care about you! He doesn't care about America! He - like the ghouls, supermutants, raiders, and the so-called Brotherhood of steal - are part of the system of degenerates that flouts the magnificence of this once great nation. Now put your faith in President John Henry Eden, and he'll restore the status quo ante and bring us back to our former glory! Plus, the Enclave Radio music is totally sweet and awesome! I've never felt this patriotic while Bush has been in office!